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The Kingdom of Numendil - Koyo Kuni Shugonate Campaign Contract Issued from the Flower-Capital of Sakura-Gakure Year of the Kaerumon, 200 SA (987 Kamijikan) “To struggle is righteous. A people who are without the means to live peacefully shall wage tireless war to achieve them!” - #9 of The Little Pink Book PREAMBLE The contents of this passage shall serve as the official written testament to the contractual agreement between the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate and the Kingdom of Numendil in regards to the enactment of the second optional campaign clause of The ATF, 168 SA with recompense to the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate. This is in response to the slander and attempted injury against the blessed greenhorns of Numendil, intercepted by Shugo Ojō-sama Ugokoyama Atsuko and a retinue of honorable fleeps. All during a simple visit to the Kingdom of Numendil by a Silasian Brigand. The Silasians were destroyed and their heads strung for their dishonor. All parties participating within this contract declare adherence to its terms under oath of blood, honor and soul to our ancestors. Shugo Ojō-sama Ugokoyama Atsuko shall raise a warband from the Flower Capital of Sakura-Gakure to join Numendil’s campaign against the Coastal Companions and Silasia of Eastern Braevos. The duration of the warband’s participation in the campaign shall not exceed 10 kami weeks or the conclusion of the campaign (whichever come first) with further participation requiring a new contract. The Kingdom of Numendil shall agree to cover the travel expenses of Shugo Ojō-sama Ugokoyama Atsuko’s warband.The Kingdom of Numendil shall make tax exempt the Koyo Kuni Acres barn (Levain 7) which shall also serve as the Koyo-Kuni embassy in the Kingdom of Numendil. SHUGO OJŌ-SAMA Ugokoyama Atsuko the Iron Lady, Legendary Sanbushi, Yōbushi of Machiman, Mother of the Land of the Scattered Sun and DEFENDER OF THE FARFOLK

DOCTRINE OF THE SCATTERED-SUN Issued and Confirmed 997 Kamijikan, Year of the Saruban IN PURSUANCE of national sovereignty and the well-being of the Ai-Zho and greater Farfolk, the Stratocracy has deemed it necessary to establish a foreign policy doctrine for the conflicts of today, and in anticipation for the conflicts of tomorrow. Generation upon generation have since thrived and perished, and throughout the annals of time the dignity of the Farfolk had been besmirched and trampled upon. Without fail, Hakujin of the Empire have devised new and clever ways to trick the Farfolk into subservience. Be it relegation to ghettos or containment within the uncivilized wastes, those of the Farlands have seldom been afforded the opportunity for their culture to thrive. When bound by Feudal or Protectorate contract, the Farfolk have been ensnared and forced to adhere to the norms of a greater power, often manifesting as adherence to an imposed philosophy - such as canonist doctrine or imperial exceptionalism. Yet, invariably, such soft-power bindings are preceded by the threat of the blade, rather than the fervor of the heart. When the Farfolk express their individual liberty, those in power decry even the moral as “Heathens”, “Heretics”, “Useless” and other profane slurs. In doing this, the Hakujin have only sought to tear down the spirit of our people. So it is, Koyo-Kuni shall not have its citizens fall victim to tricknology. No measure of honeyed words nor threat of death shall have our Stratocracy bow to the bidding of any but our Shugo. Those who waver are weak, and so it is that the indomitable will of our people be maintained at any cost. Death is but a facet of life, and to live as a slave is no life at all. The Stratocracy further asserts that the Viceroyalty of Hyspia is undeserving of the title “Protector of the Farfolk”, for they themselves have abandoned the struggle befitting the name. To be Farfolk is to inherit the will of your ancestors, and to have the blood of Ōensama [Owyn] coursing through your veins. In adopting the tongue of the Haenseni, the Hyspia have conformed to Highlandic ways. In expelling the Qalasheen who they swore to protect, they have abandoned their charge. Throughout history, many transgressions against the Farfolks’ dignity have been witnessed: • The degradation of Ishikawa Kais’s honor and the Yamamoto County by the Imperial State. • The historical white-washing of Ōensama [Owyn] by the Hakujin. • The historical erasure of the Caliphate’s contribution in the Ducal War. • The Yopinawa Massacre perpetrated by the Principality of Savoy in the name of Canonism. • The Crucifixion of Chen Yunya upon the Savoyard Bridge. • The eminent domain of Oyashi business by Norlandic banking ventures. • The violation of Feudal Honor and Obligations to Tetsugawa by King Charles I Alstion. • The attempted conquest of Mulnaar by the Viceroyalty of Hyspia. • The expulsion of the Qalasheen during their cultural holiday by the Viceroyalty of Hyspia. • The continued fetishization of our Women by Gaijin. With nationalism coursing as a divine wind, the Koyo-Kuni assert to the world that the Land of the Scattered Sun shall defend the liberty and spirit of all moral Farlanders who would call us Nakama. The Land of the Scattered Sun pledges to pursue reparations for all such peoples, and to invigorate the spirit of the downtrodden. It is the Third Age - we deserve our reparations and the right to pursue our own destiny! IN ADHERENCE to the Way of Heaven, The Koyo-Kuni Shugonate shall thus ascend as the divinely mandated DEFENDER OF THE FARFOLK. ASSUMING THIS MANDATE, The Land of the Scattered Sun shall thus only engage in Warfare which respect the tenets of BUDO and the WAY OF HEAVEN. Pursuant to these ideals, the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate shall react aggressively upon those who have levied harm unto our territory and citizenry, or who have transgressed upon the wayward Farlander. Further, the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate shall adhere to “Treaties of Spirit” whereby the Stratocracy shall always retain a defensive-pact posture towards friends, regardless of formal treaty expiration. The Koyo-Kuni Shugonate reserves the right to not defend those who have lapsed in moral adherence or who have been retaliated upon for martial transgression. In the event any would request of the Koyo-Kuni the aid of our military for the purposes of offensive campaign, it is the posture of the Stratocracy that the Shugonate be compensated via mutually affirmed contract, and which stands only for the duration agreed upon. Through contract, the Koyo-Kuni shall raise and lend a mercenary warband to aid in the relevant campaign. The Koyo-Kuni Shugonate reserves the right to deny contracts which would infringe upon other friends, or which do not align with state interests. It is time the Farlanders get PAID. Honeyed words and holy scrolls aren’t going to pay our bills - we’re about BUSINESS. No check? No fight. Overtime isn’t free. With a 9-5 War Posture, don’t bother us on our breaks. Koyo-Kuni shall stand on business. Ten toes on the GROUND type standing. SHUGO OJŌ-SAMA Ugokoyama Atsuko the Iron Lady, Legendary Sanbushi, Yōbushi of Machiman, Mother of the Land of the Scattered Sun and DEFENDER OF THE FARFOLK.

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[!] “Shugo Atsuko is dying. . .” “. . .From all these great deals!” “Wow, Grub Bucket Zlurpee’s take my breath away! The Oni have done it again!” Hi I’m President Atsuko. The rebels of the mainland Oyashima may stand against authority. But who can argue with these stock prices?!? The Country of Koyo Kuni wants to establish that all stockholders of Grub Bucket tm may use the Gaijin word on other Gaijin (lesser). [!] Wari wari at Koyo Kuni love you :3!! Depicted: The Iron Lady and Mother of Sakuragakure Shugo Ugokoyama Atsuko having her favorite meal of 7 cans of Yubisu and an Ugport cigarette. [!] Takemura cures Shugo Atsuko Ojou Sama of the Touch of Jophiael "You're not you when you're hungry." -Chef Takemura

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"This western music is so catchy!" spoke Lady Atsuko like a disconnected mother, snapping her fingers off beat "Turn it up Takemura." she said as she listen with robotically enhanced ears.

"Hey man. Leave Frieren out of this." said Jenny

[!] And as that body lay in those now Blessed halls an oddity occurred. Preserved were it naught for days nor weeks but years. No worms did fester nor did filth lather the inside. Upon investigation, the corpse were filled with a gilded ichor as if cleansed on its own of muck and preserved against the call of time.

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THE KOYO-KUNI SEA-MONKEY ADOPTION DRIVE Issued and Confirmed as of 1017 Kamijikan, Year of the Butajin PER A RECENT INCIDENTS, The Land of the Scattered Sun remains over-inundated with excess sea-monkeys wrought by the Grub-Club’s ruptured water main. There are BILLIONS of sea-monkeys currently kept sustained by government provisions, and the food supply of Saki-Gaki is rapidly dwindling. This great economic burden leaves the government with two options: Obliteration or Relocation. Given that OBLITERATION would foster only Dark Kani, it has been judged that RELOCATION would maintain the Way of Heaven. However, with great consideration, the Shugonate shall NOT carelessly displace the Sea-Monkeys into the neighboring waterfronts, lest they levy great damage as an invasive species. It is thus that the Shugo announces the Koyo-Kuni Sea-Monkey Adoption Drive, whereby Gaijin and fellow Shimin may adopt one of these many forlorn creatures for a modest sum of 50 MON. If one would hesitate at the price, one need only consider that the Sky-Temple Monks charge 200 MON for a single egg! Further, with great benevolence, the Shugo Ojou-Sama offers a BUY TWO - GET ONE FREE policy. All sea-monkeys must go! To adopt one of these creatures, please visit the Flower-Capital of Sakuragakure and confer with the Miko Manami-Shibuya, Yasu-Tori Danzen or Shugo Atsuko. In the event Sea-Monkeys are not adopted in a timely fashion, it has been agreed upon that they would offer their lives in the service of Koyo-Kuni as the next Grub-Club promotional meal. Further, none may make a complaint for the color of the Sea-Monkey, for they come in but a single color - Sakura - which reflects the spirit of the nation. No refunds.

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There once was an ambitious Captain who worked for an evil Lich . . . After his master fell his minions clamored for his lost treasure. . . Though he only found a red skeletal hand, which whispered secrets unknown toward he. When he finally found it, he didn’t take it. His crew disbanded and he sealed himself away. Only to finally be found. His test passed. And so his message was passed onto every corner of the world. Seeking ambitious adventurer's and pirates alike. I WENT TO THAT PLACE. WHERE HIS PATRON WATCHED. I STARTED MY JOURNEY WITH A LITTLE THOUGHT. I HEEDED HIS WORDS. I FOUND THE PRIZE. I FOUND THE PLACE WHERE I WERE TO ARRIVE. THERE I FOUND THE SABOTEUR HERSELF. THOUGH MY CREW CHOSE TO ASK HER FOR HELP. I GRIT MY TEETH. THE SUN BEAMS. I TOOK TO THE SEA. WE SAILED MERRY! A TRIAL OF MIGHT. NOT ALL OF US GLEAM. A LARGE TENDRIL RIPPED THROUGH OUR SHANTIES. WITH ME BOOTS WET AND ME HONOR HIGH. I FOUND A HOT PLACE WHERE I COULD DRY. THAT IS WHERE THE NEXT PARCHMENT LIE. . . FROM BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE I RETURN ONCE MORE. THOUGH I HAVE MY SEA LEGS. I WENT SOMEWHERE ABHORRED. AND IN THE END I FOUND MY PRIZE. THE COST OF IT TOO MUCH TO SURMISE. I LOST ME CREW. I LOST ME BOOT. BUT WHO CARES WHEN I’M COVERED IN LOOT! IF YOU WANT HIS TREASURE. EARN IT. An event line has now been triggered. ((If you want an invite to the discord you’ll need to find the Eventline hook irp it has a FunTzu interaction sign on it. Good luck! If you message me with questions on discord that pertain to metaplay I will reply with mango smoothies.))

By the ORDER OF THE SAMURAI. In the land of the Scattered Sun, a great disturbance is forewarned. The Stratocracy of Koyo Kuni is called to action in accordance with the GREAT HERO PACT. For it was deemed that actions taken against PONTIFF CALLAHAN, a DEAR FRIEND of the Shugo and her people, were deemed dishonorable and unheroic. Upon hearing the words of a masked councilman the Iron Lady Ugokoyama Atsuko was moved to action. Those who break the rules are scum . . . but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum. The Samurai give their lives to the defense of Pontiff Callahan and the many heroes of the Great Pact! Iron Lady of Sakuragakure and Mother of Koyo Kuni

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THE TREATY OF THE BLOOD-LOTUS Issued and Confirmed as of 193 SA, Year of the Tanuki [1040 Kamijikan] PREAMBLE The contents of this treaty shall serve as the Peace and Non-Aggression Agreement between the Rex’Khanate of Lurak and the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate. In the pursuit of harmony between our respective cultures, and the shared views of Honor and Glory, we thus reaffirm our relations. Both parties declare adherence to its terms under blood oath, and with reverence to the honor and souls of our Ancestors. 1. The Rex’Khanate of Lurak and the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate agree to uphold the peace between either realm and their respective vassals, and to resolve disputes between their lands amicably and with honor. Both states agree to not spur, nor to aid and embed, campaigns threatening a signatory’s sovereignty. 1.1. Fulfillment of priorly established Defensive Agreements shall NOT be considered a violation of this treaty. 2. The Rex’Khanate of Lurak and the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate agree to respect each other's territorial claims and property rights, including economic holdings in foreign territories. 3. The Rex’Khanate of Lurak and the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate shall prevent the use of their land for warpaths intending to aggress upon the either signatory. 4. The Rex’Khanate of Lurak and the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate agree to the free exchange of wares between their respective realms, constituting as: 4.1. A singular Tax-Free Stall in the Capitals of Sakura-Gakure and Lurakhan. 4.2. The shared access between Lurak’Khanate Netherite and Emerald Mines, and Koyo-Kuni Copper and Gold Mines. 4.3. The establishment of a regional Grub Bucket within the Capital of Lurakhan. 4.4. The provision of a Barn within the Rex’Khanate of Lurak to the Koyo-Kuni, at an upkeep cost of 10 Mina annually, or 40 Mina every four years. 5. The Koyo-Kuni Shugonate agrees to make no claim with regards to dominion over the art of “Shamanism”, and further agrees to ensure the moral preservation of the practice and the eradication of Dark Cultivators. 6. The Koyo-Kuni Shugonate agrees to prohibit the Sand-Elves of Rahthuma from trespassing into the Desert, and to refrain from constructing shrines in Rex’Khanate territory. 7. The Rex’Khanate of Lurak and the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate agree to hold a grand tournament to be held every four years, or when most convenient for either state, to test the honor, mettle and strength between either peoples. By the judgement of our ancestors, this document is adhered by and those after them under oath of blood, honor and spirit.

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"One day I will join you my brothers." she'd stare at the missive sadly, the elf outliving yet another of her brothers "Lector Silliness takes another." she'd state sadly before tossing a stick into the burning flame.

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Jenny sat inside her stupid lamp vase house with a big tub of icecream (like a space themed flavor like milky way or smth) as she ugly cried and ate with a comically large olog sized spoon "AGONYYYY RAUUUGGGGG..." She'd sob, though her nonsense was only drowned out by very loud cathartic music befitting a mourning period. 😔