Astrenox

Aerthiel would look over the document nodding as he read

"Aye!" Venice would exclaim, excited for what the future holds.

Venice would grab the poster, before looking for the closest recruiting station

Anytime!

Consider it done

Oh hey! It's my roleplay wife. Pricings will cost you double, sorry for the inconvenience. Agreed.

Of course! Just pay me 4 mina.

That'll be 10 mina

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