I see from your post that you call yourself jtheo
Well, I'm about to maul ya like my name is Uncle Leo
I'm about to rule you like my name is King David
So, let's go ahead settle this, now instead of lay-tuh
I feel I've done this so many times, it's kinda getting boring
It's easy to embarrass ya'll, yeah, it leaves me snoring
What is this now? Five of ya'll and counting?
Amount of ya'll I'm killing now has quickly started mounting
I'll save ya some embarrassment and end this all right now
I dub myself the ruler, so I'm takin' my first bow
You can be my court jester; Give me a few laughs
Wins are stacking up so high, they're tall as a giraffe