Amorphbutt

7/10 Pointing fingers are not nice.

Banned because you could kill him easily that way.

Banned for trying to take my job.

Banned for being a rebel. Die rebel, DIE!

Banned for I am above the law, for I am Fabian's trusted Ban-Ninja/Assassin. Thus you made Fabian displeased. I block the dagger with Sparkles, the Hyper-Intelligent Shade of Blue Ban Sword of Power. The dagger is now destroyed. You are banished to the corner of naughtiness. Meanwhile I will be sipping my Orphan Blood Float. Mmh so good... P.S. I hate you Monkey for stealing that ban. So I ignore you, the ban up above is towards Syth, I banish thee for stealing that ban.

Sparkle take you! *stabs Sythaerin with Sparkle, the Hyper-Intelligent Shade of Blue sword* I be the epic Ban-Ninja of Fabian the High Ban-King and High Ban-Queen Mpada. *ninjaes another ban* I banish the person who tries to banish me, for I am the ban ninja, and I cannot get banned. Beware thee Silly Geese, for I will make stew with your flesh and blood...

Banned for Geese hunting, you know that you can only kill them by stabbing them through the knee.

Banned for being a reaper that dislikes humanity and doesn't have a sarcastic voice.

*comes around the corner, Sparkle in hand* "That was my clone you fool! Now become a kitten!" *slices off Death Reaper's head and the head turns into a kitten* "Meow meow meow! You are now powerless, for this sword takes your powers and makes you mortal! Power-Gaming ho!"

I do not ban you, Ban-King, yet I ban the Death Reaper of who I do not fear for I am that Hyper-Intelligent Shade of Blue that does not fear anything at all! Reaper of Death, meet my blade Sparkle, which has slain countless billions of foes, come face me Death, for I do not fear you. *A grand battle unfolds, the army of Death vs. Le Livre an elf who wields The Hyper-Intelligent Shade of Blue Sword, Sparkle(Which is Cobalt with Parry winkle Iridescence). The battle lasts for 1,000 years, and does not end until the Reaper gets tired and goes to sleep, dreaming of killing everyone in Ban-aria. But the loss is great for like two guys died over and over again until they burned themselves alive. Reaper is now from being his true form and any form he takes except for a kitten. Yes that is good. The Empire is still in power, and rules with a Hyper-Intelligent Shade of Blue fist. Which is actually not bad, because everyone is happy.*

Banned because Reapers cannot be rebels, rebel reapers would be Death Reapers, those who reap death and give life. BOOM!

Banned because I must get 300 posts.

10/10 Ninjaed me. U sneaky monkey

6/10 I've seen you around, but not that much.

I the Book of Magic banish thee to the deepest pits of the Noob-o-sphere, for creating the most evil thing of all time which I will not mention. He created.... Albino Samurias. This crime means that you are banished from the Ban Game for 3-4 days. Go cry about this now, traitor!

Banned because I am farting rainbows. Ah.... Here comes another... *a rainbow flies out* Double rainbow?!? What does this mean...?

9/10 Awesome.

8/10 Still cool.