King of Cartography

Haha in his dreams maybe

If you ever gotta hire a household cartographer I got great references and I can send you a portfolio please my family has only been fed discarded maps for the past month i need a new contract bad

No don’t be rash! I’m sure there’s a goliath somewhere in Oren!

Also if you do head off to Krugmar there’s a big chance your future hubby will be snatched away by a dwarven extermination squad so don’t get too attached!

All the 6’11 kings be like

Anthos was a few years ago but I don’t remember there being a shortage of 8.5ft tall warriors!

Haha it must have sucked for her to watch him sail off

I bet she said “If you don’t tell me where the heretics are, you won’t get a second piece of cake” At least once

Haha Tanith in the Inquisition, that’s just taking the “Good Cop, Bad Cop” routine to the absolute extreme

By day she’s Tanith the dark elf grandma

but by night she turns into Darkblade, traversing the dark alleyways of Oren in search of angst!

I’ll give you 10$ if you tell them Godfrey had a secret katana wielding dark elf lover

That’s a very nice Tavern you work in Tanith, it would be a shame if burnt down!

Ah yes, Tanith can join the board of Lowe-Lyons company and be in charge of the finances, it’s a bit of a hassle as Lowe-Lyons Cartography inc. is owned by a shell corporation registered in Sutica so we don’t have to pay income tax in the empire

Haha what are you going to do, write a diary entry about another cartographer??

Actually wait no don’t do that I’m so close to bankruptcy Lowe-Lyons Cartography wouldn’t survive

It’s also why I put all my magic into my maps!

But then again it’s already impossible to argue agains the high quality products Lowe-Lyons Cartography offers

This would be very interesting to watch,  for the magic emote itself and the 4 hour argument following it!

We had magic guns a while back tho

First we get gun lore passed, after that it’s only a matter of time before every Orenian citizen has a smart phone to read the latest hot gossip while on the go!

“The Orenian Enquirer”

Local Starlet Tanith spotted LEAVING THE CITY with a CARTOGRAPHER?

Top 5 feuds between noble families (Number 3 will shock you!)

You always post these when i’m taking my coffee break, this is great because I can read them early and catch up on the latest drama before everyone else!

There’s also a John Lyons disstrack out there somewhere and it’s equally amazing

edit:

I want a drink by Tanith toov

♪ (I want a drink I want a drink) ♪

I want a DRIIIIIINK BY TANNIITH TOOV

♪ *guitar solo* ♪

Haha, no that’s not me, that’s Vrarrdata he made that for me like 3 years ago (i paid with a map of course)

There already exists a Lyons song and it’s absolutely amazing

Yeah it’s cute

ITS NOT AN ISLAND ITS A PENINSULA!!!!!!!