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I’M GONNA KILL YOU
15th of the Deep Cold, SA 139
SpoilerTo the illiterate and armless king,
I’m gonna kill you.
P.S We of the esteemed Frostbeard Clan and Brawm’s PMC do not partake in slavery, we liberated all those elves out of the kindness of our hearts. They are free now. We are so benevolent, I’m sure if the tables were turned you would have burned us alive.
Signed, John Mudd
Signed, John Frostbeard
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CAPTURED VALE- ELVES FOR RANSOM
15th of the Deep Cold, SA 139
The brawny brawns and Frostbeard soldiers have made a new capture! A plentiful bounty of elves in the vale to be ransomed off! We can only guarantee their safety for a certain amount of time. The dogs are getting hungry and we did not bring any meat! Hurry! And you may save their damned souls!
THE CLOCK IS TICKING!
Our Discord for more fights, and to see the schedules!
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Spoiler
10th of the Sun’s Smile, 139 SA
By Decree Of:
The Scholar, Gardalf Frostbeard
ᛏᚬ ᚴᚬ ᛁᚢᛁᚾ ᚠᚢᚱᛏᚼᛁᚱ ᛒᛁᛁᚬᚾᛏ
A SCIENTIFIC ANALYSIS OF NORLAND
ᛏᚬ ᚴᚬ ᛁᚢᛁᚾ ᚠᚢᚱᛏᚼᛁᚱ ᛒᛁᛁᚬᚾᛏ
To the forever-weak coward of Norland,
It has recently been brought to my attention that the Norlanders have been parading a recent “victory” against Urguan. This came as a shock to myself and my Frostbeard brethren who were in fact celebrating our hard fought victory against the Norlanders in the midst of women and ale! Celebrating the terror and wrath brought down upon the norlanders, by Chris Frostbeard, who returned from the battle with countless heads and a mane stained crimson red!
Perhaps, maybe, the fight was not as victorious as it had seemed to us and we had made a grievous error in our judgment? At once, the greatest Frostbeard thinkers were assembled and put to work solving this conundrum. After much headwork and problem solving involving complex formulas, the scholars came to the conclusion that the Frostbeards were indeed victorious, and the Norlanders were mistaken. Here is the mathematical theorem which led them to this conclusion:
Nine Frostbeards faced off against 180 Norlanders.
150 Norlanders were slain (with ease).
Five Frostbeards were martyred heroes.
By using a complex operation only recently brought to the backwards backwaters of Norland, called “subtraction”, we may assess that the Norlanders had lost more than a hundred forty-five more men in a conflict where they had outnumbered us twenty to one! The same scholars, upon the completion of their analysis, then got to work unearthing the reasoning to Norland’s mysterious claims to victory. Our conclusions are as such:
The incestuous queen is facing symptoms of grief - no doubt to these countless losses - the most prevalent of which we have labeled as ‘cope’. Most likely a symptom of their incessant inbreeding. We will be sending our clan doctor, John Frostbeard, to assess the situation behind Norland’s walls. We hope to come with a clear diagnosis in the coming stone week.
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Spoiler13th of Anbella’s Seed, SA 138
BY DECREE OF
THE FROSTBEARD CLAN
ᚴᚼᚱᚢᛘ ᚴᛅᛋᚾᚬᚴᛘᛅᚱ ᚴᛅᚢᛁᚱ
ALL MY OPPOSITION LAY DEAD
-= KHRUM KAZNOKMAR KAVIR =-
ᚴᚼᚱᚢᛘ ᚴᛅᛋᚾᚬᚴᛘᛅᚱ ᚴᛅᚢᛁᚱ
SpoilerOur resident illustrator has compiled a “motion picture”. Please flip the pages in rapid succession to view the battle in lifelike detail!
To the ever-damned craven of Norland,
No longer do I write to you as an equal, for I have brought your cowardly kingdom to its knees. Had you not considered the grave insults you gave unto us? Surely you were mistaken to approach as if we were the idle crowds in your city. You cowardly cabal that hides in the Norlandic keep, we have shown you thrice our might, and thrice you have fallen. Before you was all the strength of Adria, your steel glittering in the sun, and yet you have fallen time and time again, You cowardly craven, come hither and fight, thrice have I slain your rallies and thrice have I not seen Hilda the heathen nor Balon the coward.
Let us recall the events of today when the clarion call was heard in Urguan when the beardlings swarms rallied forth. I must surely be mistaken, but I recall a sighting of a dwarf resembling the Norlandic King, not only a coward but a midget as well? I will make sure this dwarf is to be slain on sight, as shortly upon his sighting did coincidentally you cravens prepare to hide. We of the dwarves hold our heads high, and indeed does the Frostbeard Clan not allow slights against our honor and pride. You craven inbreds, did you think we would give you an olive branch and allow your response of indifference? We have met and spoken with the true and proper king of your lands, Vangel, and he has shown us a clear map of your bloodline and family tree. Tell us Balon, why so do you marry your sister? You accursed varlet, come out from your little bunker and see the pitiful lament of your sister-queen!
Rotten knave, no longer is the opportunity for diplomacy available to you mongrels. We were most surely mistaken in committing diplomacy with those who engage in inbreeding, a “veritable word-salad” as one had said, most clearly a sign of illiteracy and ignorance in reply to our warning to you worthless serfs. As well in return for the Dwarven spy relaying news of our rally to you wretched curs, I will have my own operatives do the same. As we speak, I have unleashed a squad of ten musin led by John “The Savant” to lurk through your sewers and destroy all your redstone linings, mechanical traps, and tear holes in your walls. It is well known those of incestuous lineage are not competent in means of architecture, I wish you good luck in fixing this. And in one final jest, Loathsome rogue, do I give you a final opportunity to come speak with me at my mansion. Do not take this lightly, you pitiful wretch, bring whatever means of worth you have left and I might just spare you.
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Name: Taz Frostbeard
Age: 134
Race: Dwarf
Nation: Urguan
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On 6/26/2023 at 12:28 PM, Caranthir_ said:
Let me be clear, this is a total (almost definitely egregious) fabrication borne from nothing but an expectation of affiliation to a 'royal' family. None of the characters you claim this character descends from were played, indeed they ever existed. There is not one single iota of roleplay associated with your character. This isn't your family, you haven't invested a penny into its successes and you haven't been there for its failures - and let me tell you there have been many of those.
On several occasions I offered to help these new 'Alstions' move onto something with sufficient basis in roleplay (after being told that the primary motivator was 'always played a Horen, always will') and something that doesn't claim descent from a character that was played for little more than a month almost six years ago. Seriously?
It's not a reach to say that to be a member of the Alstion family is an indicator - or badge - of diligence, investment, quiet humility, and storms weathered. And it is not inegalitarian to suggest that you avoiding all these experiences but claiming the same is anything but cynical poor form.
SpoilerAren't you the one that let Dewper alt on your account during the Renatus-Kaz'Ulrah warclaim? This is ******* rich LOL.
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THE FIST OF GOD
15th of Tobias’ Bounty, 133 SA
“Who is our enemy? Guide my hand and I shall strike”
- Cardinal Jonathan seeking guidance from the Lord
In the name of our most Holy Lord God,
The unrighteous are struck down by ecclesiastical warriors of the unseen hand of the Messiah! The men of the Canons Regular are proud to record in the annals of the Before Time - while the Chosen remains yet unknown to the world - a bombastic victory over the cretinous aggressors of Minitz!
To start, let us begin at the seeds of conflict. Good sir Theo, a brave and virtuous knight, was unceremoniously attacked by Minitzian barbarians whose motivations remain unknown. Surely the good Theo could not have been harming anyone, for he was speaking gayly with a new acquaintance! Nevertheless, with the aid of this acquaintance (evidence of his good nature), Sir Theo was able to escape unharmed from the rude assailants. Unsatiated with the lack of blood shed, the aggressors took it upon themselves to stalk the good lands of the Canons Regular to fulfill their dastardly desires. Many good men were frightened out of their stockings at the sight of the unruly band, but they remembered the Lord God’s words to their ancestor Exalted Horen:
“Do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God.”, and thus these humble men were able to find their courage.
To this the men, in solemn unity, replied:
“Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.”
These righteous men now knew that the favor of the Lord was with them, and with the radiance of a thousand suns they assembled to dislodge the bloodthirsty raiding party. No corporeal entity could impede in the search for the Messiah. Our good heroes confronted the brigands - outnumbered and unarmed - yet they knew that in soul they were a thousand times the better. With a zealous furiosity our pious band of heroes courageously charged into the mists of the opposing horde who were met with holy uppercuts and kicks.
SpoilerOur resident illustrator has compiled a “motion picture”. Please flip the pages in rapid succession to view the battle in lifelike detail!
The unholy were expelled in no time at all! The men, bloody and bruised, came out victorious with a smile and thanked God for guiding their righteous punches. Surely this astounding victory has demonstrated the ever increasing favor of the Divine! Scholars theorize that these winds of change must mean that the Messiah will soon be discovered!
Oh Lord God, bring the cowards before me.
And let my fist project your fury.
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CANONS REGULAR OF THE COLOSSUS SAINT HUMBERT OF BAR
Canonici Regulares Colossi S. Humbert de Bar
TABLE OF CONTENTS
SECTION I - ESTABLISHMENT
SECTION II - QUERY
SECTION III - JURISDICTION
SECTION IV - THE SEVEN MAXIMS
SECTION V - ACCESSION
SECTION I
FOR THE GLORY OF GOD, WHOM WE SERVE
The Holy Mother Church, whom is tasked with spreading the word of our almighty creator; God. Must find itself in every crevice and corner of this land, a task given unto us payment and priests alike by our Holy Lord. So we must devote ourselves in whole, body and soul, entirely to the sake of the almighty Lord and his will. To give up our earthly gains, and undergo servitude to the will of our most merciful creator.
That we do in earnest, to follow our most holy Lord’s will, establish the Canons Regular of the “Colossus” Saint Humbert of Bar peace and blessings eternally upon his name. The same St. Humbert, the titan of faith, whom so humbly gave upon his noble heritage to undertake his Lord’s will. The same Saint Humbert, patron saint of regents, who persevered in Saint Daniel’s absence defended the faith during the schism war. It is the same Saint. Humbert, the colossus of Bar, who defied this world’s whims, glory, and desires giving himself whole to his most holy Lord’s will. It is his footsteps we seek to follow, a giant of the faith whose life and actions carry us ever-forward. For our Lord in heaven, we seek to give our life wholly for the next. May we defy against the evils and delusions of this life as Saint Humbert had, may his will be inherited in us humble slaves of the lord.
SECTION II
FOR QUERYING FAITHFUL
The establishment of our most faithful order, of the Canons Regular, has been fulfilled by our most faithful leader Lucien. A humble man of no nobility, who has found himself set on a mission by our most divine lord God. As an agent of the faith, he has found it upon himself to begin this order, so he may fulfill the task given unto him by the divine. Upon a night not too long ago, a spiritual vision was bestowed unto our founder. A divine charisma for which has given a man of no standing, a distinct and holy purpose giving unto him the will of zealots before him. We seek not to imitate prior monastic orders, nor militant orders of which mask the faith from the ordinary laymen. Those same laymen, who share the innate belief of God, though ignorant, follow his message and the path of which they know. The Canons Regular is not constituted solely by religious clerics of the holy mother church, as it is not the same church that exists in the layman’s life solely.
Canons Regular is destined to those works while relating to the divine in every aspect of their lives, whereas it is not so with the monastic orders who remove themselves from the laymen and clerics alike; Who consider themselves dedicated wholly to God, yet choose not to share our Lord’s embrace past themselves; And for those militants, who in ignorance and hubris fight in the name of the faith, but without shame claim and plunder for their worldly desires. This is what distinguishes a Canon Regular from the faith militant, clerics, or a monk; He shall be a median point from extremes and shall embody the will of our Lord in every aspect of his life. He shall not stand idle as our faith under each generation whisps away. The Canon Regular will work tirelessly, as St. Humbert did in the Pontiff Daniel’s absence, in every way to uphold his faith and his Lord’s will. May we act as mere instruments of our Lord, through every action in our lives. For the laymen who smiths and wages away, his labor and devotion, let it be an act of God. For the militant who fights for a secular lord, let his fight be for martyrdom and an act of God. And let the monastic who has embraced asceticism find means to further our Lord’s will to others as he found it. Let the cleric who studies in the name of the church, further his Lord's will to the laity as an act of god.
SECTION III
JURISDICTION
Under our founder, Cardinal Jonathan, the Canons Regular of the Colossus Saint Humbert of Bar reside and maintain the church of Adria. We are maintained by our humble faithful, under the authority of Jonathan, kept beneath the ultimate command of our most blessed Lord God in keeping his holy law and rule intact. As with not only the church square, but our jurisdiction in ecclesial matters spans to the whole of the duchy. For our founder Jonathan, shepherds as the Cardinal of the Archdiocese of Aboa. Of which encompasses wholly the lands surrounding and under the free duchy of Adria, including those minor forts & farms, from the soil to the sky.
SECTION IV
THE SEVEN HEAVENLY MAXIMS
The seven heavenly maxims, that our so divinely inspired founder was gifted with. From which we use as our most basic principles of logic, reason, and intuition in how we may perform our duties to the lord.
1. Work diligently in your calling, so you may shun the ambitions of this world for the next
2. Woe to the cunning wordsmith who sputters strife, let us be forward in our speech
3. Be moderate and economical, make not waste of which the lord and has given to you
4. Cultivate peace with your neighbor so you may prevent quarrels and lawsuits
5. Give high esteem to filial piety and brotherly submission, for the sake of our most gracious lord
6. Wipe out strange beliefs so we may elevate the correct doctrine
7. Elucidate the laws in order to warn the ignorant and obstinate
SECTION V
ACCESSION
For those faithful who seek further knowledge of our order, who seek to embody the will of our most holy lord, and follow the path of the blessed St. Humbert; may they find us at Adria upon the church square.
PRAISE BE TO OUR LORD GOD
BLESSED BE ST. HUMBERT, FOREVER MAY HIS NAME BE REVERED
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fluffy#7461
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Minecraft IGN(s):
fluffycop
Discord:
fluffy#7461
Ban Selection
In-Game Ban
Ban Reason
https://gyazo.com/e7ac942e8badbf08090d3621623f5cb2
What circumstances led to this ban?
I was given ownership of a war discord and intentionally gave admin to a bad actor who subsequently turned it into a nazi discord and posted lots of gore and other unpleasant things. Relevant report: https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/214647-complete-report-i-dont-know/
Are there aspects of the ban you agree and/or disagree with?
Nothing I disagree with.
What motivates you to return to LOTC?
New map, plus many of my friends are looking to and/or have been unbanned.
Attach other relevant information.
I've reflected on my actions and I have realized that as much as I have fun "trolling" there are certain lines that should not be crossed. After the war was over, I had originally intended to spam a few jester GIFs and make a few ominous comments before just deleting the discord server, but I escalated the situation into something that crossed the line. I realize now that my actions were wrong and I apologize for exposing the wider community to all the explicit content that was posted in the discord. And I realize that I am just as much responsible as the bad actor who posted the content since I was the one who gave them the platform in the first place. In my time off I have been working on my self restraint and I hope to be able to stop myself in these moments of weakness. On the flip side after my little incident I sincerely doubt anyone would be willing to give me anywhere near the access required to do any damage.
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Minecraft IGN(s):
fluffycop
Discord:
fluffy#7641
Ban Selection
In-Game Ban
Ban Reason
https://gyazo.com/e7ac942e8badbf08090d3621623f5cb2
What circumstances led to this ban?
I was given ownership of a war discord and intentionally gave admin to a bad actor who subsequently turned it into a nazi discord and posted lots of gore and other unpleasant things. Relevant report: https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/214647-complete-report-i-dont-know/
Are there aspects of the ban you agree and/or disagree with?
I don't disagree with the reasons for my ban in the slightest.
What motivates you to return to LOTC?
I want play on the server while I'm on spring break and revisit the server now that certain players are unbanned. Additionally I've been told next map is going to be a banger and I'd like to be there for it.
Attach other relevant information.
:P
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Cheesed to meet you
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discord: fluffy#7461
mc name: fluffycop
rp name: Biagi Bellucci
rp age: 25
Commoner
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The only way for you to TRULY own land is by buying yourself a charter. Charters, however, are not very easy to obtain. You’ll need 3500 mina for the smallest charter and also 7 (I think) players to sign your charter. In other words, it’s very difficult for a single player, especially a new player like yourself, to obtain a charter. The other option is go to charters owned by other players and ask to staff an already existing tavern. The drawback of this option is that you are subject to the whims of the owner(s) of the charter.
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MC NAME: GANGGAMER
DISCORD: Fluffycop#9642TIMEZONE: PST
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NAME: Ivan
AGE: 34
RACE: Human
NOTABLE SKILLS: Swordsmanship, Archery0 -
The bug is able to be replicated when the server’s on high. It’s happened to myself and a few friends of mine during battles, when the tps drops to ~10.
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Not sure, I’ll have to get back to you on that. I believe it happens when the server’s on HIGH but take that with a grain of salt.
Edit: Server’s on MEDIUM rn, I just tested it and couldn’t recreate it.
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**MC Names of all involved**
Not really that kind of issue.
**Description**
Basically, when you mount a vehicle, there’s a high chance for the server to just freeze you in the vehicle. On the client-side, it looks like you’re moving, but you don’t load any more chunks other than the ones you loaded before mounting the vehicle. On the server-side, it just looks like you’re sitting still, mounted on the vehicle, in the position that the vehicle was in just before you mounted it.This is what it looks like when it happens to you.
https://gyazo.com/7e9ff76018ccc02a7b421078dfe98b02
**Date of occurance**
I saw it a couple days ago(clip above), and today in some battles I did.**In game specifications**
My username is Fluffycop, my persona’s name is Ivan Dvoracsky, it’s my only persona.
**Steps to Reproduce**
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1. Mount vehicle ie: boat, horses, etc.2 There’s a high chance that you will enter “ghost mount mode”. Basically, the server thinks you’re still mounted on the vehicle, in the same position that you were at when you first mounted the vehicle. On the client-side, you can still move around, but the server
**Expected Behavior**
You should be able to move around freely & load chunks & the server should begin updating your position depending on where you move.
**Actual Behavior**
Instead you can only move around client-side while the server still thinks you’re sitting still, mounted on whatever vehicle you got on.
**Additional Information**
Usually you can fix this by getting on and off the mount a few times.
**Error Message**
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Roleplay
Name: Ivan Dvoracsky
Race: Human
Age: 26
Desired role: Hunter
Reason for enlistment: Introduced to it by Headmaster Bell
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[✗] [In-Game Ban] [fluffycop] Appeal
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Minecraft IGN(s):
fluffycop
Discord:
fluffycop
Ban Selection
In-Game Ban
Ban Reason
https://imgur.com/a/RYrmATd
What circumstances led to this ban?
Too many instances of trolling in game and/or arguing with others in discord. The message of my ban refers to the environment I fostered in the group I was running when I last played. It'd be difficult to enumerate every scenario that attributed to my ban, but I can say with certainty that I probably could've avoided a majority of my troubles had I been a bit more vigilant about my behavior.
Are there aspects of the ban you agree and/or disagree with?
While I think being banned for a reason that equates to something as nebulous as "general toxicity" was a way to time me out, I acknowledge that as a group leader and thus someone who frequently onboards new players, I was being held to a higher standard and "contributing to a toxic environment," as my ban says, is a genuine concern. What effectively amounts to LotC-redpilling new players that join my group is not the best way of maintaining a toxicity-free environment, which we struggled with a lot. On an individual note, I know the way I act can be abrasive, and I suppose it's a little disingenuous to say this, but in the past I've always been able to skirt the line between what is appropriate and inappropriate, hence why my ban originally took me by surprise. Again, my considerations did not take into account the fact that I was also interacting with new players as a group leader, and thus I'm not necessarily within my rights to behave how I normally do.
What motivates you to return to LOTC?
There's a big war going on and I want to play. Discord scheming can only get one so far.
Attach other relevant information.
N/A