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Pok clenches his fists, snarling at Valen Blackaxe, angered with all this dwarfs lies and propaganda
[Translated into the Modern Elven and Dwarven Tounge (to spare me some time) ]
This is obviously a bunch of skah. You attacked our leaders and only further instigated conflicts amongst our races. Our armies were ready for war with the Humans expecting them of this, however we believed the Dwarves had some honor. We were obviously wrong.
Your toll booth only angered us further and I personally killed two of your idiot Dwarves that was manning that piece of skah then tore it down (i couldn't because I don't have perms but the Warlord took it down not much after). With the construction of that damn toll booth you only encouraged more war and violence amongst our races.
I hope to see you on the battlefield so my axe may personally pierce your damn skull.
~Pok'Gorkil~
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Ummm mogroka looks like a creeper and a 70's pornstar in this photo.
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((Indeed, this is War now. (But only on weekends) :P ))
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Wut de skah? Eggz?!?!? Diz iz wut dey wunted all along!?!?? I can give dem skahin' eggz!
((In all seriousness I lost all my respect for Availer after finding out what happened but he was the very core of this server.))
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As Pok is getting some armor repaired by an Elven Blacksmith he stumbles upon this argument
I may not have been there for the first battle of Kal'Urguan I was there for the rest. Galahar was swiftly taken by the Orcs and Black Cross alliance (one of our greatest allies I might add). As the Humans and Dwarves swarmed in from behind, I and members of the Black Crosses jumped over the walls and got out of there untouched. We then heard word of a human/dwarf assault on San'Jezal lead by the King of Men himself, Enor. Enor was swiftly killed by the Black Hand as was the Dwarven King. The Crosses, with the help of some orcs (we were scattered all over Aegis at the time making tiny assaults where we could), slaughtered all the Humans and Dwarves that were stuck in our large farms.
We survived this war. However I can guarantee the great loss of human and dwarven life will not go un-avenged. The Dwarves and Humans will be back with ever more fury and we must be ready.
We cannot question our alliance in these dark times.
If your homes were under threat of annihilation we would assist you.
Do the same for us.
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Az mozt of latz know taday wuz a hectic mezz uf umiez and stoutz tryin' ta klomp all uf uz. We were able ta' push back dem out uf Krugmar wif da 'elp uf da Black Krozzez.
Da entire battle went ukee but (This next part shouldn't be use IC Knowledge a my Char didn't actually know what happened, and it'll be highlighted in yellow) while da boyz were all out raidin' umiez, Broxiga' N' Vulgrak came inta da palace n' tried ta komp da Wargoth, I nub know wut happened afta dat.
We alzo saved Babeh Krug and he iz safe from da umiez. Bog haz 'em and iz keepin' da cubbie safe. We alzo know dat diz war iz nub over yet n' we gunna klomp some more stoutz and umiez.
Warrior Pok'Gorkil
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Me ;)
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((Im sure they could spectate but no way could u participate.
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((I wanna be involved in the potion black market too, i'm not ever going to be a shaman though but i think we can wait and see how potions add into the lore. considering they aren't going to be introduced until the new world and krug had nothing to do with it i don't think potions are a thing that mages, druids, shamans..etc. would have any more knowledge of than say a drug addicted goblin. in fact i would say a drug addicted goblin would have more knowledge of potions than anyone else:p I also love how i can finally rp a weakling but take a strength and speed potion and actually rp being a warrior for a short time and have it make sense. right now i just snort some gunpowder but it's just not the same.))
((Exactly, only Pok IS a warrior and is trying to show he is strong, so the potions would be his best friend. I like the idea though of a "Black Market" for these potions. Pok would definetally want to get his hands all over the speed and strength potions.))
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((Pok and Yaghy's Nephew MUST be in cahoots then. Pok will pay u to steal the potions for him.))
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Gorkil Team
-Pok'Gorkil
-Lokria'Gorkil
-Lud'Gorkil
-[substitute] Thoren'Gorkil
(Final team Lurs are getting recked :P))
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Well, I think it be cool if there was a potion black market. There would be non-shamans (like myself) who would be wanting to get there hands on them very quickly. I know how to make every single potion in SP by memory so I could run a kind of Brewery for the War Nation near the Blacksmith. The only problem would be, like I said, I am not a Shaman. However, I guess it doesn't have to be shamans only but it fits better if it was shamans only. Pok is probably going to die off not soon after 2.0 in an epic way I already have planned so maybe my next character can be a brewer. Idk.
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OOC: Well, if your an Orc like Pok, who is always wanting to get stronger, Pok could probably get addicted to Strength Potions. Lol that be an interesting RP scenario. Potion brewing is my favorite part of 1.0 and I'd be very dissapointed if I couldn't use it. However maybe only Shamans can posses the materials to MAKE the potions, (IE. Netherwart, Spider Eye, Sugar (That whould be hard to control), Redstone (Also hard), Glowstone, etc.). This way the Shamans can oversee everything we brew while allowing us to all have fun with our potions. Also, maybe there is a public brewing area that is run by a master brewer or something.
This could work so that he distributes the water bottles and materials for a set cost. This allows everybody in our War Nation to have some fun with the potions.
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my thinking of strongest orc from what i've witnessed in klomps and wars top 10.
1. Dominus_Craotor'Lur (always kills his target, survived all the hardest times of da orcs and continues with the single track mind of a true orc warrior. Strikes fear into all he encounters from his reputation alone. special skill-pissing on skulls, no matter how many skulls.)
2. Warlord Mogroka'Gorkil (he killed Tythus. nuff said. also quite intelligent for such a large orc and a born leader of even the strongest and most hard headed of orc. Destined to be the greatest Rex since Krug. special skill- potent cub-maker.)
3. Targoth_Lud'Gorkil (always charges, never runs. follows orders but also knows when to take initiative. Is quite ugly.
special skill-would make a bub'hosh husband to yahgy's sister.)
4. Warboss_Aerog'Lur corpse (special skills-staying filthy, drawing his face)
5. Bog'Gorkil (he's big. special skills-getting into trouble and transporting Yahgy on shoulders.)
6. Lokria'Gorkil (strong and intelligent female orc. special skills-killing with chunks of sandstone. ((stealing yahgy's heart with her klomping skills))
7. Thore'Gorkil (never turns down a good fight or fails to protect a brother or sister orc. special skills-finding out intel to help warnation. finding out yahgy on kings road)
8. big boss Jarkarl'lur (good at training runts and stuff. special skill-being promoted to big boss quite quickly.) ((;P))
9. Shaman Lex'Lur (hes tougher than he looks. special skill-making up words that sound smart
10. Yahgy'Gorkil (toughest goblin that has ever lived. special skills-somehow never dying.
((edit * this isn't my list for strongest pvpers and i excluded former kheshigs Gragarn Blawharag and Urara because they left the warnation or i would have put them on my list. Also there are many other strong orc i've just not personally witnessed them in battles so this is just a mix of a joke/yahgy's perspective. luckily i can joke and be in character at the same time hehe))
((edit 2** I meant ta say dat Warlord Mogroka be strongest yub. ((in all honesty yahgy thinks craotor is the "strongest" but in a battle orc to orc mogroka could very well win out because of his throwing axe skills ;P In fact Yahgy long ago before he became Gorkil told Craotor he's the strongest orc, and Yahgy never goes back on his word.))
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I do not think Mogroka will be happy to hear about this...))
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Eurhur. Letz juz' klomp deh auemans. Toopid Auemans. Dey weak and tiny and toopid.
I hate auemans.
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Meh blah ta my bruddahs we like klompin' nubded.
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((Dom Vs. Lur....hmmm "Which Clan will I aid??!?!??!?!?!"
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((Epic, 'Nuff said.))
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*flexes
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((I think that Kogash clan, if Brox would do it, could possibly get some more members and be like the Dom's and use all that Dark Mojo. (with help from Petyr??) And then maybe Brox could spark some sort of war...ideas ideas IDK...))
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500 minas PER cub.
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((Agreed I would rather piss in the skulls of humans and then come drink ale with you guys after we kick there but.))
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((So if Lurs attack Azog but Thore (Gorkil) has a man crush on Tadok then Gorkils fight with the Azog against Lur but the Doms would have to fight Lurs too. Therefore it is a big 3 against 1....(BTW I was JKing about the man crush) ))
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A War Avoided, A Lesson Learnt.
in Asulon Roleplay Archive
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As much as the truth saddens all of us Warmisstress, there isn't much we can do to stop this.
Not until one of the sides are gone.
And most assured that side will not be Orcish or Elven.
They wanted this war, they got it. Now they have set in motion events we cannot stop. All of there mistakes that have led up to this war will haunt those damn Dwarves and Humans up until they are staring down the blade of an Orc or the arrow of an Elf.
I will personally place my father's axe inside Enor or Thorik's skulls with much joy.
They will pay for all the misery they have brought upon us.
As for the assassins, they are being hunted and will by no means ever reach your palace for as long as I still breathe.
~Pok'Gorkil~