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Atsuko wojacked in the burned remains of Sakuragakure. . .
Though, as an old Lector character return to that retinue of Samurai with three goals instilled within her was new hope.
"It is not Jowarida."7 -
The village already has a GOAT. Nezumi flexed her arms and went back to training so she may one day defeat Kani Hanma.
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Atsuko former Valkyrie Aelia of the Seraphim branch of the Lectorate stares at the missive, blinking - she wonders where this mystery Lector's room was in Lectorgrad perhaps he was hidden in the walls. Too did she wonder how the order restarted without a single Lector being let known! Perhaps a mere misunderstanding. . .
Surely, if he was truly a Lector he could prove such by answering the Lector kids menu questionnaire found at Lecty Lectorbears Pizzeria (Funded by Gibs Co) which she promptly mailed to the writer:
(Your name here! :D) (The date here!!! :D)
1. What was Danzen's mom?
2. How many scoops of icecream is a Lector allowed to eat?
3. Fill in the blank! _ _ _ _ _ _ ' _ Rock!
4. True or False: Ahn Gulr passed his novitiate trials after 40+ years of service.5. True or False: Owyn was a farfolk!?!?
6. How many Seraphim were there?
7. Archlector Galway Blanco gained immortality from what?8. Which LECTOR was trapped in a beam by Moto Moto the interdimensional Yokai for a century in the blood rift at Tsutenkaku?
9. Circle the name of Horen's wife!!!: Julia - Juli'el
10. Name your favorite cleric and swordbearer duo below XD: _________
11. WHAT IS STATISTICALLY THE #1 CAUSE OF MOST LECTOR DEATHS?12. Please name all wowj's between wowa and wowz
13. The seven skies is ACTUALLY which restaurant?
14. Father Harold wrestles which animal on his birthday?
15. How tall was Inquisitor Dharas?
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A watering can leaking multihued light refracting ichor drop to the ground beside the dim blue flowers such was meant to feed. A cloaked ex Primarch gazed up at the comets from what remained of the ruins in wide eyed excitement bringing the comically large telescope to her eyes in that makeshift observatory as she misunderstand the situation completely.
"Wooaahh. . ." Jenny uttered happily, though "realization" soon dawned upon her as she stood within the meteor impact site. She did not have five arms! She made a few faux bicep curls of silent appraisal, then glancing back upward to the spectacle, then back to her noodle arms.
". . .Not it!" She touched her own nose, her arms weary from the last ordeal. Saying naught more before that hermetic Starchild went back to laying bricks and watering flowers.5 -
11/10 burgers were good but I got into a fight in the parking lot -Jenny
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Please send your payment to my venmo in the amount of $40.1 -
8 hours ago, Myochii said:
arghhhh fooled once more... got me..
haha I fooled you
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gj titi
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"Again?" Said Jenny
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JENNY THE ALIEN SHOWS UP AT THE DOOR WITH A COMICALLY LARGE MAGNIFYING GLASS. PRESSING IT UP TO THE MISSIVE UPON A CERTAIN WORD "ERRRMMMMM. . .THE WORD DARKSPAWN IS SO OUTDATED." SHE'D COMMENT TO HERSELF.
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Jenny could not read but she recognized her own name upon the missive and smiled. Something she had been practicing. And so the spirit of whimsy did seek to FEEL the missive. The words osmosizing into her very psyche as she peer toward it from unorthodox sideward gaze. She understood now. These trees had no mouths? Who knew! Perhaps the things she heard all the time whilst gazing into space were something else. Perhaps people. Regardless Jenny now soon came to understand that she was a sheep. This was very shocking. And so cold water was splashed upon her face, slapped, battered, AWOKEN, to the crimes of the dirt people. She thought to POOR GAR'FIALD THE FAT ORANGE VICTIM. WHO SHE HAD HELPED MANY CENTURIES AGO TO FULFILL HIS DREAM OF BECOMING A WORLD FAMOUS COMEDIAN. She thought back to his fat stupid orange monday hating cavity that was directly in his chest, never again would she hear him explain the joke right after he said it. She considered how many cats animals scratch trees in nature ARE THEY TO BE EXECUTED AS WELL???? SHALL WE TAKE TO THE FOREST AND GUT EVERY CLAWED BEAST WHO DARE SCRATCH THE VERY BARK THEY LIVE BENEATH Though the worst crime of all was the chutzpah to go so far as to arbitrarily connect her to a bandage wearing monkey boy who lives in a zoo? AN INSULT. TO THEM I REBUKE YOU! Jenny slapped the paper as if anyone could hear her think. I WILL HANG MY HAMMOCK ON THE TREE!! I WILL STAND AROUND THE TREE!!!! IT DOES NOT CARE FOR IF THEY CARED THEN THE BURNING BUSH ITSELF SHOULD HAVE WRITHED IN AGONY!
Jenny nodded. Satisfied with the new thought embossed into her brain. She rolled over and went to sleep in her tree hammock.
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"We're gonna make it out of The Sanya District with this one Oro oro!" commented Atsuko in approval!
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IS THAT Fjarriagua FROM THE ZU?
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An airhead who had not heard of the Greedhand since the Greed v. Charity egregoric war saw the missive "Oh good!" Jenny smiled "Maliks givin' away his brain stuff fer charity! Guess he's turned around!" She'd nod approvingly of the lobotomized sorcerer before folding the paper into an origami penguin.
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SpoilerA WISH GRANTED
Jenny left the arena leaving those rowdy cheers behind, and held in tight grasp a missive. The Mali’ker were searching for a new home. . .
“They’ve all left?” Queried the Meteor, Susan The Wise - as dubbed by Illthrak, Lord of Celianor.
“Yeah.” Replied the meteor’s bestie, as she tossed forth a stone from off the top of its surface, suspended precariously above Nor’Velyth. . .Something she’d grown used to each night.
“Then the wish is granted.” Replied that big dumb stupid rock - a literal weight upon her shoulders.
“Huh?” the Primarch blinked, staring toward the Meteor “But. . .But- I didn’t.”
The Wise Rock would nod if it could, alas it was simply a big dumb rock, it remained suspended twisting in silent approval. “They have a home now. That is what the last Primarch wished to be so. Everyone in this city was divided. They are more together than they ever have been, they unite in leaving - They flock toward greener pastures. You’ve successfully driven everything away.”
Jenny blinked in understanding - looking down upon that missive “I guess so!” she’d beam a smile, not regarding the insult perhaps out of her own naivety. She held onto that missive in a new light, a hope glimmering within her.
“It is not as though they were your people in the first place. . .It’s time to let go, Starchild.”
A final goodbye - Jenny would dap up Susan if she could, alas. . .That is all the big stupid rock was, just a rock.
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Jenny walked the empty streets of the city. Those ghosts that kept the plants watered, the specters that kept those ruins looking as bright and new as possible, it was her. But now it was time to let go, it was not this being’s purpose to be in this position.
Jenny ensured everyone was gone. Not a single soul left in that city of grief. A final act of charity in this arc would be toward herself and no one else.
(So no PK posts, cause you weren’t there! c:)
She recalled her first days in the city, when she first joined and those voices reverberated through her “You will destroy this place too, just like what happened to Du Loc.”
A prophecy that survived Almaris. . .But perhaps destruction wasn’t a bad thing, perhaps it was simply closing the page on this chapter and opening the door for new beginnings.
Jenny looked upon the missive once more - she had hope for those divided people. She offered them a silent blessing.
And, finally. . .
Jenny took a deep breath, before she then, let it go.
SpoilerOOC Yapping time :3
Highkey don’t even know where to start so I’ll just start typing. When I was handed irp leadership I made sure to ensure that GundamEngineer was the actual NL so I could just still be an ET and do my thing but that became harder than I would have liked. This post is going to be all over the place but hopefully the message gets across.
But there’s literally no way anyone actually reads all this past skimming, I’m also okay with that.
IRP it was the old Primarch’s wish to give the dark elves a home, and they now have three. They don’t need a fourth, especially one that carries so much baggage with it and unravels so many harsh feelings just at the mention of its name. I would have an irp interaction with someone and they’d DM me 20 screenshots of OOC drama, it didn’t feel IC anymore.
Let me also preface this with saying: this is NOT SHADE AGAINST ANYONE IN PARTICULAR. These are the circumstances of an unfortunate situation that I am sad happened, but I understand why, and that is okay. Even though the nation was handed to me in a very, VERY bad position I am not pointing blame at anyone; I am not asking anyone to be witch hunted. There’s simply no point in spreading more negativity. It just be like that sometimes, it’s not deep. It can so easily just be left in the past and I don’t feel a need to justify why the nation was on fire. I’m just going to speak about general trends I notice.
The final nail in the coffin (as much as I REALLY don’t want to throw shade or get involved in this messy shit) was the report I saw involving members who were in the community, I’m remaining vague on that. I’m not touching it. Don’t talk to me about it, it makes me uncomfortable.
When I hear currently involved/past players talking about Nor. I hear nothing but grief.
I'm just going to speak completely honestly. The dark elf community has felt divided since I first joined the server IN THE DAYS OF THE DINOSAURS. In this map the city was handed to me I assume because I was a neutral party who offered to help. I didn’t even know what was happening around me OOC. I did it because I really like helping and it made me sad to see the community sad. Even if I was never close with them.
No one has a unified vision for the community/culture and it’s tearing everything in half.
This is most prominently evidenced by literally mentioning Spirits or Ancestors in any regard to dark elves and everyone flinging their shit in discord over it as a result, there’s also just so much past baggage that I don’t know about that no matter what I decide I am going to cause at least half of the community grief and that’s not my goal!
I’ll say it again. Nor is something that needs to be left behind. No one who made it or contributed to it who still harbors love for it wants to see it as another ruin among the ENDLESS ruins and empty realms that exist across Braevos. It seems like it’s just a bad memory for 90% of you, and that’s why I don’t wanna just hand it off to someone else. To let something so many people were so passionate about zombify until this cycle repeats again seems wrong, it doesn’t seem like it’ll solve the issue. It’ll just delay the inevitable.
I know this seems repetitive but, the people who left the nation have moved onto their other projects so that’s why I’m deciding to pull the plug. I don’t want anyone else to inherit the issues I did. I wanna give it a proper funeral c:
With this place as a long gone memory, it can make room in the nation for projects that have people who are already united under a common goal. I’ve had the pleasure of working with the people in SakiGaki and I’m happy to continue working on the nation there, it’s a lot nicer to just have one structured place where I’m actually getting support, not worrying if someone actually wants to help me or if someone’s doing it because they have something to gain. Or worrying who is gonna leave me next, I don’t blame any of you for leaving at all. If you still wanna hang come hang, now that there’s nothing to gain.
To the involved communities:
The Kharajyr have awesome plans but are inhibited by their location, so are the Rah’tumans. With all of us in one place the entire nation looks like when you’re walking through IKEA and see the different themed rooms that aren’t conjoined to a theme at all. These vassals are obviously free to make any decision they like, whether that be staying under Sakigaki or finding a new home - I just want you to know that no one will be mad at you for the decisions you make in good faith.
To the dark elves who have moved on:
I GENUINELY WISH NOTHING BUT LUCK AND GOOD BLESSINGS TO U!!! :DDD
I am not plotting your downfall. I am hyped for you all to succeed, if my role in this group endeavor is to simply close this door to make way for new ambitious people to make strides then thats sick!! That’s literally rad, I don’t know why we have to compete with one another, I genuinely hope the best for you in Vortice, Ravenswood, and now the new settlement that’s coming!! I believe in y’all, if you have beef with me that's ok but I got no beef w/ u. I have no enemies.
To everyone who is mad at me for doing this, sorry. I’m just gonna take this L so no one else has to. But with this decision I’m happy! I hope you can be happy too now that you’re free to do whatever you want.
(P.S. THE EVICTION IS GOING UP TONIGHT I'LL ANNOUNCE THIS IN THE DISCORD PLEASE GET YOUR STUFF OUT OF THE CITY BEFORE THEN BECAUSE I CAN'T REIMBURSE YOU)
[!] With Susan gone and many tears wept Jenny took to the vault, taking anything of use and looking for the needy to spread these new gifts of Charity.
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Eren teach me -Keiko san
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After endless nights of wearing SAKIGAKI patented carbarum ankle weights Ugokoyama Keiko had discovered the power of unlocking the 8th gate of Chakra. A technique so powerful that one is instantly banned for powergaming. . .a permanent death in exchange for ultimate power. In preparation for such a war. . .
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"Do gooders good. Do badders bad." Jenny sagely intoned.
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