Josie_Exotic

12 minutes ago, CrownedLime747 said:

I better be something good.

^A portrait of CrownedLime being berry comfy.

CrownedLime embodies French toast because I said so!

Pros:

-Simple recipe! French toast gets straight to the point!

-Very fashionable! French toast can have many different toppings; it's wardrobe is extensive

-Can be very sweet

Cons:

-May be soggy if prepared incorrectly

23 minutes ago, FakeNotic said:

Bread me

^Ah butter post ah picture o' Fakenotic str8 vibing.

Fakenotic embodies lefse because of his chaotic energy and sugary exterior!

(!Warning: Another childhood favorite!)

Pros:

-You can either throw a bunch of sugar stuff on it or you could eat it with lutefisk! Two VASTLY different tastes. The chaos is real.

-Literally adorable and sweet if you want it to be

-Available to eat in bulk

Cons:

-Can be hard to find, depending on where you live

-Weirdly flat

5 hours ago, JULIIO said:

me

^A photo of CREU7k procrastinating their finals!

CREU7k embodies arepas because of their ability to enhance your breakfast!

Pros:

-Versatile; arepas can be incorporated into a variety of meal choices!

-No nuts! Yes, I stalked your forum page to make this. Feel attacked.

-Always there to comfort you when you're feeling down!

Cons:

- For some reason, the best arepa can only be made by a 90 year old grandmother.

11 hours ago, Clockyyyyyyyyy said:

bread me

^Clocky just being Clocky. Adding a picture was the yeast I could do.

Clocky represents pao de queijo because of his snackability and joking demeanor!

(Spoiler! This bread is yet another one of my childhood favorites! I was a very chubby baby!)

Pros:

-Amazing on it's own; I could snack on pao de queijo all day!

-Small, but made in big batches so you don't run out

-Cheesy, but not too cheesy

Cons:

-The reason for any and all weight gain

-I will eat you, Clocky

12 hours ago, Gusano said:

what kind of bread i am

^A beautiful photo of Gus staying up past is breadtime.

Gusanoarentonio embodies banana bread because of their creativity and sense of self!

Pros:

-Banana bread is thoughtful! It's different, but still comfortable!

-Resourceful; an excellent use of bananas

-May also contain chocolate!

Cons:

-my mom only makes it when all the bananas in the house are ready so it only comes around once in a lifetime

34 minutes ago, SilkieSilky said:

B r e a d 

^SilkieSilky just vibing.

SilkieSilky embodies a concha because of their sugary exterior!

Pros: 

-Very sweet!

-Conchas are very pretty and can be made in pastel colors, too!

-A+ A delight to have in class

Cons:

-Leaves crumbs everywhere they go

31 minutes ago, TakeMeT0TheFae said:

Bread me pls

^A picture of Fae just loafing around! Fae is potato bread!

Fae embodies potato bread because of his kindness and relaxing aura!

Pros:

-Another ~Official~ Halfling bread

-A perfect choice for a dinner roll since potato bread is light and airy!

-It's got a cute aesthetic!

Cons:
-Absolutely none. I love potato bread.

20 minutes ago, Tareon said:

i wanna know what bread i am >:)

^A live photo of Boblin as a cinnamon roll

Boblin embodies the cinnamon roll because his vibes are, in fact, immaculate!

Pros:

-Adorable! 

-The right level of sweet; a true childhood favorite

-An artform; perfecting the cinnamon roll recipe takes time!

-Didn't get mad at me last night when I voted him out for being imposter even though I had no evidence

Cons:

-May give you cavities

8 minutes ago, NotEvilAtAll said:

what bread am i

^A wonderful picture of NotEvilAtAll as pumpernickel!

NotEvilAtAll embodies pumpernickel bread because it will take your taste buds on a delightful journey!

Pros:

-Unique! Nobody can forget pumpernickel!

-Slightly sweet, but also slightly sour. It's the best of both worlds!

-An OFFICIAL halfling bread

Cons:

-Not easy to digest.

2 minutes ago, Little__Lady said:

You know what to do 

make bread bread

^A real picture of Little_Lady as brioche!

Little_Lady embodies brioche because it is beloved by many.

Pros:

-~Fluffy and cute~

-May contain chocolate!

-Versatile! It can be the dessert or the main course! Truly a bread for all people!

Cons:

-I can't think of any

Today I have made the decision to turn all of you to bread in the eyes and hearts of our wee folk. Feel free to comment along this post if you would like to be stereotyped as a piece of bread.

An example, you ask?

Example:

Here is what type of bread I think Tha_Mystery_Man embodies in his day to day life.

^A real picture of Mystery as bread.

Mystery is a Publix baguette because of his hard exterior and chewy insides.

Pros:

-Affordable by many! 

-Makes you look ~distinguished~

-Can be dipped in balsamic vinegar and olive oil

Cons:

-Hard to chew and might hurt your teeth

-Unethical (Publix probably doesn't pay their laborers enough)

-Dry

-=Disclaimer=-

I promise I will not roast you the way I roasted Mystery unless you ask for it. ❤️

A flyer is nailed down on Bramblebury noticeboard! It reads:

Eligible Bachelor in Your Area!

There is a bachelor in your area looking for LOVE! If you are a halfling lady looking for a fellow to outdrink you at big parties, look no further! 

Name: Larry Shortoak

Occupation: Tree-tender

Age: About three hundred and sixty years (Old as dirt!)

Hobbies include, but are not limited to; growing trees, growing flowers, playing banjo, and staring at nature! 

Description: Larry is capable of caring for trees and plants, and is also capable of caring for YOU! He can play the banjo, kind of. Larry is a good listener because he listens to plants all day. Larry has been cooking for himself for a couple hundred years, meaning he will also cook for you! Ladies with children or small animals, look no further. Larry is great with both! He can grow just about anything, including children, and is looking for a nice wee lass to settle down with.

Please leave any inquiries in the Peregrin mailbox as soon as possible!

The Ballot:

((MC name: josie_exotic))

Name: Onelia Peregrin

Vote Iris Peregrin for Mayor?

Yea (X) Nay ()

Vote for Sheriff:

Theodore Mowood ()

Alfie Greenholm ()

Meemaw Applebottom (X)

Eyyy papi choose me ;)

+1  An awful person, probably an okay choice. ;) Idfk I'm not a gm or et or anything do you really think I'm a knowledgeable source of information to you? I mean, he typed his app and **** so he's probably a good candidate or smthng.

((Username)):Butterpotato02

Full name: Tabitha

Race: Human (I think?)

Residency: No official residency

OccupationS: Maid, Nanny, Former Handmaiden

every signature helps guys

Username: Butterpotato02
Character Name: Tabitha
Skin Details:  Jew nose, fucked up face, tall and anorexic, basically salad fingers, she wears a maid uniform
Race: Jewish
Gender: Level 75 non binary genderfluid pyrofox by day, steamboat by night, and jesus on the weekends- hmu if you're looking for a good time ,';^)

Reference Picture:https://gyazo.com/ae886de29e0d58b07f15c541147b3f25
Credit card info: Which one?
IP Address: Mi am grill gamer what is an, uh, address?
Phone Number :   605–475–6960

Apparently I have to make a nice comment. +1

On 1/2/2017 at 6:46 AM, NTE_Killer4life said:

Character Name- Peprit

Character Age- 20

MC Name- NTE_Killer4life

Skype (Can be PMed if you wish)- NTE_Killer4life

Have you read over halfling lore?- Yup!

Tell a joke-  Why did the hobbit go to McDonalds?
To get a second breakfast.

 

Why can't you enter Sauron's lair?
Because there's always one Mordor.

You dun diddly accepted. Welcome to the Peregrin family.

One of the better filthy bigguns +1

That moment when it wasn't even a meme. (It was a dare. Venom was in on it.)

Person Reported: Venomoo

People Involved/ Allowed to post (specific people only): Just Venomoo and I

Rules Broken:

• Harassment - obsessive, malicious or nefarious behavior directed toward another player will not be tolerated.

• Behavior that disrupts the flow of roleplay without directly isolating or targeting another player, while not as consequential, shall still be dealt with accordingly with clear protocol from now on. Essentially anything that is considered a joke taken too far.

• Excessive trolling or use of 'memes' in roleplay are disallowed.

• You must remain In-Character at all times when in-game. If you need to speak out of character, do so in private messages (via /t <playername>) or local OOC chat (via starting your message with "((")

• Do not change your username to anything vulgar, inflammatory, or offensive to other players on LoTC. Accounts breaking this rule will be banned for thirty days - The period of time that Mojang requires before another change can occur. Parodying another player's name or old name also requires their consent, or else you may be banned depending on the nature of the name.

• Explicit sexual roleplay is not permitted. If sex (or other graphic actions) occur in roleplay, use "Fade To Black" to pass over the details. FTB actions require both IC and OOC consent. Sexual FTB can not be done with more than three members of the five main races (Not event creatures!). Brothels and prostitution are disallowed, as well as Rape, involvement with a character under 18, bestiality, or necrophilia.

Firstly, Venomoo is constantly sending me pm’s that involve jokes with cybering with cows. Venom is also constantly spamming on skype with “/sk breeder top” and he keeps talking about how he’s the ‘prince of the animal kingdom’ and how he wants me to be his princess. He constantly memes around in roleplay, he harrasses me and follows me everywhere (I know, I see him at the Cloud Temple all of the time,) he is an abrasive *******, one time he called me “Baby” (LIKE SERIOUSLY I HAVE A BOYFRIEND HOW RUDE,) and on top of all of this he tried to sext me. As if this weren’t enough, I was rping a 3 year old High Elf in Vailor and he tried to, ehm, touch the character. I would’ve spoken up sooner but I was too afraid. This behavior needs to end. Please GM team, ban this horrid man.

Screenshots: https://gyazo.com/cc5b56dcf66466994907f51c1a3c781c

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Proof you attempted to solve the issue with them first: I tried to be nice and ignore the constant stalking and cyber threats but it just doesn’t end.

"This is cultural appropriation an' us wee folk are qui'e frankly offended tha' we weren' invited. Knox is the Pumpkin Lord, fer Knox's sake."

13 minutes ago, James2k said:

haha nice shout. impressive how you managed to say that out so discernibly while gargling on so much staff cock

"Discernibly" <-- That's a rather impressive vocabulary for somebody of your intelligence quotient. I applaud your efforts. :) 

12 minutes ago, InfamousGerman said:

https://gyazo.com/af182cda3449722aa0ef077285f1cdbf

 

*Cough, cough* Who here made the post about making an admin step down from a position on a server that they don't even play on anymore? Exactly.