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    INCIPE EXPURGATE

    in Inquisitorial Tribunal

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    "BIG MAN's creations are fresh ye, perfection ye. Even dah tick is fresh. BIG MAN made us dah way mans want ye n' to forsake dat jus' to liv for longah is bare bookey fam. Proppah wasteman to corrupt BIG MAN'S perfection to suck blood like a neek ting ye." Acolyte sev Arsen responded when he read the missive "Blud's gonna chef up any pussio dat **** wiff dis vampyre shit ye."

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    If you could have an LOTC Magic IRL, what you pick?

    in Miscellany

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    On 7/30/2023 at 7:35 AM, MeteorDragon said:

    You're given the option to have 1 Magic from LOTC IRL, which magic do you pick? You can only have 1. The power source is brought over IRL as well. Any sort of time is brought over to be scaled to a proper IRL time - a Magic that takes 4 IRL months to learn will still take 4 IRL months to learn, if you need to do something once per IRP Year, you only need to do it once per IRL year, constructs that can be made 3 times in 3 months can be done at that same rate, etc

    the magic of..... 

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    Powergaming

     

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    Bulldozing Big mans creation = bad

    in Commonwealth of the Petra

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    [!] The following missive has been pinned to every building in the County of Stassion

    Bulldozing BIG MANS creation = bad

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    Dah BIG MAN, blessad be mans name an mans will be done, created everytin around mans. Dah sky, dah grass, everytin. Everytin you see is because of dah BIG MAN. Everytin you experience is BIG MANS doin.

     

    Blud was out cruisin tis mornin ye, enjoyin dah beauty of dah BIG MANS creation. Sniffin dah air and feelin up dah grass between blud's fingahs ye. Ten blud see sum crazyyyyy shiet. A nice hill which blud chilled on now is a big burly ugly stone crib. Mans town bulldozed abunch of nature which blud chilled with. Dah cribs ain' even finished. Blud was furious w'en he saw tis so blud marched ovah to bring up dah beef wiff dah ****'ead ownah but blud only found recourses from BIG  MAN'S creation in piles, unattended ye. No muppet in sight ye. Now blud forced to leave missives on every cornah to display beef. 
     

    1. Bulldozin BIG MANS CREATION for ghost town

    Dah BIG MAN created everytin around us. To recycle BIG MANS creation and use it to build cribs is not wrong, but no' usin dah "fruits" of labour and leavin t'em in big pile to rot and lay idle is showin BIG MAN no respect. In ****'eads mind mans tinkin he chill but man is not chill ye. Mans eradicated families of trees and crushed grass to build a ghost town, each tree and grass 'oldin life of dah animal kingdom. Bugs and squirriels and dah flying chicken. Each livin being has dah BIG MANS breath of life in 'em even animals. Disrespectful.

     
    2. Looks bad

    Bluds eyes started cryin when blud saw dah hot mess that is dah cribs. Unfinished, crude and ugly. Blud out 'ere tinkin tat dah muppets are usin dark magic w'en blud saw floatin pillars above foundations. Horrid tings. 

    3. Dah Stone Crib is on a hill and tall

    Nuttin wrong wiff dis, ye? WRONG! Mans trynna build a big big towah to pierce dah sky and enter BIG MANS KINGDOM! D**KHEAD tinks mans jus gonna visit BIG MAN wit'out livin a pious life on dah ground wiff dah rest of us. Goin on vacation to meet dah BIG MAN. Very bad tings and very heretical since muppet tinks he is on same level as BIG MAN by doin tis. 

    4. Used... NOT for BIG MAN purposes.
    Wen blud saw land for first time, beffah dah shietshow, blud tinkin it could be used to feed dah 'ungry by makin farmland. If not farmland den pastures for dah animals to graze. Nah fam 'as anoddah idea. Mans gonna build shitty cribs dat wont be used and blud saw no holy buildin or altar. Clearly a ghost town lackin dah warmth and guidance of dah BIG MAN. Very pagan.

     

    Blud tinks t'at dah land 'as been ruined for nuttin and it harts bluds heart to look at the destructian ye, of BIG MANS creation. Blud would like to see a return to wat dah land was befare and dah departure of dah pagans from peaceful lands. 

     

    BIG MAN'S HUMBLE ACOLYTE,

    sev Arsen

     

     

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    Not meant to come off as toxic or anything. Just rping my character and yes he is very crude.


     

     

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    Marry Mi Tio!

    in Human Realms & Culture

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    4 hours ago, XOCO said:

    The famed Rivian Princess of Love and Beauty Bertha Potte would study the missive carefully, in addition to the letter penned to her by her Galbraith patron. Though the beau herself was older than the Vilac, she did not mind the carnal appeals of a fresher, younger man. Indeed, her last lover had already ascended to the seven skies a year ago, and so the prospect of new love was positively tantalizing. 

     

    "Let it be known! Oi, Berffa Potte answer the call o' romance from this Balianoite fellah!" She declares, clutching the missive tight against her buxom figure.

     

    "Man's go on a date wif tha lovely missus of love 'erself!" The rivian called out "Blud finna get sum to tap! Berffa gottat bomboclat nyash ye. Blud be a d***head if man says no."

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    False Sense of Honour

    in Grand Kingdom of Urguan

    Posted

    "Fooken moss-eatin, tree-fooken, grass-licken arselings t'ink thoi can gaet awae wit' such an dis'onorableh act on mae kin."  Grumwar slammed his hand into the table before turning to his brother Darrim @Zolla_ "If we ain't getten t'e Norlander's 'and t'en we go an' taeke 'is 'aed."

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    Mens mental health month

    in Miscellany

    Posted

    Mens mental health month is here lads which I find to be a very important and serious topic. (Fair warning I will be pretty graphic and vulgar) The modern day narrative and popular media has centered itself on the struggles of women, leaving men completely without a voice and in the dark. We are stripped of places where we can be ourselves and be men. When a man opens up about how they feel and their struggles they are told to "man up" and "deal with it". While there is some truth in these statements, they have become a tool and phrase which is mainly used to dismiss those that seek and need help. Billboards spreading awareness for 1/4th of all suicides being women while totally ignoring  the other 3/4ths of men that commits suicide is absolutely disgusting and shameful. 3/4th of all suicides equal a whopping 525000. Over half a million men die due to suicide every year. While yes, women are more likely to attempt suicide via pharmasutics and exsanguination, men are drasticly more likely to complete suicide through many more violent (lethal) ways such as hanging, firearms, jumping, sharp objects and much more. Suicides by men are 60-80% more severe than woman and if they survive then they need greater care in the hospital. Men are statisticly less likely to even recieve help for their mental health problems or even refuse to do so because of the stereotype and stigma of men not showing emotions and need to "man up".

     

    When men become victims of domestic abuse they are laughed at and made fun of, dismissing their literal trauma because of their gender. When a woman  is made a victim of domestic abuse they are cared for and everyone finds it horrible. There are alot more statistics to this and things that I wont bring up due to either being too graphic or other reasons but the message is pretty clear.

     

    My message is that we need to combat these numbers. To break this vicious cycle we must first break down the stigma that men cannot talk about their feelings and their struggles without being looked down upon or made fun of neither be dismissed. Normalize that men can speak about their mental health problems whether it be to a close friend, a family member or a licensed professional. Take active steps to make yourself better. Research and studies shows that being open and talking to people about it and recieving proper suppprt will aid them in becoming better and drasticly decreases suicides.

     

    In my eyes it is better to speak to someone about my problems to recieve the support and help I need and be called a ***** et cetera by the ignorant than bottle it up inside and end up hanging off my ceiling when the bottle gets full. If you do suffer from mental health issues then seek help and support. Speak to a real homie about it. Take care of your both physical and mental health.

     

    If you are not going through any mental issues yourself it is important for you to help fight against this because a man in your life might. Show some love and appreciation to the men in your lives. A simple hug or just a message about how much you appreciate them being in your life goes a long way. Let them know they can talk about anything with you.

     

    GRAPHIC WARNING

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    I want you to imagine and I reallt mean visualise your best mate, your father, your brother or your husband. The room is dark and gloomy and they have a chair infront of them as they tie a noose and put it around their neck. They have written their goodbye message and has sent it to you and all their family members. "I cant do this anymore... I am sorry... Goodbye..". You read the message and hurry over to theirs but it is too late. When you finally arrive you find them hanging off the ceiling, dead. You never knew it had gotten this bad. Why? Because you never asked or you told them to man up when they opened up about it so they never bring it up again and only let it get worse to the point where they couldnt take it anymore. All this could've been stopped if you just asked them how they were feeling or showed them an ounce of appreciation, gratitude or care. Even a simple hug is enough to display that. A simple message about how glad you are for having them in your life is enough. Let that sink in.

     

    Men should no longer suffer in silence to the point where suicide becomes the only escape. Let our voices be heard.

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