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  1. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    Bad news: I don't have a job! Good news: At least I don't work at McDonalds.

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    2. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      Also - filipino bosses who couldn't manage their way out of a ******* box they're actual scum. - former employee :)

    3. Anderssn

      Anderssn

      It's better than no job at all.

    4. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      Bad news: I might be working at McDonalds. Good news: Atleast I don't crave attention like ToxicApple!

  2. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    So this is why Lark is the best GM https://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/129524-ban-report-on-lark/

    1. Lark

      Lark

      No im corrupt, dont spread lies or i'll ban you

  3. Eldritch Lagomoprha
    Replace the word Shady with Toxic
  4. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    Why is everybody suddenly talking about drugs, i swear most of us on this server smoke some weed occasionally.

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    2. drfate786

      drfate786

      Anyone who smokes weed will have issues later in life.

    3. Lubbie

      Lubbie

      ^

      Never smoked never will

    4. Idiot14yearoldminecraftplayer

      Idiot14yearoldminecraftplayer

      yh dumb weed smokers enjoy being a schizophrenic

  5. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    Continue the song: Desert loving in your eyes all the way If I listened to your lies would you say

    1. excited

      excited

      meme

    2. kingnothing

      kingnothing

      ^ love those

  6. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    GMs really do have a sense of humour http://i.imgur.com/tIGirYS.png

    1. Space

      Space

      Only Lark.

    2. Fimlin

      Fimlin

      maybe it is an omen of the return of the might crayfish

    3. Lark

      Lark

      whose lark. and squid are the greatest sea creature

  7. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    Why do the GMs never do their job?

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    2. Moot

      Moot

      Actually, this is one of the best GM teams we've had in awhile.

      So... Whaaa, whaaaaa! *sobs*

    3. Joe_Blackman

      Joe_Blackman

      ^ aspiring LM here guys

    4. Moot

      Moot

      (:

  8. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    Why do the GMs never do their job?

  9. Eldritch Lagomoprha
    The Nastrada clan started with Alaina Nastrada and Loki Nastrada, they gave birth to Kimarai Nastrada, Drakon Nastrada and Kaskaro Nastrada, they also adopted Mason Nastrada after finding him on the streets, from there it isn't certain if the son of Kimarai Nastrada and Titania (The Elf Princess) was ever born and what became of him.
  10. Eldritch Lagomoprha
    There appears to be a clan missing, a certain Nastrada Clan
  11. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    Where the hell did the server go, he said brb ages ago and hasn't returned, did his mother call him for dinner or something?

  12. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    My lawn needed mowing if you had seen it then you would know why, I swear a piece of grass grabbed me and tried to pull me in.

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    2. Eldritch Lagomoprha

      Eldritch Lagomoprha

      Nope didn't smoke any of the grass, you can't smoke grass anyway. I grow carnivorous plants and some of them have grown quite big, i have had to remove them from the garden or they might eat the mice.

    3. Areon

      Areon

      kek

    4. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      Lawns don't need mowing, god. I let mine go to seed.. -Wild wheat grows in it now-

  13. Eldritch Lagomoprha
    Remember that Zeller died so I now play as Vaktus Colin (Might be spelt Vactus but I am not sure, check my house for the correct spelling) and I am Marshal of the House, so I lead the armies.
  14. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    thou must continue to speaketh these words of love and kindness into my Frost Elf ears for these words are truly beautiful

  15. Eldritch Lagomoprha
    Sorry that this is taking so long, i have had to search through the Valkyrian Dictionary to find what certain words mean so i can do Ranks and stuff ((I created the Valkyrian Dictionary))
  16. Eldritch Lagomoprha
    ((Yes i made up the King Lore, that King thing and the Kingdom of Valkyru was all to do with my character's backstory when i created it so i thought why not use that as some Lore here since it makes sense))
  17. Eldritch Lagomoprha
    Lore: The Winter's Watch was created by King Winter Sezarius many centuries ago to protect his Nation of Valkyru home to the Frost Elves, they were created during a time of great war between the Frost Elves and the Dwarves as a guard force for the noble family. They managed to protect the noble family until the death of King Winter which was when a queen took his place, this queen was his daughter Vashra Sezarius and she turned the Winter's Watch into the guard force of the entire Nation to protect her people from anybody who would seek to harm them. Queen Vashra Sezarius had a natural gift at using Ice Magic and taught it to many of the soldiers in the Watch, these soldiers are known as Sakaras which is the Valkyrian word for Magic Swords. Eventually Queen Vashra met her end during a rebellion and the Frost Elves formed Tribes. The Winter's Watch followed the true heir to the throne Nyaja Sezarius and she taught them to have no fear in the face of death meaning that they were the ultimate soldiers and would fight until the day they die. Eventually Nyaja moved her Tribe to the lower regions of Anthos after the birth of her children, sadly during this migration Nyaja went missing and the heir to her Tribe was left incharge of the whole tribe at the age of 15, this was her daughter Siyyl Sezarius, she took the tribe, her brothers and the Winter's Watch into Anthos and allowed them to split apart and live away from the tribe. Now Siyyl Sezarius is the leader of the Winter's Watch and has merged them into the Princedom of Fenn where they fight under them to protect all Elves. Not Finished Yet
  18. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    Moving?

  19. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    As a Bacon Strip i believe that it is my right to get Fried in the best Sunflower Oil that can be found

  20. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    How do i make a Warclaim to take over Vaerhaven?

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    2. Eldritch Lagomoprha

      Eldritch Lagomoprha

      We will be doing Freeform but we are not going to declare anything until we have some more men.

    3. Lefty

      Lefty

      Well if you want to do freeform, you gotta message me with all your terms etc. Then you gotta post a warclaim and show us the RP etc.

    4. Eldritch Lagomoprha

      Eldritch Lagomoprha

      Well i sent you the stuff

  21. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    I seriously hope that Alras doesn't think that they can beat Newdawn

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    2. MediocreGamer

      MediocreGamer

      I'm sorry to hear that Toxic, know that you and your friends are always welcome in Alras. Let us live in harmony.

    3. Eldritch Lagomoprha

      Eldritch Lagomoprha

      Lago why is it that you never have faith in me, i know that you may have only ever seen my bad side but you haven't seen the way i am when i have responsibility, when given responsibility i actually am quite well behaved, i have worked on many servers where i have been many ranks from Builder to Admin and i have always done a good job.

    4. Floop Lightforge

      Floop Lightforge

      As the others have stated, you are always welcome within Alras, we hold no prejudice, and would love to have you, should you desire

  22. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    If i was towrite a book about Lord Of The Craft would anybody mind, i mean their characters may show up at least once in the series.

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    2. Lago

      Lago

      Actually I think Native is, as it's all in the name of the server. That being said, if you intent to sell this book, the companies that own all the stuff LotC rips off both lore and RPwise might not be particularly magnanimous.

      LotC is /not/ original.

    3. Nummy

      Nummy

      I thought about doing it as well. Just character story wise, I had created my own lore filled world, and kept the characters.

    4. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Danny made an official statement regarding such when someone suggested a possible book be made - and he appeared to be supportive of such a thing happening.

  23. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    Hi, i'm ToxicApple1, you may remember me from such shows as "Hey! look whose banned" and "Terrible Factions Of Anthos" well now you will be seeing me on a new 1 episode show called "What Is Good RP" so tune into TheCreepersAnonymous on Youtube to see that episode.

  24. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    Okay so i would like to appolgise to Cappy for what i accidentely called him on Teamspeak the other day, i was talking about him and accidently called him Crappy and for that i am sorry, please don't kill me for it

    1. Eetswa

      Eetswa

      Lol.

    2. Cappy

      Cappy

      That's Rittsy's pet name for me.

    3. Eldritch Lagomoprha

      Eldritch Lagomoprha

      Yeah well it was unintentional that i called you it yesterday.

  25. Eldritch Lagomoprha

    So we got banned again this time for stealing, why are we so good at getting ourselves banned from servers it is like a sixth sense or something.

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    2. Bael2

      Bael2

      Don't do the crime and you won't have to do the time. Similarly, don't engage in villainous RP if you suck at it.

    3. Eldritch Lagomoprha

      Eldritch Lagomoprha

      The stuff was ours to begin with anyway, they stole my engagement ring, my precious

    4. failwhale66666

      failwhale66666

      Correction, it was only you and Mason that got banned, me and Dylan are still free... for now

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