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Kaiser

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  1. From your statement, you think it is whole group. But, there is the question, once someone gets so powerful, is there anything the group can do? The answer, many times, is no. You only have to look to history to see this.

     

    This isn't 5th century Europe, man.

    People don't just get "Too powerful" :P

  2. Banned becaus you have been-

    -Power gaming

    -Meta gaming

    -No-RP Killing

    -OOCly rude

    -ICly rude

    -Breaking Lore

    -Using non-accepted Lore

    -being fat

    -being a noob

    -being ugly

    -being stupid

    -disrespecting the trolls

    -not being a troll

    -drink tea and not ale

    -not smoking a pipe like a man

    -Pooping on old man Jenkin's lawn

    -Not being a Hobbit

    -Not being a Hobbit again

    -Death

    -Several ounces of cocaine found on you

    -Murder ICly without a VA

    -Murder ICly with a VA

    -Murder OOCly without a VA

    -Again, not being a Hobbit

    -being an American

    -Not being an American

    -Eating bananas on Tuesdays

    -Hobbits again

    -trying to be cool

    -trying to be funny

    -trying to be a staff member

    -Hobbits

    -Selling ale to miners

    -Making bad jokes

    -Making good jokes that are bad

    -Sleeping upside down

    -Being atop a bottom of a side

    -doing simple math

    -Failing to apply to the server

    -Trying to join to 'You're Banned Game' without an app

    -Have vry bid gramer

    -Being a soulstoner

    -Not Roleplaying

    -Roleplaying badly

    -Roleplaying at all

    -PVP

    -PVE

    -CDC

    -OMG

    -WTF

    -Hi Mom!

    - For *********************************************************** and also ****

    -Hobbits

    -Hobbits

    -Hobbits

    -Pie

  3. Some things I must point out: I posted this in guilds, but a FM may move it if they wish, I thought this would be most logical place to put this. This won't be going up till 3.0, so don't fret about the time! also, the music is just for effect...

     

    Edit: Me and Cmack wont be doing any of this until 2.5.2 (as it changed) so we simply left this here to swell. Don't worry if we seem lazy and not accepting apps :P






    *Papers are posted around the docks in colorful paints...*


    The Willow's Circus

    The Willow's Circus is a new and mystical group of the most talented freaks and geniuses around! Soon to be, though, as we are empty! Yes, we are brand new and without people yet to show, we need talent! Are YOU a talented lad/lass, who wishes to express their powers and traits to the world, while getting fed and paid? That's what WE need! Note: we are not looking for a certain race of people, Humans, Kha, Orcs, Elves, Halflings, or Dwarves are welcome to join. Pay will be negotiated as you join, through messages of bird.

    Remember,we are NOT looking to put down anyone, if you want to show us your talent, go ahead! We will surely consider you! Other than that, we are in search for the following...
     

    • A fortune teller (Doesn't actually have to predict the future)
    • A very hungry person to eat ANYTHINGwe give you
    • A wizard or magic user, or illusionist to entertain the crowd with tricks!
    • Singers or instrument players (Have to be able to sing/play well)
    • A clown/Comedian to make the crowd laugh (Has to be actually funny)


    Although we have a mostly free spirit, we have a small amount of rules!

    Rules

     

    • Stealing/Harrasing others of the circus or the audience will result in your job loss
    • Abondonment of your post without notice during a show will result in your job loss
    • The breaking of any local laws inside a nation/city will result in your job loss
    • Arguing/disobeying the Manager (Richard Willowswamp) or the Ring Leader (Rupert Herbwallow) will result in us kicking your ass, than job loss.


    Regulations

     

     

    • All payment/ preformance changes must be approved by the Manager or Ring Leader
    • Inability to preform ((either from OOC reasons such as time differences, or a RP reason)) must be givin to the Manager or Ring Leader
    • Any money givin is NOT yours (This does not inculde tips, which are personally yours)
    • No alchohol is permited to be drunk on preformance.


    If you are considering joining us at "The Willow's Circus" copy the applications bellow, and sign up, sending them to Richard Willowswamp of New Vale.

    Current Employees:
    Manager: Richard Willowswamp ((uracow))
    Ring Leader: Rupert Herbwallow ((cmack1028))

    Application
    Name:
    Race:
    Gender:
    Performance:
    Personal skill (Rate yourself from 1 to 10):
    Acceptance of Rules/Regulations:

  4. *Aris shakes his head then looks up to the volcano* "Richard, what'd ye say to te pun'kin god?" *He heads over to his home on the hill and boards the windows then sets a bucket of water by the door just in case*

    *Richard grumbles a moment after Aris has walked off*

    "I told 'im all ya secrets, he mus' be pissed...."

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