60 years ago, in the city of Ruriksgrad. A little boy named Lorntheft shrieked and cried in horror as big, mysterious men carried away his father whilst his mother was out for the evening. Even after the figures left and his mother returned, Lorntheft lied there not saying a word. For 2 weeks, he stayed in his room only eating the food his mother brought to him. Throughout the rest of his life, Lorntheft was severely scarred. Nearly a decade later, the little boy matured into a man. This man had made quite a big discovery... Lorntheft had picked up fishing as his favorite hobby, this was most likely because when fishing, he wasn't expected to socialize with anyone. But one day at the docks after Lorntheft was through fishing, a man wondered up to him and asked Lorntheft why he was always at the docks, but never having a good time or talking with anyone around. Lorntheft kept walking and gave the man a few short responses. But eventually, the man grabbed Lorntheft and brought him to a nearby pub. This is where Lornthefts life changed... The man continued to order drinks for himself and Lorntheft. Needless to say, Lorntheft was plastered... He never wanted to leave this bar, so he didn't! At least for that night..... He woke up the next morning in the middle of one of Norlands thick, wild jungles. Even thought he was lost, he felt amazing! No hangover... No anything, he felt like the best he had ever felt in his life. He began to drink throughout the night until the next day of fishing for a few months, until eventually drinking all times of the day. Even 50 years later, Lorntheft can still be found drinking his days away, fishing in any body of water he just so happens to wake up next to...

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