xmrsmoothx

yub

do-do-doo

Stab little girls erryday, don't give a ****

257/250 GODDAMNIT

"Minecraft has run out of memory"

Because seven years old computer

Bring Sylvia west to the starter island, and fish there until I log in and get there

We're gonna stay on the mainland

Adrien took the food!

And yeah, just go back the way we came

Nope, brings you down to 5 hearts

And using a boat doesn't take hunger

Not much worse than stabbin' em

Child services? It's the 13th century

Calling them on WHAT, your fishing rod?

:I

How do you even

Prezzies?! :>

Not spamming, I'm responding :C

I've got internet stuff to do, so I leave LoC on in the background in case I need to tab out of the dirty(er) stuff

You and me both brochacho

Got that gold ingot yet? :>

I'll get on that talking thing soon

Gotta make a complex who-talk-to algorithm with XOR gates and equations and other unnecessary ****

I suppose I'm late to the party.

It's too bad I never told you exactly how much I loved you.

Why is it that the best roleplayers never post statii

I'll always know you as that annoying guard in the Keep who kept tryin' to kick me out

That's why you kids need to learn that not every character is out to slaughter everyone that even slightly rustles their jimmies