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KudosMetro

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  1.   THIS is for Irene, thee rotund, white-fleshed, putrid smelling bacon-did-feed wench, why thee TOOK mine beloved's eyes out and flayed them, beat them to nigh death whilst their back was turned, thy TRIFLING, FILTHY, LARGE, ‘oompa loompa’, corse-haired rampallian WENCH! I'm coming up thither and I shall beat the ALAS out of thee, wench, and don’t rally your darkspawn-filth comrades, I shall cometh up thither unexpected and wail on thee rampallian wench arse; I KNOW OF THE FETID CARRIAGE THOU DRIVE and thou raggedy arsed steeds and ratty cloth. Damned tattered shoes, thin-haired, stenched dog, arsed wench! I'm telling thee, WENCH, I'm coming to beat thou for thou foul-mouthed, trifling-arsed attitude. WENCH!!!

  2. I love eating rocks /*\^o w o^/*\

    1. femurlord

      femurlord

      You're not Ropceek.

  3. Easter is the perfect day to rise; TRANS PEOPLE ARE FORCED TO BE PERCEIVED AND MAKE THE PERFECT DISTRACTION—

  4. EAT MORE ROCKS

  5. el poopie uwu

  6. I like rocks mmmmmm delicious rock

  7. eat pebbles for fun please

    1. ThatFunkyBunch
    2. Turbo_Dog

      Turbo_Dog

      Barbecue bacon burger

  8. I want to eat a rock.  There's a shiny one.

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