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About HurferDurfer1

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    A lame place.

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    Coltaine Wick of House Wick

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  1. The Rykov Act, 1670

    Cooltaine says he is homosexual so he can dodge the draft.
  2. The Carolus Brigade

    "You spelled ***** Brigade wrong, *****." says mighty king of the far lands and nearlands, emperor of this and that and also one of those, Coltaine Wick
  3. Prestor ****, the most faithful men ever of the church, agrees with the writer.
  4. "I, dont agree." states the mighty highlord of the snowy plains and the lands of pretty large cliffs, grand master of the donkey knights and candle stick makers, lord reknown of fridge air and other discomforts, king of a peak, emperor of the wood, tyrant of the several seas, Coltaine Wick
  5. Coltaine remembers vividly how the strong Reivers had shown up to save the halflings, driving the Renatian murderers out of Dunshire , butchering them all the way to Cloud Temple.
  6. glad they fixed the warserver great and smooth action man

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. JuliusAakerlund


      @Pond lucky bastard, I got two up and two down it was a literal stalemate for me the sad reality of my current existance out here in the middle of nowhere.

    3. Pond
    4. HurferDurfer1


      didnt realize there was a part 2

  7. A Major Issue

    if u say minae yo **** is upside down
  8. If ur an aether and U don't use a chicken as ur mypet, u played urself

    1. Archangelic


      Tyrone is the best.

    2. Dreek


      Baby chicken*

  9. Magicks Regulator

    Coltaine uses magic without a license,
  10. A thorn in our sides.

    Coltaine does a spit take "Holy Smokes."
  11. It's A Secular Matter

    "I know she he them, is." Coltaine says frowning as he rubs at his sore behind.
  12. "doesnt matter secular affair right" says petor vaner
  13. On Renatian Aggressions

    "its a secular affair guys" says Rotund Fivechins, the guard
  14. its a secular affair

    1. Zhulik


      Just like the one I had with ur mom lol

    2. HurferDurfer1


      wtf bbq boy dont come after me

    3. GloriaPreussens
  15. Earth Evo[ST]

    Yes ill help my manz