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Leydluk marched up to the Redskins of Clan Raguk.

 

“TO PROSPERITY!”

 

He threw up his arm in a Raguk salute as the men of Clan Raguk drew their blades in support of the Wargoth. 

Leydluk, watching from afar, contemplates an elven genocide but its lulled to docility by the epic music that seemed to accompany the dark elves. 

what got u down gamer ?

nasty toxic gamer, really poor rp quality, powergames, metagames and is just a pvp goon to be honest,... -1 

“Shalom, yes-yes.” Greets Falk Fatpockets.

can you be my gamer mommy ? 

sub to count dankula as well 

Mao Tse-Tung rises from his slumber.

THE HISTORY

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(The Raguk Tome of Barzuga)

 

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“Dem Raguks. Dey'z is tuff gitz,” - Unknown Ork

 

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Decades ago, when the Raguk name was as fresh upon the lips as morning dew upon the grass, they were feared for their sheer numbers alone. Their encampment stretched over the horizon in a broad swathe of red: an artists filbert stroke across a canvas of sand-yellow. Many thousands of them here dwelled, within the desert of Vailor, their skin red like the blood that smears their hands.

 

Back then, they were referred to as The Vanguard, staunch supporters of worthy Rexes, protective of Krugmar and their Kin. They were the driving cogs of the War Uzg, leading by storm It’s industries and boasting an inconceivably large army. The cogs of the machine known as Raguk never faltered or ground to a halt - they were self-sufficient and well-oiled, forged from the mettle of two clans: that of Glogol and that of Garr. But whilst they were once a force to be reckoned with, overarching incompetence kicked it into the ground to be devoured by the ever-consuming sands of time.

 

(The Planes of the Vailorian Desert)

 

From the Deadlands of the Uzg came a new ork, a grunt by the name of Kharak. Rising the ranks, he shoved aside competition until he himself was Wargoth with now a great warband at his back. With his newfound army, he waged warfare against the High Elf colony of Fi’Ceru and gained himself a name that was respected amongst the orks. With his aptitude towards warfare, he was named Targoth under Kahn and reigned over the Krughai absolutely until the return of Ubba’Ugluk, which saw Kahn abdicate. Ubba then himself abdicated, the mantle of Rexdom passing over to Snoop’Azog with Eath’Lur as his Dominus. During Snoop’s absence, Kharak challenged Eath’Lur to a duel for his position and proved successful, ascending hence to Dominus. Here, he only took his aspiration further and challenged Snoop for the title of Rex. He bested the Azog in combat and took the throne of the Warnation. It was during this time that the Raguks were most powerful.

 

Kharak’s ambitions only drove him further and he came to learn the shrouded practice of shamanism. In time he became a great witch doctor, and employed his power to only sate his ambitiousness further: this time he wanted the world. By convening with Orgon - Spirit of Pestilence - he spawned a great plague that swept and ravaged the land, rending it useless; defunct of life and of purpose. Vailor had ended, and the descendants needed a new home. It was this great blunder that moulded the Raguk’s disdain towards the overtly shamanic.

 

(Rex Kharak’Raguk)

 

With the world in tatters, the Descendants were forced to commit a great Exodus. They trawled the seas in search of a suitable home- the world powers at least for now working in unison for the betterment of their kind -and came upon Axios a lush new land. Here began the scramble for land, but the orks did not worry, for the worst region always fell upon them - and that was how they liked it. This time they took the humid jungles of Asul and they thrived. The Raguks themselves fared well, but the iron of this land was poor in quality and heavily stunted their industry. This was until the death of their liege at the hand of a malevolent spirit.

 

Rexdom switched hands many times before falling into the hands of yet another Raguk: the unifier of Garr and Glogol himself, Malganuz’Raguk. Under Malgunuz’ reign as Rex, he ceded Wargothdom to a Raguk youngling who showed promise, Turkurz. But soon hereafter the orks saw the bloody rearing head of Oren decimate their lands and their people. Like outcasts they were thrown to each an every corner of the land until they were once more reunited in the desert of Tahn on a plot gifted to them by the Dwarven King, Torvin Grandaxe. Here a young Leydluk - then known as Kuntklobbera - challenged Turkurz in a klomp that lasted all night until he proved the victor. Kuntklobbera retained the position for a short duration before an odd infection refined him to a stooping husk and he was no longer capable of leadership. Turkurz once more attained Wargothdom.

 

The orks were to make one more migration under Drokon’Ugluk before settling in the mesa. Drokon, corrupted by the Dark Shaman Kulgarok - who in his naivety he trusted - began culling Wargoths who disagreed with him. First Turkurz was killed, then Aukha’Raguk. After a short but bloody rule - Rexdom was passed onto Orgoth’Braduk who was expected to live up to the standards of his bygone kinsman, Kahn. Unfortunately such expectations weren’t lived up to and Orgoth abdicated to Gurak’Yar.

 

Kuntklobbera soon after returned to the land of the living, bringing a new age of vitality to Raguk, reviving the Krugtel in the process. His reign was very successful and profits from the booming cartel brought him to ascension. Rex Gurak noticed Kuntklobera’s skill at money-making and promoted him to the position of Yazgurtan to ensure that Krugmar’s coffers were filled. Whilst in his position, Kuntklobbera noticed indiscrepancies within the Rexes policies, decisions and even his own personal living. Disdainful at the leaders lack of competence and honour, the Rex rallied a force of Raguk and like-minded orks and confronted the corrupted Rex at the table of his feast. A fight of course ensued. The Raguk, despite their name of the Vanguard, were cut down eventually by the greater force of outsiders who stood beside the false Rex.

 

Seeing the disdain from the orks he ruled, Gurak stepped down from the mantle of Rexdom and Kulgarok took it. His tenure was short lived, however, for through the cracks of his sugar coating it was noticed that he only wished to buckle the spirits. Eath’Lur defended the orkish tradition and dueled him to death. In victory, he took Rexdom and served shortly, before Kuntklobbera himself challenged Eath and ascended to Rexdom.

 

Whilst Rex, Leyd noticed Kuntklobbera’s advancement from afar: is rekindled clan of devout followers and their victories through dominance. In hopes of spurring more ambition from the ruler, to in turn bolster his own power in his own realm, he visits Kuntklobbera in a dream and named him his favoured son: Leydluk. After a mostly prosperous Rexdom, yet one that did not encompass his vision of conquer, he abdicated his claim and handed it to his Yazgurtan, U’la’Yar. Called to pilgrimage he leaves Krugmar and the mantle of Wargoth to Hazurk’Raguk: son of the slain Turkurz’Raguk.

 

(Rex Leydluk’Raguk)

 

After a successful stint of rule from Hazurk, which saw much in the likes of reform and development, he himself abdicated, called by pilgrimage. Ka’nur a prominent smith and tinkerer takes the reigns hence, but his rule doesn’t last long. Hazurk broke his own spiritual calling to meet with his old liege Leydluk and bring him to the new lands. Hereafter they separated, but Hazurk returned to the Uzg, once more taking Wargothdom.

 

After hearing of U’la’s death at the hands of the wood elves, Leydluk returns Krugmar to take the position of Rexdom. Hazurk steps down from Wargothdom and servers a brief tenure as Rex Leydluk’s diplomat. Leydluk assumes the title of Wargoth once more and bolsters the clan to a respectable state and a public asset, to equip the armies of Krugmar with valued Bloodsteel. Angered by the Wood Elven misdeeds, Leydluk musters his army and the armies of his allies and form a war front at Fort Stronk to wage warfare upon the wood elves, confident after extensive prior victories that ground would be gained. Alas, the Dominion proved successful in this endeavour and pushed the orks back- his right hand Hazurk dying in the process -and Leydluk once more abdicates for a fresher mind to take Rexdom: Morlak’Lak.

 

To end the conflict between elf and ork, an audience between the two nations was organized with Renatus as the mediator. Negotiations were at a stalemate and Leydluk suggested that the two leaders solve the conflict with a klomp, with repercussions not only in death. Morlak dueled the elven King in an event watched by many. . .but ultimately lost. The Capital, San’Kala, was stormed by the elven forces and the orks were once more displaced. Just as if history had repeated itself they found refuge with their dwarven allies. But the Raguks didn’t stay. By the Wargoth they were ushered away from Krugmar. Half of the clan stayed with Wargoth Nagg - an Elder of the Clan who assumed the position from Leydluk following his abdication - whilst the other half followed Leydluk to accompany him on his pilgrimage.

 

Once more Leydluk returns, this time with hopes to cement his Clan as a significant force, much like they had been years ago. . .

 

CASE STUDY NO.1 - PATIENT: MR PONDER (THE) TUMBLER

A patient was sent to us ~27th August 2018 seemingly senile and maddened by an event of great strife in his lifetime, a Mr Ponder the Tumbler. According to those who found him, he was shaking with his last hit of heroin clenched firmly in hand; reduced to a skinny husk and screaming incoherently at first. He wasn't initially violent, but was showing the behaviour of a schizophrenic: muttering over and over again the phrase "The Dominion will soon fall" among other similar phrases. What or where this Dominion is, we're not yet sure. Patient will be questioned more.

 

A picture of Mr Tumbler where he was found.

RAGUK NAMES AND NAMESAKES

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Warriors of Clan Raguk surging forth in a bloodlust fueled frenzy.

 

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“Evr’y git gotz ta’ ‘ave dere own name, ya peep? If a brudda does real good at smashin’ twiggy nogginz den he’s ta’ be called Headsmasha, lat gruk? If a bruddaz rite ‘hosh at kickin’ teef den he’s ta be called Teefkicka. Ya get da picture?” - Imp’Raguk

 

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Some names are allotted at birth, some from work or feats or because of character traits. Though amongst the most unique of Krug’s kin comes from those of Redskinned stock. They are particularly primitive in nature, simple too, yet descriptive enough and relatively utilitarian - as per the unspoken creeds of Clan Raguk.

 

 

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ORK NAMES:

• Usually takes a body part and then a violent action. Sometimes a name is earned, though more often than not its allotted at birth.

• In other instances, they are named based on a peculiar trait, feature or mannerism.

• Some Raguks do boast names that do not fit the above criteria, but this is less common. They are particularly crude in comparison to other ork names, using more K’s and less ‘soft’ vowels.

• EG:

  • Megaflat, Skullchoppa, Headsmasha, Teefkicka, Bigtuzk, Longnose, Ash-Eye, Morkar, Nagg, Zult-Arm, Gutpuncha etc.

 

 

GOBLIN NAMES:

• Goblins take on names that somehow relate to their craft, a tool directly related therein, some kind of mechanism or a work process.

• EG:

  • Spanna’Raguk, Kog’Raguk, Skrew’Raguk, Pikk’Raguk, Hamma’Raguk, Smiff’Raguk, Nut’Raguk, Bolt’Raguk, Mill’Raguk etc.

 

OLOG NAMES:

• Olog names remain relatively unchanged. Three-letter names with simple sounds or the first thing that the olog in question eats is still the norm.

• EG:

  • Pohtaytoh, Tomaytoh, Wud, Bud, Mud, Oob, B’oob, M’oob, Huk, Guhrub, Fik, Gut, Zlop etc.

 

 

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NAMESAKES:

• Namesakes are titular names granted to an uruk by the Wargoth for a great deed, feat of combat or test of mettle. They usually are written in the form of Old Blah and take a greater meaning than the regular names of Clan Raguk. It is an honour to receive a namesake, much like it is an honour to receive the title of ‘Ser’ amongst human holds.

• EG:

  • Leydluk [Leyds-Son], Turkurz [Valuable], Dhurburz [Strong] etc.

  •  

Imp II'Raguk

 

Just now, zaezae said:

You wanna go first or you wanna do it at the same time bro? 

gamer ur too funny

2 minutes ago, zaezae said:

I heard that I could get in on some free mutual stroking here?

XD

 

On 8/29/2018 at 1:58 PM, Total_Xanarchy said:

That is the most poor excuse for being toxic I have ever heard, and honestly makes orcs and bandit groups out to be more sensitive than what they like to portray elven players. If you're toxic and an a**hole over server rules then politely f*ck off and play something else.

The rules aren't difficult to follow so please honey don't act as though its the issue. I've glanced over the rules maybe two or three times for raiding, and I've never even been warned for breaking the rules. Keep in mind that I'm not a stranger to raiding.

he's right im afraid

 

i can only remember things being less toxic and more fun when the restrictions werent so damn heavy handed, @drfate786 can surely attest im sure

 

its not about the rules being hard to follow, because they're really not - but when you have 1 billion do's and don'ts you kill any prospect for meaningful and consequential rp, especially in times of conflict (a lot of these restrictions are oriented towards conflict)

Leydluk raises his mace the Deff Rok.

 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/15Ad4ZxlCVSHPasvPI2kcOaCL8yxrEN57v7ErGduv6nE/edit

 

12 hours ago, Snelfma said:

But what is raiding supposed to do?!

thats like asking "whats the meaning of life"

 

the answer is so subjective and differs from person to person, from group to group

7 hours ago, oblivionsbane said:

hi i want to play a raguk please

yes I give u invite but please be polite to imp raguk he’s self conscious about his weight 

1 hour ago, Boruto said:

Because the dominion are heretics but orcs who worship spirits aren't. This crusade is hell-bent on being against elves, backed by ooc-based hatred, because no matter the war's consequences (whether the dominioin lost or won the war), elves will always end up the ones being targeted. Even though in rp, the sensible thing to do would be crusade against the pagan orcs who're battle-fatigued and weakened after the war. But who cares? All elves are erpers.

 

And idc about the clowns, the timing in which the red cloaks emerged was concurrent to the orcs' downfall, which makes it seem like it was some sort of ooc retribution proposed by pond and his lot. That, or you were just waiting for orcs to finish their wars to get them fighting on alt-chars against the dominion.

Then again, I don't play an elf, so I cba to get on a long-winded argument here. Just voicing an opinion.

“The enemy of my enemy is my friend” - minionmanxd 

37 minutes ago, SombreroMan said:

 

Not to mention shilling about it on posts about genuine pedophelia 

FMFM 0-1

 

OPERATIONAL & ARTICLE FUNDAMENTALS

[UNRELEASED: FOR THE EYES OF BOSSES ONLY]

CLAN RAGUK

 

PCN 00000 8345 0032

 

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CHAPTER ONE: FUNDAMENTALS

 

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CONTENTS

INTRODUCTION

DEFINITIONS

OPERATIONS

 

 

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INTRODUCTION

THIS CHAPTER PROVIDES KEY DEFINITIONS AND PROCEDURES, AS PRESENTED AND ADAPTED ACCORDING TO THE LOOT LAWS AND UNSPOKEN CREEDS OF CLAN RAGUK, THAT EXPLAIN PERSONNEL CATEGORIES THAT THE BOSSES MAY BE TASKED TO HANDLE AND ACCOUNT FOR. THEY MUST ENSURE THAT EVERY OUNCE OF WEAKNESS IS BEATEN OUT OF NEW PERSONNEL AND THAT THEY DO NOT ACT LIKE A FOOL IN THE THICK OF WAAAGH! OR ANY OTHER BATTLE, WHETHER BY LAND OR SEA.

 

 

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DEFINITIONS

The following terms are defined below:

• PANICKER

• WAGHZONE

• WAAAGH!

• SNAGA

 

PANICKER

PINKIES THAT GETS IN YOUR WAY, PANICKIN’ AND SCREAMIN’. CHOP ‘EM DOWN EARLY ON SO THEY DON'T BOTHER YOU LATER.

 

WAGHZONE

EVERYWHERE WHERE THE RAGUK BOYS IS KILLIN AND LOOTIN AND BURNIN.

 

WAAAGH!

THE BESTEST THING IN THE WORLD. A TIDE OF BOYS RENDIN’ EVERYTHING TO ASH AND DUST; USUALLY HAPPENS IN A WAGHZONE.

 

SNAGA

LIVIN CARGO- PROPERTY TO WHOEVER TAKES THEM. LOOT LAWS STILL APPLY.

 

 

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OPERATIONS

The following is a list of common practiced procedures:

• SHAKE DOWN

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

• HIT AGH RUN

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

• KRIMPIN

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

• SKIRMIN

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH B

• SEARCH AGH DESTROY

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH blah

 

 

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CHAPTER TWO: ARTICLES

 

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CONTENTS

ARSENAL

• GRUNT

• SHOKKTROOPA

EQUIPMENT

• GRUNT

• SHOKKTROOPA

• DOK

• ZONGOTH

RATIONS

• STANDARD
• OFFICER
• EXTRAS
   

[RANKS]

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ARSENAL

GRUNT:

STANDARD ISSUE GRUNT BODY ARMOUR.

1. Standard Issue Orkhelm; steel pot helmet with a flaring bottom to protect against strikes directed at the neck.

2. Standard Issue Breastplate-and-Pauldrons; thick plates of Skahiron to ensure an ork klomps longer.

3. Bloodsteel Gauntlets; fashioned from Bloodsteel to ensure maximum effectiveness in hand-to-hand combat, and durability.

4. Utility Belt; for accommodating the equipment required by each and every Raguk.

5. Standard upper-thigh protection.

6. Mail Hauberk; to offer an extra layer of protection.

7. Zarwaki hide boots; durable boots designed for traversing all terrains - best of all soggy loam, deserts and the Raguk wastes - spiked and studded with Bloodsteel.

 

 

STANDARD ISSUE CHOPPA

*With backspike for piercing helmets - discardable if bent or buckled in battle.

 

 

SHOKKTROOPA:

STANDARD ISSUE SHOKKTROOPA PLATEMAIL

 

1. Bloodsteel/Enamelled Skahiron visored helm to protect against heavy blows; visor sufficient for vision.

2. Bloodsteel/Enamelled Skahiron pauldrons - lined with leather with adjustable straps.

3. Bloodsteel/Enamelled Skahiron breastplate - sufficiently thick.

4. Studded Bloodsteel gauntlets - good for punching teef in.

5. Mail Hauberk - extra layer of defence if plate has to be discarded; slash protection - Bloodsteel/Enamelled Skahiron

6. Leather-lined Bloodsteel/Enamelled Skahiron greaves.

7. Bloodsteel sabatons, Zarwaki hide and Blorgon feather lining; sealed with ash-sap to prevent water entering.

 

 

STANDARD ISSUE HEAVY CHOPPA

*Lusk-head made from Bloodsteel to ensure maximum effectiveness; bludgeon-like appendage on back for bashing skulls.

 

 

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EQUIPMENT

GRUNT:

STANDARD ISSUE ROPE

*For tying up snagas, rappelling or abseiling; or general survival; made from Myrzym hair and sealed with ash-sap.

 

STANDARD ISSUE KNIFE

*For skinning animals, eating or general survival; made from Bloodsteel to ensure the blade doesn’t rust and is durable enough to endure basic survival techniques. Stronkwood handle; sealed with ash-sap.

 

STANDARD ISSUE CANTEEN (x2)

*For carrying fluid. Made of Zarwaki hide and sealed with ash-sap. Can carry a tankard and a half.

 

STANDARD ISSUE TINDERBOX

*For starting campfires, cauterizing wounds etc. Contains only the finest Stinkrokk from the Raguk badlands.

 

SHOKKTROOPA:

Each Shokktroopa, upon long marches, is to be accompanied by a Grunt who will carry for him all of the above on behalf of them.

 

DOK:

STANDARD ISSUE BOTANICAL SHEARS

*Made from Stronkwood and Skahiron: used for collecting the necessary reagents for healing if the Standard Supply is lost, damaged or destroyed as a result of battle, or if the supply is expended.

 

KEG OF GUZZOLINE

*A large keg of Guzzoline used to get a patient drunk if they have to have a surgery performed upon them.

 

STANDARD ISSUE BONESAW

*A gnarly saw bearing a tri-cut serrated edge for chopping off limbs with easy! Made from Stronkwood and Skahiron.

 

STANDARD ISSUE BANDAGES

*Bandages made from salvaged or looted linens- cotton is hard to come by in the Raguk wastes.

 

 

 

STANDARD REAGENTS

*Standard Issue Reagents for brewing up herbal concoctions and remedies.

 

ZONGOTH:

SPANNER

*Made from tool-grade Skahiron- a surplus item for every Zongoth’s toolkit: needed for tightening up bolts, should a Wagon need some field-work, or if a siege engine fails on the job.

 

HAMMER

*Tool-grade Skahiron with a Stronkwood handle. Yet another staple item needed for quick on-the-job repairs, modifications or field-construction.

 

SAPPERS AXE

*For felling trees, splitting logs etc. for their respective purposes (building palisades, campfires, repairs etc). Tool-grade Skahiron head, Stronkwood handle.

 

NAILS

*Tough tool-grade Skahiron nails.

 

STANDARD ISSUE SPADE

*Simple entrenching tool. Made from tool-grade Skahiron and Stronkwood.

 

 

 

 

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RATIONS

STANDARD

*Standard Grunt and Shokktroopa MRE: One Canteen of Water, One Canteen of Guzzoline; Dried Meat (Whatever is available though usually Zarwaki); Buk (Maggoty Bread); Tearfruit (Onion)

 

OFFICER

*Standard Officer MRE: 1x Canteen of Water, 1x Canteen of Guzzoline; x2 Dried Meat (Whatever is available though usually Zarwaki); Buk (Maggoty Bread); Garlik; Tearfruit (Onion); x16 Sand Fleas; 1x Bottle of Halfling Tear Rotgut.

 

EXTRAS

*Cactus green for recreation.

 

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“ANG GUND GRIISH.”

get back in the sweatshop i didnt give u permision to speak

29 minutes ago, ChaseusBelli said:

But meming aside. I haven't seen our leadership get taken and executed.

objectively false

Just now, WuHanXianShi14 said:

 

We won a lot more than you (Again making statement of fact wont be bogged down arguing semantics w/ anyone) and we weren't raiding your city on a regular cycle with people who had been killed multiple times.

 

>killed rex

 

?

 

(imatyz kileld multiple times btw where pk :D)

are we forgetting the before these string of dominion wins there were a string of krugmar wins, where members of ur royal family /officials were killed multiple times. 

 

no consequences

 

wat the n?

 

drink some gamer fuel ur not urself w/o gamer fuel