Bristlebranch

What did you just bait me with, you little fish? I’ll have you know I swam top of my school in the the Pacific Ocean, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Atlantic cod, and I have over 300 confirmed krills. I am trained in grill warfare and I’m the top snapper in the seven seas. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will eat you up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this water, mark my glubs. You think you can get away with saying that over the Internet? Think again, flipper. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of candiru across the seas and your pee is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, minnow. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, guppy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare fins. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Aquaman and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bass off the face of the continent, you little shrimp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, chum. I will excrete floating strings all over you and you will drown in them. You’re dead, mako.

A gnomish necromancer that is terrified of talking to women.

I can think of at least three Druids that are cooler than you. (Frost, Ice, and Snow Druids)

*Cough* I mean... just kidding of course. *Cough*

I'm enjoying mine, knock yourself out. ;)

*Slow Clap*