Lefty

Omith-Khaleed Agreement Maintaining neutrality, expanding diplomacy From this date forth, 18th of The Deep Cold 1603, the Grand Kingdom of Urguan and the Sultanate of Haria shall know perpetual peace. Those signing this agreement consent to a pact of nonaggression between our distant nations for the next ten years, and upon that date, 18th of The Deep Cold 1613, the pact shall become open to renegotiation. Trade will flow freely between our two nations, merchants from either welcome past the gates of their respective cities, without worry of arrest or bloodshed. Additionally visitation to Al-Khaleed by the Dwedmar, and the Harian people to Kal’Omith shall be permitted without worry of arrest or bloodshed. For the ensuring of this perpetual peace, a location will be selected for the construction of an embassy to house a chosen ambassador from each nation to meet and discuss any future conflicts or propositions. Lastly, the Sultanate agrees to avoid aligning itself with any future alliances, coalitions or nations that directly or indirectly oppose the Grand Kingdom and its vassals, and in turn the Grand Kingdom agrees to avoid aligning itself with any future alliances, coalitions or nations that directly or indirectly oppose the Sultanate and its vassals. -Bastion Ireheart Grand King of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan -Arlen Kharadeen Sultan of the Sultanate of Haria

The Treaty of Acael Drafted on the 9th of the Deep Cold, 1607 The Alliance between the Snow Elves of Fenn and the Dwarves of Urguan is to be classified as a defensive alliance. However, the numerous clauses of this pact are as follows; 1. That the definition for the ‘defensive alliance’ expressed above shall be as such: “A military alliance between all parties signing below (should the signatures given be that of the respective nations’ leaders, or representatives given his/her personal approval) which guarantees defensive aid by all parties should the other party/parties come under threat. Should a rebellion commence in any of the signant’s respective lands, the original signatories of this document, and not the rebel party, shall earn the support of their counterpart. This military alliance will afford no less than the full, armed support of alliance nations in times of trouble. 2. That the mutual enemy of any nations signing here below shall be the aggressive nation in a conflict involving any of the parties agreed herein, and that which is deemed more liable to reform an Orenian empire of any kind. In a situation where the truly aggressive party in a conflict is not easily determined, the nation which had shown the first act of aggression shall be deemed the aggressor and will warrant a united declaration of war from both the Grand Kingdom of Urguan and the Princedom of Fenn. 3. Free travel and commerce between all parties in this alliance will be guaranteed at all times, with open borders to the citizens of all nations on the part of their ally. 4. That diplomatic embassies will be established by both parties of the agreement in their ally’s respective nation capital. 5. That any and all alliances made by either parties of this agreement with other nations will be made public information, should their ally nation request it. 6. That the security and judiciary forces of both parties to this agreement will communicate freely and without boundaries, disclosing information on any potential threats to the integrity of their ally nation. 7. That this agreement will have a renewal date fifteen years from now, and on that date, the option to solidify this alliance into a permanent feature will be introduced. 8. This agreement will also not affect any allies of both parties during a time of war. 9. Upon the change of leadership of either the Grand Kingdom of Urguan or the Princedom of Fenn, this treaty must be re-negotiated. Signed, His Royal Majesty, Bastion Ireheart, Grand King of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan and Protector of the Dwarves His Majesty, Aelthir of the House Tundrak, the second of his name, Crown Prince of the Princedom of Fenn and of the Mali’fenn, blessed by the Seven, and chosen by Wyrvun

The Treaty of San’Raakh Drafted on the 10th of Amber Cold, 1607 The Alliance between the Orcs of Krugmar and the Dwarves of Urguan is to be classified as a defensive alliance. However, the numerous clauses of this pact are as follows; 1. That the definition for the ‘defensive alliance’ expressed above shall be as such: “A military alliance between all parties signing below (should the signatures given be that of the respective nations’ leaders, or representatives given his/her personal approval) which guarantees defensive aid by all parties should the other party/parties come under threat. Should a rebellion commence in any of the signant’s respective lands, the original signatories of this document, and not the rebel party, shall earn the support of their counterpart. This military alliance will afford no less than the full, armed support of alliance nations in times of trouble. 2. That the mutual enemy of any nations signing here below shall be the aggressive nation in a conflict involving any of the parties agreed herein, and that which is deemed more liable to reform an empire of any kind. In a situation where the truly aggressive party in a conflict is not easily determined, the nation which had shown the first act of aggression shall be deemed the aggressor and will warrant a united declaration of war from both the Grand Kingdom of Urguan and the Rexdom of Krugmar. 3. Free travel and commerce between all parties in this alliance will be guaranteed at all times, with open borders to the citizens of all nations on the part of their ally. 4. That diplomatic embassies will be established by both parties of the agreement in their ally’s respective nation capital. 5. That any and all alliances made by either parties of this agreement with other nations will be made public information, should their ally nation request it. 6. That the security and judiciary forces of both parties to this agreement will communicate freely and without boundaries, disclosing information on any potential threats to the integrity of their ally nation. 7. That this agreement will have a renewal date fifteen years from now, and on that date, the option to solidify this alliance into a permanent feature will be introduced. 8. This agreement will also not affect any allies of both parties during a time of war. Signed, Rex Gurak’Yar , Rex of the War Nation of Krugmar Grand King Bastion Ireheart, Grand King of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan and Protector of the Dwarves

thank you sir although i disagree as black steel coming at stone very fast would most definitely penetrate a castle wall, it's only need to have enough of a grip to stabilize people walking along the bridge it creates. even still you could always just shoot the ground below a wall and then ladder up the side of the wall that way, the black steel arrow only needing to penetrate the ground

(a similar depiction of what a bridge ballista would look like) Background Lore Several months before war was officially declared on Norland, the Dwarves knew that armed conflict was inevitable. They had the numbers, and the resources to bring to the fight to their enemies, but a seemingly unsurmountable problem stood in their path. The island fortress of The Krag. In preparation of attacking this seemingly impregnable bastille, scores of Dwarven engineers were assigned to develop an efficient means of entry. Experiments ranged from explosives, to catapults, to highly dangerous prototypes of flying machines, but all seemed too expensive, or too inefficient to meet the needs of their current dilemma. That was until, the suggestion was made to think of a redesign of an old favorite, tried and true for hundreds of years. Old blueprints created by Nalro Grayhammer, the greatest ever dwarven engineer where dug up from engineering books within the vault of the great library of Kal’Omith. These blueprints, the first concept of the bridge ballista, were originally made to be used in the siege of the Shadow Castle during the dwarves attack on Oren, however were scrapped for a more simple approach through the use of just bombarding the walls. These blueprints were eventually put into use by the current Master Engineer Ogdan Frostbeard, in preparation for the attack on Norland. Thus the Vath-Kahrkrumm (Wall Attacker) otherwise known as the bridge ballista, was put into production. An incredibly useful, yet fickle machine, it utilizes the same mechanics of an ordinary ballista, but instead of bolts it launches two powerful anchors made of black steel meant to be driven into the stone walls of a mighty fortress. In the wake of these anchors follows a bridge, made of rope and dubiously unsafe and flimsy wooden planks. Although strong enough for several armored dwarves to walk across at a time, the fragile bridge is prone to swaying in high winds, and can be easily broken through by a prepared defender. The reliability of this war machine is low at best, and it is often prone to misfires, or simply not reaching it’s intended target. However, by time constraints and the expertise of Dwarven engineering inspectors, it was deemed ready for battle. In Game Operation Each ballista is mounted on wheels and is mobile, however only has the potential of one shot. Loading it and firing it is the same as a normal ballista, however after it’s first shot has been fired, it cannot be reloaded. If a shot does manage to hit, the siege moderator should worldedit a bridge of appropriate length to the target location. If defenders manage to hit the bridge with a siege weapon, it should be destroyed, and any on it at the time should fall or be damaged once the bridge is removed. Suggested Rolling Stats Perfect: 19-20 With a perfect shot I would suggest that the bridge land right on it’s target, with perhaps only a one block difference of high or low. What a perfect attempt would look like: https://i.gyazo.com/fad9a73a3c1a251c8846651eed7b538e.mp4 Good: 16-18 With a good shot, I would suggest the bridge land within the general area of it’s target, perhaps 3-5 blocks off in any direction, requiring the need to deploy ladders to reach it’s intended location. Fair: 12-15 Although not terribly far off, a fair shot should land somewhere around 6-8 blocks from it’s target. Bad: 9-11 Essentially a miss, this shot will land nowhere near it’s intended target, but may still be useful with a bit of ingenuity. Fail: 1-9 The mechanism fails, causing the bridge to fire down into the trench, or the mechanism fails entirely. What a failed attempt would look like: https://i.gyazo.com/011688bc01bf1b9beaf8c4e9093fbaaf.mp4 What it looks like within minecraft: This lore is not set in stone by any means, and we are open to suggestion for changes that may help this piece get accepted. If any player or LM has an opinion or suggestion to make this happen, please do not hesitate to reply or message us.

*an official response is penned by the Grand King of Urguan* "Whilst the undead menace is of utmost important to the dwedmar of Urguan, we can not comply to a global ceasefire, however we will indeed supply full military support against the undead. as we personally have felt the wrath they can bring after the struggles in Kal'Agnar"

*as the Grand King sits in his chambers within the palace of Kal’Omith, he reads of the demands made by the High Prophet to the Council of Arcadia, and the fracas which has ensued since. After hearing both sides’ argument, he pens a public proclamation on the dispute* “Citizens of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan This recent dispute between the Clergy and the Council of Arcadia has took a toll on my mind as of late, this is clearly a problem which needn’t arise, however rightfully addressed so that the entire nation can be given clarification on Arcadia and their role within Urguan. Whilst Arcadia is indeed home to many of our Runesmiths and our Golemancers, it is also an institute of learning. The city of the sky is home to many important relics which in the wrong hands could very much cause havoc to our people, which is why entry to the city is closed off. However all people, especially all dwed, are indeed welcome in Arcadia, one must simply send a bird to any of their inhabitants and they will gladly invite you in visit their city. It is simply a precaution so that unwarranted access to Arcadia does not jeopardise their work, for example the many Rune Cannons that Arcadia provides for the Grand Kingdom, or even the work being done on the Omith Project. Arcadia has many dangerous things within it and if it were to fall to the wrong hands it could be very tragic. But I must implore that all dwarfs are welcome within Arcadia as long as they do not wish to cause trouble. All the dwedmar within Arcadia, are faithful followers of the Brathmordahkin, they indeed have shrines to our gods, as have I personally seen them attend sermons and praise the gods in all they do throughout my many years of knowing them, even before my ascension to the obsidian throne. The High Prophet, our chosen representative of the Brathmordahkin, is perfectly within his right to inspect the religious beliefs of any dwed, and I am sure the Arcadians would have no problem inviting him into the city to see for himself of their following of the true faith. However this does not excuse certain responsibilities that the Arcadians have towards the Grand Kingdom. The Khaz’Lordak, a school of magic, history and philosophy was given orders to be finished construction of many years ago, a duty which the Arch-Runelord Zahrer Irongrinder has indeed shirked. As a result of that, the Khaz’Lordak which was a public place for all dwedmar, has not been able to be fully implemented, which has shown less of the Arcadians around Kal’Omith, if it where to completed we would see much more magic around our city as mages from all over Axios would travel to see what wonders the dwarves are capable of doing. To conclude, I shall list a set of terms both sides shall be ordered to follow, to end this dispute so that we can focus on the Norlandic threat to the south, and be unified in our common goal to get revenge for the grievances put upon us by the axeman raiders. The Arch-Runelord Zahrer Irongrinder has 2 stone weeks to complete construction of the Khaz’Lordak and put it into full motion. The Arch-Runelord Zahrer Irongrinder must provide the Grand King with a list of all current magic users within Arcadia and the lands of Urguan, not only Runesmiths. The Council of Arcadia must provide the Grand King a list of all dwedmar and non dwedmar who reside within the city of Arcadia. The High Prophet must halt all acts of aggression through speech or physical force towards Arcadia and it’s inhabitants. All dwarves, will fight the undead threat, as I believe no one in their right mind would shirk such duty. The High Prophet is invited to speak to the Council of Arcadia, so that they can show him that they do indeed follow the Brathmordahkin. The Grand King will discuss with the Council of Arcadia of potentially holding a feast there, for all dwedmar to attend, and to show that the Arcadians truly are apart of the Grand Kingdom and wish to be on good terms with all dwedmar within Urguan. Finally, a short message from the Grand King. Remember that in times of struggle or hardship, that a dwarf’s character is not defined by colour, culture, or where they choose to inhabit, but by their ability to work together with another to achieve a better Urguan. Whether we squabble, whether we debate, or whether we come to blows, we must remember that we are a family. Families stick together, and we have showed that we can, even during our hardest times, during the brink of being conquered or civil war, or left homeless after an attack by the undead, forced to find new residence. We must always remember that, We are descendants of Urguan. We are dwarves. We are strong.

*posters are placed around Kal’Omith and the other settlements within the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, whilst town criers and heralds speak to the large groups of dwarves who amass during the centre of such settlements, citing some news and decisions made by the Grand King.* Mandate from the Obsidian Throne, 13th of the First Seed, 1607 “As of the 13th of the First Seed, 1607, the regency during the reign of Grand King Bastion Ireheart has ended, we thank Fimlin Grandaxe for his loyal and responsible service to the crown during the Grand King’s temporary absence. The Grand King will once again resume his normal kingly duties. The Mandate found here, is officially null and void.” “With the return of the Grand King, the Grand Council members and there positions will be up to question, positions on the council may be made vacant, and the Grand King encourages dwarf to show a diligent and enterprising attitude within the Grand Kingdom. News on what positions may be open to vacancy can be found out upon speaking with the Grand King. Whilst some positions upon the Grand Council may be merged with others, and some positions given new duties, or some new positions created alltogether.” “Some guilds within the Grand Kingdom may be reformed, and new ones created to deal with the high demand for work within the Grand Kingdom, some guilds may require to be re-applied to and access to certain Grand Kingdom areas may be put off limits strictly to guild members and councilmen.” “With the resignation of Svardin Grandaxe and Kilgrim Irongut, along with the disappearance of Ronnie Frostbeard, the Kingsguard of Urguan has 3 vacant positions. 1 of these places has been taken by the recently returned Conan Goldhand. The Grand King implores any capable dwed who is willing to give his life in servitude of the Grand King to step up and take upon the position within the Kingsguard." "Let it be known from this day forth that the dwarf known as Alden Ireheart is hereby banished from the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, if he is to re-enter it's land he will be executed on sight. The reason for such banishment is for his multitude of misdeeds within the Grand Kingdom, showing a a clear disrespect towards the Grand King on countless occasions, and finally, for attacking a 6 year old boy within Aleksandria, jeoparidising our alliance with the Kingdom of Courland, and showing no remorse for his barbaric actions." “Due the high influx of people seeking homes, yet not requiring a suitable amount of minas to pay for accommodation. The city of Kal’Omith will soon be opening a free hostel, housed with beds and chests, for those who cannot afford a house. This will allow those to have a temporary place of stay before they can gain enough money to purchase a home of their own.” “Finally, after the many transgressions by the axemen of Norland, Urguan and her people have sought war with their dishonorable ilk. The Grand King and the Grand Marshal Oyvind Frostbeard urge you to enlist within your clan’s respective militaries and join the fight to earn justice for the Grand Kingdom and her people after the grievances put upon them by the Norlandic swine. Take up arms for your kin, show diligence in your work, let industry and dwarven effort thrive once more, so that together we can make our ancestors proud." NARVAK OZ URGUAN

“Let it be officially taken down into the Book of Grudges on this day, the 14th of The Grand Harvest, 1558, that we levy grievance and hatred upon the name of Thomas Ruric and all those who would call him master.” - The former lords of Avar, following its loss during the Eighteen Years’ War, 1558. The dwarven Legion, marching to war against the Holy Orenian Empire, shortly before their victory at the Battle of Goldfield, 1595. As the proud dwedmar of Urguan gather within the chambers of the Ord-Umar, the Grand King Bastion Ireheart stands to address his senators. “Kazahar khazadmar-ur-annak” he says as all eyes within the room become fixated upon him. “Long has our turmoil with the axemen of Norland been of ripe importance to our people, but no longer shall it be swept aside for the greater pursuit of peace. Our people have suffered greatly at the hands of the Norlandic swine; time and time again have we taken them for decent folk, but clearly our trust has been misplaced, and their lack of honour evident through their many misdeeds upon us.” The senators sit in silence as Fimlin, Kaazkazamar of the Grandaxe Clan stands to speak. “Who among us remembers Avar? No dwed here could possibly forget. We sheltered, protected and bled for their people, gave them a home when no one would take them in, only for it to be thrown back in our face. Avar, the land of my forefathers, was robbed from us by the Rurics. Yet the truest betrayal, was their secession to the Empire of Oren. The Rurics and their people, took part in the invasion of our lands, assisting our greatest of enemies. They took part in the suffering of OUR people, the murder of innocent dwedmar, young, old, man, woman and child... This grudge will not go unpaid.” As the room once again falls to silence, Kilgrim of the Irongut Clan steps up to speak. “I have lived to see kingdoms rise and fall, people come and go, and our enemies destroyed one by one. Before his royal majesty, Grand King Bastion, was elected to power, our Grand King Algoda Frostbeard sat upon the Obsidian Throne, the leader of the coalition, and the dwed behind the eventual downfall of the Empire of Oren. He was captured whilst walking peacefully throughout Axios, by none other than a Norlander, before being put in chains and brought to be butchered in cold blood within the keep of Johannesburg. OUR Grand King, OUR kinsman, OUR friend, murdered by these savages... This grudge will not go unpaid.” Aldal of Clan Ireheart, awaits for silence before stepping up to speak. “Yet we, the proud sons of Urguan chose to look past these grievances, and strive for a more peaceful Axios after the great war; indeed, they came to us seeking mercy, in which we gave them such, a pact of non-aggression between our peoples. However we were once again betrayed. They broke such pact, through the murder of an innocent dwarf, and when our benevolent Grand King sought their Prince Ruric out, he lied about such murder to his face, showing the true colours of Rurics and Norlanders alike... This grudge will not go unpaid.” After the previous point, Kerwyr, Kaazkazamar of the Frostbeard Clan, speaks up. “Mythdort Frostbeard, the dwed whose murder at the hands of Uther Grimlee, a loyal Norlandic barbarian, was the reason our pact was broken, yet Norland chose to defend his actions. But what reasons would someone have to kill a dwed travelling in Norland after our supposed ‘peace’, the taking of bread from a gifted food chest. Our innocent dwed was murdered in cold blood, shot through the back with a crossbow bolt, merely for taking the rations he needed for his long journey home to Urguan. Norland even had the audacity to accuse US of attempting to murder their prince, threatening US with war if we did not comply, even after all the kindness we had showed them... This grudge will not go unpaid.” The Kaazkazamar of Clan Starbreaker, Mafraedon, arises to speak. “After all these events, we gave Norland terms, terms of peace for war was inevitable. Ten thousand minas in reparations, a blood oath to never harm another dwarf again, and to make a public and formal apology, so to finally accept all responsibilities for the crimes committed against us. They denied these terms. As we ensued in a cold war of sorts, they once again returned to us, and we gave them the same terms, yet rose the demands to fifty thousand minas, of which they said they could easily pay, yet returned to us their answer not four stone days later, denying our terms, showing a lack of remorse nor want to reason with our people. We gave them kindness once more, for them to only throw it back in our face... This grudge will not go unpaid.” After all the senators speak, the Grand King arises from his throne to speak once more. “I believe it is clear what we must do then,” he says before turning to Morug Goldhand, the recently appointed High Prophet of the Kirkja Dverga. “Would the Brathmordakin favour this decision?” he says, as the old dwed closes his eyes, reciting the prayers of old before turning to the Grand King and muttering his beliefs. “Yemekar created this world in his vision... Norlanders are not what he envisioned, their dishonour a clear affront to their creation - their curse far beyond that of repair. Whilst Anbella weeps at the thought of the loss of dwarven lives, Dungrimm demands justice, his thirst for the blood of our enemies unquenched - Alas, the will of the Brathmordahkin is clear, Grand King, but the choice is yours; will we have peace, or war?” A brief silence pervades the room, as all eyes once more turn upon the Grand King. “We will have war.” “VELAK YOTH OTHOK KRAVIIL KRONUL!” roars Grand King Bastion as the dwarves arise from their seats, war axes high in the air. “NARVAK OZ URGUAN! KAVIIR OZ NORLAND! KAVIIR OZ RURICS” the dwarves shouted, as the Grand Marshal Oyvind Frostbeard began immediately to rally the dwarven Legion to its full force, preparing for war, long and terrible. WARCLAIM Tier Chosen (This cannot be changed after the first warclaim is held): 1 Type of battle: Skirmish Date And Time: Sunday April 23rd, 3pm EST Side A: Grand Kingdom of Urguan + Allies Side B: Kingdom of Norland + Allies Location and boundaries: Direct Area: X -1650 Z -550 Surrounding area of battlefield for reference to location: The dynamap is not updated and that fort is no longer there, it is just a pathway with some trees and a little open clearing. Terms of Victory VICTORY FOR ATTACKERS- If the defenders are killed or driven from the field of battle. VICTORY FOR DEFENDERS- Attacking forces are killed or driven from the field of battle. Upon Victory For... Side A: The Grand Kingdom of Urguan can move in for a siege. Side B: The Grand Kingdom of Urguan cannot launch another offensive campaign on Norland for two weeks. Rules: No status switching. All LoTC rules. No golden apples. No one day alts. If a side does not show they forfeit.

yes the great ddosers of LOTC targeted the grandest pvper and tactical genius of Nathan barnett the 13 year old prodigy of über pvp skillz

Omith-Elcihi'thilln Agreement Maintaining neutrality, expanding diplomacy - From this date forth, the former Omith-Elcihi'thilln Agreement has been extended upon re-negotiation between Urguan and Haeulon'or, beginning from the 8th of the Grand Harvest 1606, the Grand Kingdom of Urguan and the Silver State of Haelun’or shall know perpetual peace. Those signing this agreement consent to a pact of nonaggression between our distant nations for the next ten years, and upon that date, the 8th of the Grand Harvest, 1616 the pact shall become open to renegotiation. - Trade will flow freely between our two nations, merchants from either welcome past the gates of their respective cities, without worry of arrest or bloodshed. Additionally visitation to the Silver City by the dwedmar, and the Elvish people to Kal’Omith shall be permitted without worry of arrest or bloodshed. - For the ensuring of this perpetual peace, a location will be selected for the construction of an embassy to house a chosen ambassador from each nation to meet and discuss any future conflicts or propositions. Lastly, the Silver State agrees to avoid aligning itself with any future alliances, coalitions or nations that directly or indirectly oppose the Grand Kingdom and its vassals. - Bastion Ireheart Grand King of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan - Ralnor Kelyarus Sohaer of the Silver State of Haelun’or

Declaration of Regency Mandate from the Obsidian Throne, 7th of the Grand Harvest, 1606 By order of Grand King Bastion Ireheart, it is hereby decreed that Fimlin Grandaxe shall take regency over the throne of Urguan, until the Grand King has returned from his pilgrimage to Dungrimm’s shrine. The role of the Lord Regent, as defined in the Articles of Urguan is as follows: The Regent of the Grand King cannot rule for longer than two stone weeks. The Regent of the Grand King cannot appoint or demolish any new council positions. The Regent of the Grand King is absolutely disallowed from proclaiming himself as the Grand King of Urguan, and from committing the physical act of sitting on the Obsidian Throne. The Regent of the Grand King is subject to a removal by the Senate of Hammers with an 80% majority vote, in which case the Senate of Hammers shall appoint a Regent with a 80% majority vote. The Senate of Hammers must have probable cause to remove the Regent appointed by the Grand King.

Legion Decree Mandate from the Obsidian Throne, 6th of the Grand Harvest, 1606 By order of Grand King Bastion Ireheart, it is hereby decreed that Oyvind Frostbeard shall take on the role of Grand Marshal of the dwarven Legion, replacing Gror Ireheart. We thank Gror for his many years of stoic service to the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, and invite him to discuss with the Grand King or his representatives about future employment within the nation. The role of the Grand Marshal, as defined in the Articles of Urguan is as follows: To maintain order and peace during times of peace in the Grand Kingdom. To appoint and maintain the Legion of Urguan. To advise the Grand King on the nature of war. To lead incursions into enemy territory. To govern and organize conquered territories until peace has been made. To create and maintain an active policing force in the Grand Kingdom. To carry out executions upon criminals. To incarcerate criminals. To deal with any militaristic functions otherwise not specified and attributed onto him by the Grand King.

something i just quickly whipped up this morning, what you guys think?? pls no hate tho

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah" says Bastion as he laughs hysterically at this amazing joke

"We didnt get involved?" says Grand King Bastion Ireheart to Boris, as he reminisces about the fall of the Empire of Oren

I should be getting a thank you at the end of the post for allowing you guys to use my land.... grrrrrr...

Yes it is contact Lefty_Bojengles for more info

*an official notice is posted* Voting is now closed In a remarkable turn of events, there has been a tie between Korhaz Grandaxe and Grumbis Frostbeard both possessing 15 votes each. Due to this, both shall take upon themselves an interview and a separate task, upon the completion of these, the Grand King will officially appoint of the two of them as the new High Consul. However to those who did not succeed in this election, the Grand King implores you to still take up roles within the Grand Kingdom's diplomatic sect, there is a great need for foreign ambassadors whose job is very similar to that of the High Consul's.

*an official response is penned to Torvin Grandaxe, written by the Grand King Bastion Ireheart on the 7th of the Sun's Smile 1603* Torvin Grandaxe You, have committed one of the worst crimes imaginable to any dwarf alive, treason. The trust given to you to protect our relics, our wealth, our people, tossed aside like some thrash. You betrayed our people, the same dwed who entrusted you to lead our nation, and for that I feel is almost an unforgivable crime. It has been some 10 years since your self imposed exile, due to no official banishment being made, and I am willing to see you return to the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, as above all, you are a son of Urguan, and our curse of greed has plagued the mind of many. Who am I to hold grudge against my kin, when Anbella teaches forgiveness against the very creations of Yemekar? However this forgiveness will come at a cost. You are due to pay the Grand Kingdom of Urguan 10,000 minas in reparations for the crimes committed against her and her people. Until this debt has been paid, you will be forbidden to hold any governmental position, or hold a seat upon the senate as your clans representative. You will also not be protected by the law until your debt has been paid, however once you have repaid for your crimes, you will be given full liberty and rights as any other dwarven citizen. Until then however, I welcome you back to Kal'Omith, as I do believe your clansmen sorely miss you. I hope your intent on repentance is pure.

*ballot boxes are placed around the city of Kal’Omith, as dwarves line up to vote in the election for the Grand Kingdom of Urguan’s new High Consul* “Children of Yemekar, it is time for the election of the new High Consul, the following are the candidates for the position. Korhaz Grandaxe Zharkaz Doomforged Dwalin Irongut Aldal Ireheart Frerir Irongrinder Grumbis Frostbeard Place an X beside the candidate you wish to vote for Name: Korhaz Grandaxe Zharkaz Doomforged Dwalin Irongut Aldal Ireheart Frerir Irongrinder Grumbis Frostbeard Voting will be closed in 24 stone hours, and will be counted by the Grand King himself. Illegal votes will be discounted” OOC: Voting will be closed at 9pm GMT on Sunday the 19th of March

Nice video, sorry I couldn't be there for the scene on the throne, had to go abruptly! Keep up the good work!

A certain war-hungry Grand King is sure to assist Courland if Westerlands assist Haense, so he would suggest to the war-hungry Westerlander to shut the **** up