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THE VERY IMPORTANT DECREE of 173 SA Issued the 20th of the Sun’s Smile, in the Year 173 of the Second Age BY THE WILL AND AUTHORITY OF THE WHITE THRONE As it is the observation of Her Majesty that the whimsy of the world has come under attack by forces malevolent and misguided alike – for indeed have the house-fairies been driven into hiding and the gnomes cast out of their forest abodes – it has been decided that it is become most necessary for the faerie tale creatures to find shelter and guardianship amongst the non-fantastical peoples of the land. Verily have the kindly creatures of the old tales been cast into endangerment by the wrongdoings of those who too greatly fear them, or who wish them ill for the joy and cheerful faces they bring to the Lord’s creation. Pursuant to the remedying of this grievous crime against the world’s continued lightheartedness and laughter, the following edict shall be put in place effective immediately. NOW THEREFORE SHALL THIS PROCLAMATION STAND HENCEFORTH AS THE LAW OF THE NÚMENARANYË, I – Whimsy and the Obstruction Thereof Any person found to have harassed or obstructed the fantastical activities of a protected Faerie Tale Creature shall be guilty of the crime of Obstruction of Whimsy, punishable by a fine of 420 Minas and one hour of public ridicule. II – Protected Faerie Tale Creatures The following creatures shall hereafter be considered a protected class, and no obstruction nor harassment against them shall be tolerated: - Gnomes - Fairies - Brownies - Corgis - Musin, and in particular Blind Musin - Singing Birds - Unicorns - Griffins - Sentient Pastries - Talking Donkeys - Jenny III – Unprotected and Shunned Faerie Tale Creatures Those faerie tale creatures which are considered malevolent and destructive shall not only be denied any protections, but obstruction and harassment against them shall be encouraged. These creatures shall include, but not be limited to: - Hatless and/or Evil Witches, Wizards and Sorcerers - Pixies - Leprechauns - Wolves - Fairy Godmothers - Hags (All Varieties) - Non-Donkey Anthropomorphs Additionally, though it need not be said, shadowkin, dragonkin, undead and other such dark and evil beings do not qualify as fairy tale creatures and deserve nothing but extreme violence upon their person. BY ORDER OF, HER ROYAL MAJESTY, Tar-Caraneth Aryantë of the House Arthalionath, by the Grace of GOD, Queen of the Númenedain, Princess of Númenost and Minas Amath, Protector of the Adunians, Master of the Sharadûn, Templar of the Archangel Michael, Knight of the Realm
