Coonie

Time will flow but people will always keep talking about that plebeian scum ryanheff. I guess I am not so old a King

Peasant scum, do you think there is a need to spray liquid upon yourself in order to protect yourself from the horde? Save yourself the effort, I find you repulsive even without the repellant

We welcome all to the horde. In time, you will be higher than all of the kings in the world given that you follow and worship me.

There comes a time when all men and women burn in hell. Unfortunately for you, that time is now. Should I be your savior or your ultimate demise- that is up to you.

Plebeians such as you lot will die soon.

Silence, peasant. Did I say you could speak of me that way?

I see quite a few lurking my territory- this post. I will come for you in your sleep and kill you.

You can ask me any question, given that it's not one about my secret to supremacy. Be grateful, the great Coonie is allowing you to ask questions.

Welcome to the ranks. You are now a fellow coon.

It is time. Embrace the horde with open arms, for you are the chosen ones- the ones chosen to help revive the fallen coon race. Kill all who oppose, and only pay tribute to the one True King, Coonie. ALL HAIL THE COONS. LET THE FEAST BEGIN.

It's been very long. I'm back.