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Penned and issued on the 17th of Harren's Folley, 1961. AAUNLY THE FINEST From the great minds that brought you the marmalades on your toast, the gonks on your fireplace, and even the quality cloth you wear – A new taste comes to Aaun directly from the shores of Hurstcombe itself, a proper Dencynn speciality that is GUARANTEED to bring you back for more: Boon & Bane’s proudly announce their NEWEST business endeavour: Boon & Bane’s Fish & Chips, in collaboration with Jan Nowak II of Nowak Novelties. Sourced directly from Aaun's harbours and most secret fishing holes with nothing but two idiots and a shared rod, ALL our food is prepared lovingly and carefully to PERFECTION. WHERE? Just outside Whitespire. Can’t miss it. Maybe can miss it if you are blind. If you are blind, Boon & Bane are sorry. Let’s hope your taste buds aren’t blind though! Meaning that they can taste. Because our food is really nice. There is ALSO Jan’s bakery. Next door. If you want AFTERS. (We do not sell afters). ★★★★★ REVIEWS ‘I love Boon and Bane’s so much. Everything they do is so innovative and fresh and wonderful. I would make them both kings if I was not already king and had two spare thrones.’ – King John of Aaun, allegedly ‘This is so much faster than cooking at home!’ – Prince Johannes Alstreim ‘Now my kids ask for Boon and Bane's Fish and Chips for lunch instead of my own cooking! Frankly it's a little hurtful...’ – Queen Amelya of Middelan, overheard complaining. ‘Ever since I've started eating at Boon and Bane's Fish and Chips my moustache has gained significant volume! Even Illatian cooking can't compete.’ – Ser Stefano Montelliano We also asked for Gaspard van Aert, but he was unfortunately not available for comment at this time. Penned and issued by, 4th Lord Mayor of Whitespire, The Bailiff of Apfelberg, Chef of Merryweather, Foreign Relations, Builder, Handyman, Investor, Non-Profit, For-Profit, Seamstress, Chutney Developer, Royal Babysitter, Marmalade enthusiast, and Co-Owner of Boon & Bane's Ltd. Co-Owner, Co-Founder, Proprietor, CEO, Possessor, Lease-Holder, Landlord, Keeper, Chancellor, Esteemed, Lord, Logistics-Master, Accountant, Architect, Designer, Quartermaster, Chutney-Taster, Lawyer, Dish-washer, Administrator of Boon & Bane's Ltd. and Boon's Brother. 2nd of His Name, Patriarch of Nowak, CEO of Nowak Novelties, Handsome, Single, Baker of Miracles, High Priest of Marzanna, Sworn Enemy of A High Elf, Owner of Nova Ko.
