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Just now, WuHanXianShi14 said:

"Entire nation of supposedly warrior-beasts brags about capturing single little girl, intentionally emphasizes how it took them multiple tries." Said Artimec with a small shrug. "She'll probably escape again, if not, it isnt worth the effort."

"Rally lat men agh klomp us den." Said Leydluk 

WE HAVE HER AGAIN. PAY UP: TEN-FOUSAND SHINIES.

A CRUDE SKETCH OF THE PRINCESS

FORT STRONK. COME QUICK.

On 5/15/2018 at 1:25 PM, Loriens said:

The High Prince sends out a missive, 

"My daughter, by the age of 14, managed to escape the entirety of your 'Warnation'. How dull."

Falk grumbles, wondering when the true King, Keint, would take the throne of Renatus.

why so gay...?

"Very hosh, very fat." Comments Rex Leydluk, offering a nod to the Dark Dwarves who had fought alongside him and his Ilk but a day prior. . .

Duff oz Duff yells very ******* loud 

3 minutes ago, Trenchist said:

happy ramadan from palestine habibi :*))

im speechless

welcome don, if u ever wanna talk w/ some friendly orks come pay us a visit in our discord (linked in my signature below), or irply (though, cant guarantee we'll be friendly irp ?)

Rex Leydluk'Raguk, the Skahing honourable, signs in scratchy handwriting. 

Sesh head 

"Shamanism am for orkz stop aktin' like ologz, nixies." Said an angry Muztayn'Raguk

6 minutes ago, grubgoth_wud said:

BALLOT FORM

ONLY SIGNATORIES OF THE N.A.A MAY CAST A VOTE

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NAME AND ALL TITLES: Rex Leydluk the Skahing Honourable

KINGDOM OR DOMAIN: The War Nation of Krugmar

DO YOU WISH FOR THE DISSOLUTION OF THE N.A.A: [Y]

 

A CALL FOR THE DISBANDMENT OF THE N.A.A

SCRIBED BY IMP’RAGUK ON BEHALF OF REX LEYDLUK

“To all entailed within the N.A.A,

With the peace-talks and movements towards peace between the dual Kingdoms of Haenseti-Ruska and Renatus-Marna, it has come to my attention that the need for the N.A.A is no longer a prevalent one. To diffuse this alliance as peacefully as possible, a ballot shall be undertaken to determine what our next course of action shall be. . .”

BALLOT FORM

ONLY SIGNATORIES OF THE N.A.A MAY CAST A VOTE

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NAME AND ALL TITLES:

KINGDOM OR DOMAIN:

DO YOU WISH FOR THE DISSOLUTION OF THE N.A.A: [Y/N]

OOC:

Do not post unless you are a signatory (nation leader / regent) of the N.A.A

“BLOOD FOR DA BLOOD FRÛM!”

A RAGUK BLOODSMITH WORKING HIS CRAFT

The Goi was calm. The air: temperate; the Raguk forge was cool. Cooler than had it been in years. Some could even call it stagnant. Rex Leydluk- having recently reaffirmed his position of superiority within the cohort of Redskins - with his boiling blood, sought to transfer that same vigour to the lifeless husk of San’Raguk.

Before the long-dead conveyors; the stiff crucible; the silent halls, the Raguks of a new age amassed. Leydluk, pacing before them, spoke as passionately as he had done against the twigs during the tense time of Axios, “Da halls ‘ave long since cooled. Da steel ‘ave grown cold agh ‘ard in da crucible; it ‘ave been years since da boon ov our devotion ta’ Gazigash ‘ave trickled thru’ da channels of dis great hall agh made slick da moulds agh casts of which we make da weaponz agh armour dat we am feared for. . .Go now agh seek lat birf-right!” And like worker ants, the red-skinned flitted from their colony and scoured the land for blood-bags- those who made the ill informed choice of defying the utilitarian brutes. Many fell in the incursion upon the land but it did not matter. After-all, Gazigash cared not of how blood was delivered to her: provided it was delivered.

The bodies- some living, some dead -were brought before the halls of Clan Raguk . With uniform haste, the worker-ants lined them upon the stiff conveyors as their overseer and liege - the Rex himself - barked orders.

As Megaflat’Raguk shredded his redstone-guitar - great leaping torrents of flame spewing from the neck of the instrument - and Clog the Olog (not be confused with Klog the Olog) thrashed the skulls of his enemies like a drum; the conveyor was fired up, the forges grew hot, incantations of a tongue now long gone filled the air; Raguks roared, screamed, yelled and boomed until with the final word of the prayer the hall well silent!

All that could be heard then was the crackling of the forge.

Bloodsteel sat within the crucible.

Gazigash had smiled upon the redskins. . .

“Ang gund griish - Blood for da blood frum.”

MEGAFLAT’RAGUK PLAYING HIS GUITAR FROM ATOP A RAGUK BATTLEWAGON.

1 hour ago, DarkElfs said:

Ring doesn't increase the rage dude but what I do have to say is sense this was posted people are pugsying loup and making them want to quite the server in all honesty if it continues this bad I'll probably try force it toward getting this post removed. I'd rather not lose another to a big group of I suspect mainly pvpers and a mix of rpers here.

im sry but what is the point of having a curse if u can just negate it? seems like old matey's attempt at rping an ork as close to an elf as possible.... which defeats the idea of playing an ork. ))

thoughts on god king wud?

25 minutes ago, MyLittleUnicorn said:

I did not. 

England: 8 - Ethiopia: Didn’t 

Did you see the England-Ethiopia game? 

Somewhere, somehow a dark-skinned once-slave halfling- going by the name of Toby -hears of the mobilisation of the halfling race. Bringing forth his heavy carbarum shovel and his helmet (which was forged into the shape of a pumpkin) he made his way to Dunshire hoping to once more slay the bigguns like he once had with the rest of the Shovelhood Militants. 

Rex Leydluk had the intent to go. . .but alas he was enclosed within the cold, stone walls of Skygodbirkenau. For at least a year now he had been toiling the nearby salt mines or peeling his daily quota of the millions of Billy Bob's potatoes ready for baking and further distribution. All whilst under the watchful, omniscient eye of the Skygod of Lard, Ty'thus. 

foul

snore unban me 

Falk shuffles around in his seat in his woodland manor upon hearing off the death of Lotte Baptiste- a good friend. He had heard stories of the Orders rise once more to prominence. . .but couldn't help but chuckle at the time he slew them in the cathedral. Yet, his brief moment was scraped away by the tendrils of sadness as memories of Ponce, The Companie D'Aryn, the town of Skelmersdale, the GA, and overall their friendship doused his mind. But perhaps it wasn't lost yet. . .perhaps Lotte could be brought back much like he was following the sacking of Little Ysrael and the hands of those dreadful Orenian Goyim - as he called them. But perhaps it was for nought. Only time could tell. . .

Rex Leydluk orders Imp'Raguk to pen his own declaration, evidently in support of the movement. In scratchy hand writing, it read very simply:

"The G.A. wants to take my Thahnium. The G.A. wAntz wants to flood Krugmars borders. The G.A. infringe on our kultur. For these reasons Krugmar will also be retracting there their involvement.

ASH HAI, ASH UZG, ASH REX."

With that, the Rex turns to face the ever-chuntering, smoke-choking halls of San'Raguk as the beginnings of his Thahnium Rokkit Program was established.