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Posts posted by DrunkPapaBear
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"Tree fuckers words always twisted truth"
The Targoth of the Horde commented to his Rex, approving of his bold answer.
"We hope they rid themselves of the darkspawns that plague their nation."
The uruk then left to prepare for the opening of yet another drug shop!
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Krothuul of Akaal, the last Ramgoth, is dead.
Killed without honor, by a strike to the back of the neck.
We, Borok of Akaal rise to the position of Kukaal of clan Akaal replacing our Elder.
Weep not brothers and sisters, for our Elder lived a good life.
Cry not for he now resides in Stargush'Stroh.
Lûp Krothuul, son of Gadhaal the black, grandson of Ram.
Ar-Borok of clan Akaal, Kukaal of clan Akaal,
the Victorious, the Blood Rex,
Dealer of Drugs, the Mad, the Burned, the Brown,
Targoth of the Iron Horde
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[!] A missive is spread through the lands of the Iron Horde
With the recent murder of one of our eldest, Skaatchnak of Akaal, at the hands of Morur'ei the dragon of rot, fire and blood are soon to follow.
With the turmoil that might come against the Azdrazi-lovers of Un'Satum, it is time for the urûkim to unite.
We served as commander of the Krughai under the Rex of Fire, we will serve under Willy the Wise.
We, Ar-Borok of the Akaal clan lay claim to the title of TARGOTH
Ar-Borok of clan Akaal, the Victorious, Blood Rex,
Dealer of Drugs, the Mad, the Burned, the Brown,
Targoth of the Iron Horde
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1 hour ago, Burnsider said:
That’s not toxic tho, it’s just some critics from an old orc.
Don’t bring toxicity where there is none by saying there is toxicity.
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"Lûp Skaatchnak, The Fire Rex. May latz spirit dwell in the Stargush'Stroh. We will blah again bruddah."
The uruk then slashed his scarred hand with a knife and let his blood drip unto the corpse of his fallen Elder.
He squeezed his hand into a fist.
"Izû âz-ul lâtz bugud."
We will kill them all in your name
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This is the premium lord of the craft experience
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The orkish Son of Petra looked at the paper
« Peace? For how long? »
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should place a spoiler up top saying it's a parody, to prevent misleading new players (or dumb old ones)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SHAMANISM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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17 hours ago, TrueProfessor said:
who is kanon
The spirit who tricked the church of Canon into believing he was god.
pretty cool
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24 minutes ago, Panashea said:
I remember you coming to the goi with your brother not knowing who Krug was despite being on the server for so long. I'm glad you've grown and stuck around as an orc.
Don't read forum posts, get on the server and everyone is throwing lore at you
26 minutes ago, Panashea said:What do you think orcs can do to make more people stick around?
Go out more on adventures like we used to
I split my times between Krug and other nations, more recently Balian, and speak with randoms folks, giving out drugs and doing epic roleplay as always.
You brought me on an adventure to be baptized with the blood of a pig on my first night playing lotc and its the reason I stayed. We just need to find epic things to for all the new and old players we have.
31 minutes ago, Panashea said:Favorite event on the server?
There was an ST event in Krug a few months ago, we were fighting fire spitters I think and mr Bog was a new shaman and cursed one of the dragons with Leyd (I think)
Long story short, the dragon exploded and that's when I realized that shamanism was the strongest magic on lotc
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Ug blug
Tips on how to be a cool orange bearded dwarf?
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18 minutes ago, Norgeth said:
Eyyyy, I got on the list! Heres my question: What Spirit do you like RPing during walks the most?
Hard one lol
I enjoy Kinul a lot as he is that I rped with the most. He is also the first one I pacted with and I love his "my arms are falling, growing back, falling, growing back etc" kinda vibe
(My boy Kinul)
Just now, StokedOff said:Favorite memory is our conquest on the jungle while teaching you shamanism. Fun lil event line with my students. I'm sad in not on your shaman list. Skaher! No other orc can spread horns to orcs!
AAAAH I forgot the Last Ramgoth
Just now, StokedOff said:What's the highlight moment of when you were Rex?
Probably the night were we declared our first war against Elysium, we were in the throne room and just went bloodthirsty momozkaher. I was high as balls and made decisions that would bring the orcs to their first victory alone in a few years.
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7 minutes ago, Wizzar said:
How would you power rank the top 5 shamans?
1. Al-Uk'Yar
2. Barbog'Yar
3. Madoc'Lur/Skaatchnak'Akaal (Powerful blood shamans)
4. Ixûla'Akaal (Come back brother)
5. Xob the gnome shaman
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5 minutes ago, ImCookiie said:
What would you do when you would do if when would you?
Yes.
2 minutes ago, ThatFunkyBunch said:"Deal."
I don't know why peeps touch random things
3 minutes ago, Jihnyny said:Tips on how to ork?
Separate from the LOTR mindless brute or the meme rp stereotype.
Be an orc and raise LOTC roleplay quality standard and bring fun to everyone
except paladins, **** them
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Saw some people do it so **** it why not.
I did a lot in my year on lotc. Played mainly an orc of course, but did some appearances as a cannibal elf, an Adunian and even a french speaking human kid. I did epic roleplay and some schizo roleplay, was Nation leader and had a lot of fun.
Tell me a fun memory you have with me and in exchange I'll answer one of your question :D
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Borok laughs
« They trapped you with their tree lovers magic and forced you to write this? » He asked the Lurgoth
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The sickened uruk was confused on why Haelunor would try to put an honorary orc on trial without first consulting them.
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Noice.
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The first Keshig of Rex Sahgorim of clan Ugluk let out a grunt as he saw the missive from the new Targoth.
« Grîzh hûl, grîzh hôn. Lûp Sahgorim, Ugluk-Kranlûk! »
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[!] A missive is sent to the major cities of Almaris, carrying the seal of the Verdant Glade and that of Davli of the Golden PathAn offer of Heart and PeaceWith sadness I, Lord Davli of greenstone have witnessed urguan going down an uncertain path in its history.Clans are torn apart, homes left abandoned. Chaos reigns as the fire of clan politics burns brightly. Knowing the destructive nature of this chaos and unrest it is my honor to extend an offer to all Dwedmar and other wanderers looking for that one place where they can settle down.[!] A drawing of the Halls of the Verdant Glade.Peace and quiet is what I offer you. The verdant glade stands within the jungles of the west as a beacon of peace, acceptance and wealth. The lands encompassing the verdant glade are hidden away within the jungle yet are quite vast, and most importantly great hills and mountains hide beneath its countless trees.[!] A drawing of the village's gates.Greenstone keep, a reclaimed ancient dwedmar keep stands in the centre of the jungle surrounded by a small village. Various cabins within the village and rooms within the keep are as of yet unoccupied and ready to be moved into.[!] A drawing of the old dwarven keep.Additionally I offer the possibility of being given a small piece of land to build your very own home upon. The keep also houses a capable forge, library and trophy hall so for any dwed looking to regain something to strive for, we would be glad to offer you the chance to find it.The verdant glade also Enjoys very favorable conditions and protections:- no taxation whatsoever- Strict neutrality, Never will the glade fight in someone else's war.- complete autonomy except on matters of diplomacy- A free piece of land to build your own house upon (Size of the plot will always be done on case to case basis)[!] A drawing of a pretty pond at the entrance of the Glade.So if you'd like to finally find a place where you don't have to worry about that next war, that tax payment or those plan's you can't do because you don't have heaps of mina laying around? The Verdant Glade is that place! Come find us.[!] Coordinates are placed hereSpoiler
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-2200, -80,-870 West Hub, on the road between Krugmar and Elysium
Was signed,Lord Davli of The Golden Path, Lord of Greenstone keep, Master of the Verdant Glade, Heir to the endless Hoard8 -
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The former Rex smokes some more Green.
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« We ahm the light that guards the realm ob Almaris.
Akaal agh Grîzh! »
An armored uruk then wandered into the world, aiming to find the strength to defeat the spawns of Ibleez once and for all.
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TO END THE DECEIT
in Laws and Decrees
Posted
The Targoth writes a reply on a piece of paper
« Respectfully, suck my toes you tree fuckers. »
He then went to smoke a blunt, forgetting to send his reply, but also forgetting about the madness of the tree fucker princess.