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Snow Elves

I've decided i changed my mind. 

Sky is a good man, clearly experienced in the multiple times he has been a gm or admin or whatever on this server.  He deserves no negs and I have a feeling he is legitimately the most viable application at the moment except for Yekim7.

+1

I remember in asulon the day sheumgal and paul recruited me, a random Roman lad, from the tavern in arethor into their small band of merry men who would one day become the order of the white rose.  Together we'd become the greatest military faction in LOTC and the eternal inconvenciencer of wood elves and later sariants.

That was the only time period I immersively enjoyed on this server, really.  LOTC was magical back then

5 hours ago, Sky said:

What have I done to fall out of the grace of the Alpha Mustang? 

sorry sky i really like you but i only support Yekim7 for GM.

hes the only professional player who i feel the minecraft community can trust with his long list of serious, helpful contributions to the Lord of the Craft.

"It's about time tha lowborn man be moving up in the world.  Get out tha way, highborn bois; we imperial senate now."

2 hours ago, big narstie said:

happy 4th of july my English friends, time to celebrate the anniversary of finally being free of America :->

i have 15 more rep than you

Owned.

yeehaw i'm proud to be an american i love mass third-world immigration, affirmative action, globalism, transsexuals in combat roles and interracial cuckoldry

god bless the US of A.

i love beer, BBQ and fireworks and maybe the "freedom" part too

:DD:DDDD

19 hours ago, Smithers said:

 

Some men are made to be moulded by the grand Disciplinarian Corps of the Imperium.

 

For the rest, there's...

 

 PLANET VAILOR 

 

 

[[msg me on skype babe i miss u..

20 hours ago, Smithers said:

 

 

not on my watch friend

Live footage of Smithers deGrey in Planet Vailor, Golds Gyms fiercest competitor.  deGrey is forcefully removed by a gymnasial disciplinarian for being too intimidating, strong, dedicated to actually working hard, etc

your' not supposed to lose faith in humanity,

your supposed to leave humanity behind

17 hours ago, big narstie said:

Name: Rocco Romstun

Age: 127

Height: 6ft 1

Face: square jawline, strong chin.

Frame: wide shoulders, 3 legs.

Accepted

15 hours ago, Aengoth said:

Name: Aengoth

Age: old

Height: short

Face: ugly

Frame: fat and stumpy

Application pending Administration Department review

1 hour ago, Matheus said:

Finally. A sanctum of protection against feeble betas and squeakers like guck. Proud of you dad.

Liam Sawyer pounds his pectoral muscles, dancing around Matheu in a tribal orcish dance in celebration of this momentous occasion

The gym is known by its universal motto: "One must eat big to be big"

Golds Gym is a massive training compound where gladiators meet strongmen and freaks of nature become gods of the field.  Crossed between the hardcore training of gruesome powerlifters to the rigorous dedication of bodybuilders, along some of the deadliest fighters in human history training in the pits, you will find no elven catamites performing burpies here.  Golds Gym is staffed by one of the strongest beings in Vailor, a Kaedreni man known only as Liam Sawyer.  Frequently, many of the physically unfit peasants who have been kidnapped or drafted into the Gold Corps are forced onto a brutal training, eating, and flight plan at Golds Gym to prepare for combat.

Golds Gym is famous for its horse oats supplements, due to a secret process of growing, the horse oats supply the individual with hundreds of grams of protein per serving.

Join, if one wishes to push their physique to its genetic maximum

Golds Gym is free for all members of the Gold Corps, but is open to the public regardless of race/country for a monthly membership fee of 50 minas paid directly to liam sawyer.

Golds Gym Rules:

• No crybabies
• No spitting inside
• Rerack everything
• No combat between warring nations allowed inside or around the gym
• Respect big guys (alpha males)

Officially recruiting melee combat instructors and alchemists to help make protein!!  If interested in helping support the gym then send a letter to Master Liam Sawyer ((me))

Membership application format:
 

Quote

 

Name:

Age:

Height:

Face:

Frame:

 

Pay to liam sawyer in person.

Looks like Im late to another cool thread.  There goes the opportunity to get 2-8 forum rep.  Groan..

With every muscle in my body, I throw my full support behind Yekim's GM application.  As he joined in 2011 he is nearly a 5 year veteran of The Lord of the Craft, and I feel knows the server and community in a way that many don't.  He works well with new players and is an outstanding rolemodel for them, and works tirelessly in helping those newbies get involved in the community when many of them might otherwise be confused or lost, much like I was when I first joined.  He has learned much in his time as a crafter.  I strongly feel Yekim would do the ranks of the GM team justice.

Best wishes to him.  Thanks for reading.

I. Name: Lewis Seekay 'the Red'

II. Age: 37

IIa. Date of Birth [If Known]: Unknown

IIb. Location of Birth [If Known]: Felsen

III. Race [Human/Elf]: Human

IIIa. Culture [Heartlander, Highlander, Wood Elf, etc.]: Heartlander

IV. Status of Blood [Nobility, Gentry, Commoner, Former Nobility, etc.]: Commoner

V. Place of Residence: Felsen

VI. Martial Knowledge [Trained in Weaponry, Archer, etc.]: Mace

VII. Skilled Labor [Farmer, Lumberjack, etc.]: Cuckoldry, comedy, entertainment, juggling

jesus christ these are all terrible ideas for characters.

play an arsonist/pyromaniac with one of his hands consisting of a droop of useless melted, black skin after a failed experiment

play a siege engineer with a crossbow

play a bard who dedicates his life to seducing/******* nobleman's wives

play an imperial scholar who is engaging in information warfare against the clergy

play a clergyman

play a horse thief

play an actual thief dont think theres really any anymore but then again i dont play anymore

play a generic disgruntled veteran peasant revolutionary with a stark disdain for nobility

hard mode: PLAY A PEASANT

no wonder this community is so stagnant..

Just now, James2k said:

this meme is brought to you by the guy who threatened to ddos dunamis for stealing his iron

I do not admit to making threats

but yes, i dispatched thew nuclear launch codes to Gurbanguly for a time.  However I quickly withdrew them because i realized nuking wolfkite would have been like wasting nuclear weapons on a starving african village
Who are you again btw?

we are two of soul

FLAYS DDOSING ME

I prefer too play a dominate role myself, like a mustang to mount the world I strongly dislike playing submissive roles

Just now, Chaotikal said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/2dno8e/i_saw_ryan_gosling_at_a_grocery_store/

 

http://www.operatorchan.org/pasta/res/1510.html

 

so original, wow

 

gonna meme it

 

I dont know what your talking about fool, this is a true story, I even have a picture to prove it

weve all been there

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