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Wot Toodles its your bd also?

4 minutes ago, MajesticOwyn said:

"Another irrelevant Lord who pledges his allegiance to the Orenian Crown. You join the ranks of a stuttering child and treasonous skaiikjan, while we control the nation, the capital. You are nothing." comments Morvan.

"Tut tut. you lost your land once already you ignorant ape haired barbarian, The way I see it my left toe nail has more honor and claim to Lordly-ness then your entire person, go back to thumping rocks together you daft infantile baboon. Ave Orenia." Comments Kallor

I Kallor Wick, heir and inheritor of the title Lord, and all the holdings of the Wick Family within Vandoria , hereby refute your claims, and will actively work against you, pretender  to a land you do not own Kaneen.

Won't being getting  that FT soon, at least, not today, Jerry.

"Wot." Says a Wick

Disgusting

A fat greasy human mutters. " They got a nice selection on magic."

A Battle.

Kallor stands alone panting and blood stained in a field littered with dead, as he looks around, he sighs in relief.

Having taken on the entire rebel army alone, he had pulled off the impossible.

His blade had sung that day, singing a sweet song of slaughter.

Cleaving into countless thousands, ending the life of every fighting rebel.

As he faced the various leaders of the rebellion, he knew fear, for these were supposed to be brave god like men, yet they cowered before his might

crying out for mercy, but there was none in his heart for rebels.

In the year of 1564, Kallor won the war.

Just now, NotTodayJerry said:

(( wow surprised you're smart enough to even know who that is :o and my character's name is a Joke not a ****.. don't take it so hard

((I feel that salt, ya shivering yet knowing papa oren is coming to bend you over kiddo?))

((you are not elon musk))

Kallor yells out. "When do we get to raid the traitors island and his big entirely empty building?"

Coltaine sits at camp , remembering another  rebellion, the one Rat Tom Rurik lost. He would then feel assured that this one will end much the same.

Remembers fondly the far vaster amount of victories Oren has had, smirks

As stated above, he leaked information OOcly he shouldnt have, and Rply wouldnt even have knowledge of -1 from me.

Riots 

Coltaine sends a large cask of ale for the brave and loyal men or Nordwen along side a note. "Hark! You do well to stand by your country in defending the Empire, unlike the faithless child Aleks The Hamster Staunton, should you ever need it feel free to call upon me for aid." - Lord Magister Coltaine Wick

18th Of Amber Cold 1563

A poster can be seen in various populated places of Vandoria.

Loyalty

"Such is a foreign concept to this newest group of upstarts.

Rebels wanting to murder and pillage just so they can say they own a bit of dirt and claim its all for honor and freedom.

I, am a very old man as humans go and I have seen much.

When I was a young man I served my King of Carrion and Oren loyally for years before he fell, I never demanded anything from him,

like these petty children do these days, looking for handouts and seeking to stroke their egos.

I come to you, citizens of Vandoria, with an ultimatum, and to chose wrongly risks 

losing everything, even your own lives.

We stand on the precipice of war, against fair Orenia, the nation that has

let us live our lives peacefully and free, practicing whichever faith you like yet you would seek to stab her in the back,

sweet Orenia that has been so fair to you.

I , Lord Magister Coltaine Wick. ask all Vandorians with a single shred of 

loyalty and honor left, abandon your rebellious ways, join me and other loyal Orenians in beating these rebels into the dirt.

In recent light of this Kaneen seeking to claim the Throne Of Vandoria, I will myself

lay claim to it, in opposition to this rebel and usurper, as such, plans will be

made to lead lightning raids and bleed this pretender dry in the very sands he calls home.

Upon victory over these scoundrels, I will relinquish any and all hold over the lands to His

Majesty The Emperor to use as he sees fit. 

It may also be noted the brave and stout men of the Gold Corp

lead by honorable Barbanovs, are recruiting any and all willing to fight for Oren and keep her safe."

Ave Horen

Ave Orenia

From the desk of

His Majesty

Lord Magister

Coltaine Wick

Wick would laugh "The Horen doesnt rule Vandoria anymore, ignorant sand eater."

Kallor is confused, for no such thing as hell exists in there realm. Then runs off to find some clerics and tell them of the Stauntons strange cult activities. 

Kallor sits within his room at the Gryphons Roost reading a thick tome on the North's history, noting every single rebellion before Aleks' The Hamster' Staunton , has failed terribly , crushed into the dust. Kallor would then laugh, knowing this will also fail.

"I to have slept with my cousin, does that make me a Staunton Duke?" Remarks Kallor derisively "I wonder how long it will take for little Aleks to disappear again."

aye the dreadland side put up a good fight, had that nice cowerland meat shield 

Haraguan

Like the monks said, they will be maintaining their neutrality and allow spooks to wander cloud temple, but odds are you will see a drop in the amount of spooks that gather at the docks. Cloud still has the auctions , market, and and carts we are allowed to use like everyone else.

Really neat, this is great.