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    Boon
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  1. arghhhh fooled once more... got me..
  2. @Java17ok time to get back on tech team buddy
  3. errrmmm it's fjarriagua not fjarrigua 🤓☝️ change it right now mister
  4. "Oh, yep. Proper Aaunic stalls." Boon continually taps the missive, going to adjust his imaginary monocle as he feigns reading it. "Cannae wait fer the play, as well! Should get Bane tae be burned for the next festival!"
  5. "Well, I tell ye wha', I know where I'm headin' after the race!" The plump merchant of the merchanile duo Boon & Bane's, Boon, calls out from atop a bucket in the middle of Whitespire -- seen shuffling through various cue cards in his hands. "Err... Wha' does this bit say, Bane?" "Oh! I'm headin' down tae the new Fish & Chips shop after the r-race, tae fill me tummy after winnin'! Yeah! Come 'ave some! Lovely jubbly!"
  6. A certain dwarf 'wizard' by the name of Grimblegoff would find himself spending the next few days laying in the grass drifting in and out of consciousness - perhaps because of the dreadful, taxing fight, or simply because this is what the old man did in his free time. What was certain, however, was the accumulating piles of throw-up of crab remains trailing behind Grimble in the local Aaunic grasslands. Because, for some reason, the senile 'wizard' decided halfway through the fight to use a most unusual 'magic' to his advantage -- his teeth! "Magic wall of Stuff..." He mumbled through a series of hiccups. The first string of words that came out of the man's mouth, days after the event. "That foolish, most dastardly crab... No match... For Grimblegoff the Aspirant..." "Hoho..."
  7. Penned and issued on the 17th of Harren's Folley, 1961. AAUNLY THE FINEST From the great minds that brought you the marmalades on your toast, the gonks on your fireplace, and even the quality cloth you wear – A new taste comes to Aaun directly from the shores of Hurstcombe itself, a proper Dencynn speciality that is GUARANTEED to bring you back for more: Boon & Bane’s proudly announce their NEWEST business endeavour: Boon & Bane’s Fish & Chips, in collaboration with Jan Nowak II of Nowak Novelties. Sourced directly from Aaun's harbours and most secret fishing holes with nothing but two idiots and a shared rod, ALL our food is prepared lovingly and carefully to PERFECTION. WHERE? Just outside Whitespire. Can’t miss it. Maybe can miss it if you are blind. If you are blind, Boon & Bane are sorry. Let’s hope your taste buds aren’t blind though! Meaning that they can taste. Because our food is really nice. There is ALSO Jan’s bakery. Next door. If you want AFTERS. (We do not sell afters). ★★★★★ REVIEWS ‘I love Boon and Bane’s so much. Everything they do is so innovative and fresh and wonderful. I would make them both kings if I was not already king and had two spare thrones.’ – King John of Aaun, allegedly ‘This is so much faster than cooking at home!’ – Prince Johannes Alstreim ‘Now my kids ask for Boon and Bane's Fish and Chips for lunch instead of my own cooking! Frankly it's a little hurtful...’ – Queen Amelya of Middelan, overheard complaining. ‘Ever since I've started eating at Boon and Bane's Fish and Chips my moustache has gained significant volume! Even Illatian cooking can't compete.’ – Ser Stefano Montelliano We also asked for Gaspard van Aert, but he was unfortunately not available for comment at this time. Penned and issued by, 4th Lord Mayor of Whitespire, The Bailiff of Apfelberg, Chef of Merryweather, Foreign Relations, Builder, Handyman, Investor, Non-Profit, For-Profit, Seamstress, Chutney Developer, Royal Babysitter, Marmalade enthusiast, and Co-Owner of Boon & Bane's Ltd. Co-Owner, Co-Founder, Proprietor, CEO, Possessor, Lease-Holder, Landlord, Keeper, Chancellor, Esteemed, Lord, Logistics-Master, Accountant, Architect, Designer, Quartermaster, Chutney-Taster, Lawyer, Dish-washer, Administrator of Boon & Bane's Ltd. and Boon's Brother. 2nd of His Name, Patriarch of Nowak, CEO of Nowak Novelties, Handsome, Single, Baker of Miracles, High Priest of Marzanna, Sworn Enemy of A High Elf, Owner of Nova Ko.
  8. "Flippin' heck, they get up tae some odd stuff in these lands, aye?" Half of the famous merchant duo, Boon, of Boon & Bane's remarks with wide unblinking eyes to the sky. "Wouldn't mind a giant meatball of my own, though!"
  9. Various popular Dencynn hits, adjusted for the Aaunic palate by Boon & Bane in the year of 1961. With dedication to King John of Aaun and Queen Amelya of Middelan. AAUN CALLING Aaun calling to the faraway nations Now war is declared and battle come down Aaun calling to the underworld Come out of the vassals, you boys and girls Aaun calling, now don't look to us Phony Bardmania has bitten the dust Aaun calling, see we ain't got no swing Except for the ring of the truncheon thing The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in Coup expected, the wheat is growing thin Cannons stop firing, but I have no fear 'Cause Aaun is flooding I live by the docks Aaun calling to the imitation zone Forget it, brother, you can go it alone Aaun calling to the ghouls of death Quit holding out and draw another breath Aaun calling and I don't want to shout But while we were talking, I saw you nodding out Aaun calling, see we ain't got no high Except for that one with the one eye The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in Cannons stop firing, the wheat is growing thin A darkspawn era, but I have no fear 'Cause Aaun is flooding I, I live by the docks The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in Cannons stop firing, the wheat is growing thin A darkspawn era, but I have no fear 'Cause Aaun is flooding I, I live by the docks Now get this Aaun calling, yes, I was there, too And you know what they said? Well, some of it was true Aaun calling at the top of the spire And after all this, won't you give me a smile? I never felt so much alike, alike, alike, alike GOD SAVE THE QUEEN God save the queen The Darkspawn regime They made you a moron A potential T(hanhium) bomb God save the queen She's not a human being and There's no future And Aaun’s dreaming Don't be told what you want Don't be told what you need There's no future No future No future for you God save the queen We mean it man We love our queen God saves God save the queen 'Cause raiders are money And our figurehead Is not what she seems Oh God save history God save your mad parade Oh Lord God have mercy All crimes are paid Oh when there's no future How can there be sin We're the flowers In the dustbin We're the tanglefoot In your human machine We're the future Your future God save the queen We mean it man We love our queen God saves God save the queen We mean it man There's no future In Aaun’s dreaming God save the queen No future No future No future for you No future No future No future for me No future No future No future for you AAUNLIFE Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur Of what is known as (Aaunlife) And morning soup can be avoided If you take a route straight through what is known as (Aaunlife) John's got brewers droop he gets intimidated By the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of him (Aaunlife) Who's that gut lord marching? You should cut down on your Aaunlife mate, get some exercise All the people So many people They all go hand in hand Hand in hand through their Aaunlife Know what I mean? I get up when I want except on Horen’s Calling When I get rudely awakened by the raiders (Aaunlife) I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea And I think about leaving the vassal (Aaunlife) I feed the pigeons I sometimes feed the seagulls too It gives me a sense of enormous well-being (Aaunlife) And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge There will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it All the people So many people And they all go hand in hand Hand in hand through their Aaunlife Aaunlife (Aaunlife) Aaunlife (Aaunlife) It's got nothing to do with Sword Fighting technique you know (Aaunlife) And it's not about you joggers Who go round and round and round (Aaunlife) All the people So many people And they all go hand in hand Hand in hand through their Aaunlife All the people So many people And they all go hand in hand Hand in hand through their Aaunlife
  10. "Blimmin' heck. Somethin' made fer me, this is. Full of talents, I am!" Name: Boon Age: Old Enough Gender: Male Place of residency within Aaun: Boon & Bane's stockroom's carpeted floor Are you in good standing with the Aaunic government?: Good standing and good sitting
  11. MC Name: Myochii Discord: Myochii Image: Description of Image: logo for boon and bane's restaurant sign but i need TWO copies of this (two sets of 2x2) for both sides of a sign Dimensions: 2 wide 2 high. but i need TWO copies of this (two sets of 2x2) for both sides of a sign
  12. this HAS to be the one. come on...
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    wonderful piece of art from @christmansomehow for free but as a good citizen and patron of the arts i will be donating 100 mina. thank you. 

    1. milksoda

      milksoda

      this is raw

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