SodaiKamikaze

berserk rip off

(Placeholder) signs.

Oh **** i'm gonna get shat on by him. How the tables have turned.

((SOGGY!

"What is it to be a Space Marine?
-It is to be death!
What is it to be death?
-It is to be the destroyer, the end of all things.
What is it to end life?
-It is an honour, to be the executioners of the Emperor.
Why do we fight?
-To protect the Imperium and deliver mankind from the evil of the xenos, the mutant and the heretic!
What is the xenos?
-A blight to be purged!
What is the mutant?
-A cancer to be excised!
What is the heretic?
-A shame to be expunged!
What is the bolter, the flamer, the missile?
-The incarnation of destruction, by which we bring about the death of the Emperor's foes!
What is the armour, the helm and the shield?
-The embodiment of our faith, our determination given form.
Who is the primarch?
-Our father, our guide, our king!
Who is the Chapter Master?
-The primarch's regent, to whom we swore oaths, the voice of the Emperor in the mortal world.
What are our oaths?
-The steel that binds our lives to the Emperor.
What did we swear?
-Our lives are as nought in the vision of the Emperor, save that by them we shall destroy all foes.
What is the fate of all foes?
-To perish in the fire of battle and be cleansed from the galaxy.
Who will prevail against the darkness?
-The Ultramarines!
Who are the swords of the Emperor?
-The Ultramarines!
Who are the sons of Magragge?
-The Ultramarines!
For the Emperor and the primarch! Death! Bring death to our foes!
-The Macragge Catechism of Hate"

Says Robrecht " Umbridge " Crast

hahahah he looks like a window +1

Deny this fucker.

Why tho

mark me down plx

Just now, Fordo said:

are your legs as high test ???

 

Boi if you don't get some lotion for those dry ass knees......

:D

"Mercy? Forgiveness? Love? Purity is not something derived from ideas as soft as that. Purity is akin to transforming one's inner self into a steadfast gemstone, hardened and free of any tainting found in the world around it. Purity is, and should remain unaffected by outwardly influences. Can Pure Silver be called such with iron or copper sprinkled into the mix?" Brelynnis scoffs quietly.

"Nonetheless, a well-written piece. Though horribly misguided."

Too much free time.

Just now, Pureimp10 said:

You could just play on an alt account and cure him of this illness.

I died a bit inside

I will use voodoo to try and correct his illness, as my ancestors have done in the Unga bunga lands.

i cannot openly support a man who is so brazenly crass as to use comic sans as their application font

please do not allow this man to become a gm +1

Just now, Shalashask said:

There's a decent pool of GM candidates at the moment. Don't see why you'd chose someone who has proven to be corrupt over them. -1

I don't understand why I've been labeled as corrupt, seeing as I've done nothing wrong.. My record is essentially spotless!

Trial Application

Minecraft name/s: Voriik

Age:17

Time zone and availability:CST

Skype:naltac.aicneta

What is something you have always wanted to change on the server?:
I'd now want to change the way players view the members of the staff team. Having been previously accepted as a GM, I got to taste a sample of the crap they've gone through, and I feel that if players could adequately reach out and communicate with members of most teams, the amount of **** they get would drop considerably.
 
What is something you would like to change on the game moderator team?: I'd like to be able to change the seemingly disconnectedness that all the GMs seem to have. Rather than being as one unit or collective team, it's more of just a series of divided factions each pushing or pulling for certain policies and actions to be enacted without any regard for the thoughts or opinions of other staff members who are against it. 

What are your finest qualities?:
 My finest qualities are my

• Extreme Optimism
• Approachability
•  Patient Attitude
• Outside-of-the-box thinking
• Reliability to get things done

What are your worst qualities, and how could you improve these aspects?:

My worst qualities are my

• Inability to explain thoughts in text form
• Dispassionate attitude towards tasks I feel are beneath me
• Irritability when having to continuously deal with a problem

But, I've been working to change these problems by growing a pair and powering through it. I'd like to think that during my time as GM I had improved significantly on these points, or atleast found methods of working around them. 

What members of the current staff could you look to for guidance?:
All GMs/ET.
 
Who do you not get along with on the current team?: I get along with everyone!

How much free time do you have? Will this change in the foreseeable future?: Alot. Like, alot.

Just now, HB_ said:

i too enjoy abusing my girlfriend

 

Fair point - however, in what way could that RP be more enjoyable in itself? If the Undead were actually different in personality to "MORTAL GRR DIE XD" and had some ulterior motive? Perhaps they didn't actually enjoy killing, and it showed throughout any fight that they might have?

The fact that their entire survival revolves around killing things to gain life-force makes it bland. If being undead was simply that, being a creature cursed with having their soul bound to a corpse/bones without needing to feast on others, there'd be more roleplay able to be generated.

Orenian court roleplay as a courtier. Being a noble in Orenian court is only fun when you're slapping people with your e-cock.

A Super duper quickie freezie ice sword that absorbs head without being thanhic in origins should should require an application. 

MC Name of person currently in possession of Artefact: Voriik
 
RP Name of person currently in possession of Artefact: Brelynnis Solia
MC Name of creator of Artefact (N/A if not applicable): N/A
 
RP Name of creator of Artefact (N/A if not applicable): N/A
 
Effects of Artefact:

 
Red Lines of the Artefact:
The coldness affects the wielder as well. 

 
Do you agree to keep the MT updated on the whereabouts and ownership of the Artefact using the Magic List Errors topic?: Yes.
 
Have you applied for this Artefact before, and had it denied? If so, link the app: No.

Out-Of-Character Information
 
What’s the name of the Minecraft account you're applying for?: HermeticVexation
What's your MAIN Minecraft Account name?: Voriik
 
Do you agree to follow the rules on your new account?: Of course.
Do you understand you cannot be on both of these accounts at once? This will result in a ban if you are caught!: Yes.
Do you understand that if one account is banned, so will be the other(s)?: Indeed.
How long have you been on LotC?: Since Anthos
How many accounts do you currently have whitelisted (including main)?: Two

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