milksoda

updates for this war are in the Koyo Kuni discord they weren't in the Norasath one dm me on disc for invite

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haha I fooled you

gj titi

"Again?" Said Jenny

JENNY THE ALIEN SHOWS UP AT THE DOOR WITH A COMICALLY LARGE MAGNIFYING GLASS. PRESSING IT UP TO THE MISSIVE UPON A CERTAIN WORD "ERRRMMMMM. . .THE WORD DARKSPAWN IS SO OUTDATED." SHE'D COMMENT TO HERSELF.

Jenny could not read but she recognized her own name upon the missive and smiled. Something she had been practicing. And so the spirit of whimsy did seek to FEEL the missive. The words osmosizing into her very psyche as she peer toward it from unorthodox sideward gaze. She understood now. These trees had no mouths? Who knew! Perhaps the things she heard all the time whilst gazing into space were something else. Perhaps people. Regardless Jenny now soon came to understand that she was a sheep. This was very shocking. And so cold water was splashed upon her face, slapped, battered, AWOKEN, to the crimes of the dirt people. She thought to POOR GAR'FIALD THE FAT ORANGE VICTIM. WHO SHE HAD HELPED MANY CENTURIES AGO TO FULFILL HIS DREAM OF BECOMING A WORLD FAMOUS COMEDIAN. She thought back to his fat stupid orange monday hating cavity that was directly in his chest, never again would she hear him explain the joke right after he said it. She considered how many cats animals scratch trees in nature ARE THEY TO BE EXECUTED AS WELL???? SHALL WE TAKE TO THE FOREST AND GUT EVERY CLAWED BEAST WHO DARE SCRATCH THE VERY BARK THEY LIVE BENEATH Though the worst crime of all was the chutzpah to go so far as to arbitrarily connect her to a bandage wearing monkey boy who lives in a zoo? AN INSULT. TO THEM I REBUKE YOU! Jenny slapped the paper as if anyone could hear her think. I WILL HANG MY HAMMOCK ON THE TREE!! I WILL STAND AROUND THE TREE!!!! IT DOES NOT CARE FOR IF THEY CARED THEN THE BURNING BUSH ITSELF SHOULD HAVE WRITHED IN AGONY! Jenny nodded. Satisfied with the new thought embossed into her brain. She rolled over and went to sleep in her tree hammock.

legotr

"We're gonna make it out of The Sanya District with this one Oro oro!" commented Atsuko in approval!

IS THAT Fjarriagua FROM THE ZU?

An airhead who had not heard of the Greedhand since the Greed v. Charity egregoric war saw the missive "Oh good!" Jenny smiled "Maliks givin' away his brain stuff fer charity! Guess he's turned around!" She'd nod approvingly of the lobotomized sorcerer before folding the paper into an origami penguin.

After endless nights of wearing SAKIGAKI patented carbarum ankle weights Ugokoyama Keiko had discovered the power of unlocking the 8th gate of Chakra. A technique so powerful that one is instantly banned for powergaming. . .a permanent death in exchange for ultimate power. In preparation for such a war. . .