Hearth

Let them come. We'll be ready. Halfling ire knows no bounds!

Enjoy your rest king.

[!] A missive would be tied round a stake in the ground in the ruins(?) of the unbuilt, unoccupied Khalidonian wastelands.

"Oopsie doopsie, the Princedom of Khalidonia has been annexed by the Númendilians after a series of bath-taking and tax-evasion related crimes were commited. I leave Bedwyr of Númenost in charge of these lands until further notice. Khalid is hereby stripped of all titles and lands for his crimes. -Hugs and Kisses, King King Cyris Collingwood the 1st, the 2nd."

The Treaty of Khalidonia

Article I - Vassalisation

The peoples of the Princedom of Khalidonia, led by Prince Khalid Mogg, shall become Vassals of The Shiredom of Dúnfarthing

Article II - Titles

1. The Shiredom of Dúnfarthing recognizes Khalid Mogg and all his future Heirs as the Prince of Khalidonia, as a vassal of Dúnfarthing. 

2. Furthermore, the title “Lord of the Moggers” is recognized as being bound to the Prince of Khalidonia.

3. The position “Grandmaster of the Canons Regular” is to be recognized as the Head of the Khalidonian Guard. 

4. The Land of Khalidonia shall pass to whomever the Prince deems as his successor

Article III - Land, and rights.

The House of Mogg shall be granted lands at twenty three by eighteen metres and maintains the right to build whatever they want on the land, so long as the access to the main road is not cut. 

Article IV - Taxation

The House of Mogg shall pay 100 Mina to the Shiredom per year.

 And the Axe Cowbiliterator shall be returned to King Cyris after it was rudely stolen

Article V - The Laws of the Shire

1. Citizens and leadership of the Princedom are to abide by the laws and customs of the Shire.

2. The House of Mogg holds the right to practise their own religion unless it’s Arugulean, then they will be bollocked by Dúnfarthing, and Crucified by Khalidonia.

3. The House of Mogg and all citizens of Khalidonia holds the right to trial if accused of a crime committed within Khalidonia 

4. If the crime happens outside of Khalidonia, but within the Shiredom, the perpetrator shall be fed to the maw if found guilty in a fair trial as according to Dúnfarthing law, with the right to a Khalidonian lawyer, who has the right to a really cool suit and tie paid for by the government of Dúnfarthing.

5. If the accused is a member of House Mogg, he or she shall be punished by the Prince of Khalidonia as he sees fit, with the exceptions of Treason, Theft and Murder.

6. The Princedom of Khalidonia has the right to use mina outside of the Shire.

7. Every time the Prince of Khalidonia is addressed in an official capacity, it must be by ALL titles listed in the signature at the bottom of this contract, which are to be deemed as titles held by the Prince of Khalidonia.

8. Failure to comply with section V, condition 7 is to be considered grave disrespect and will have the perpetrator put in the stocks and have rotten fruit thrown at them, and to be laughed at, for no less than ten saint’s minutes.

9. If found guilty in a Khalidonian trial, the right to execution by Crucifiction is maintained, so long as the corpse is removed within 2-3 working days as to prevent foul smells.

10. A working day is defined as any day the Prince of Khalidonia can be bothered to give an order.

11. The Shiredom permits the unrestricted, unregulated and unhindered operations of the Canons Regular within Khalidonia, as long as they commit no crimes or disturbances within the rest of Dúnfarthing or other surrounding territories.

12. Surrounding is defined as directly bordering realms, IE: Lurin, Aaun and Vortice

13. Khalidonia withholds the right to pick out any Voidal Mage they see in Khalidonia, verbally berate them, and smack the shit out of them. And whatever comes from that. Including sharp, pointy things entering them.

14. The same right applies to elves; They will however not permanently harm, maim or scar them, and must promise not to use weapons. Unless they are voidal mages.

15. The peoples of Khalidona may not convert any residents of  the Shiredom, unless they come seeking conversion. Any attempts to threaten, pressure or force citizens of the Shire to convert shall be seen as Treason, and ontop of any Shiredom punishment; the perpetrators shall be smacked very hard across the face by the Prince of Khalidonia.

Article VI - Title Revocation Clause

This contract is legally binding, the lands of Khalidonia are hereby the birthright of the Head of the Mogg family (Through the line of Khalid Mogg) unless the following conditions are met: 

1. If the terms of the contract are violated, the Prince of Khalidonia is taken to trial.

2. If found guilty, the land may be revoked or handed off to a suitable ruler.

3. These violations must be considered ‘Major’ (I.E: Forceful conversion, failure to pay taxes)

4. If the King of the Shire is considered to be “Taking the Piss” by the Prince with his accusations, then the Prince of Khalidonia has the right to challenge him to a one on one chess match to settle the charges, which must be conducted in public, pre-scheduled, with both parties “Absolutely shitfaced” which must be invoked by saying “Are you taking the piss?”

5. Should the Prince of Khalidonia succeed in this match, all accusations shall be withdrawn- however further failure to prove his innocence shall result in Khalidonia as a civilization being erased from all records and the land being renovated into a waterpark. 

6. Upon the instance of the Land Revocation being invoked, House Mogg withholds the right to maintain their non-princedom related titles. This includes “Lord of the Moggers”

7. In the case a common law is broken, the lands and titles are revoked from the current holder and handed off to the chosen successor.

8. In the case of a political law (I.E: Rebellion, Treason) being violated, the lands shall be revoked entirely

Article VII - Self-Governance

1. House Mogg holds the right to govern and tax their lands as they see fit, including the strip of road that runs through their territory.

2. House Mogg holds the right to write their own laws to enforce within Khalidonia, except laws that conflict with Dúnfarthing’s own laws.

Signed,

His Royal Majesty King King Cyris Collingwood the first, the second. 

Thain of Dúnfarthing and her vassals, Protector of the Wee, Lord of Greater Bramblebury, Honeyhill and the Hillmen, Mingebottom and Dúnwen. Father of Foxes, Liberator of Frogtopia, Slayer of Gods,  The Oathbreaker, Grand Wizard of Bogwartz: School of Shamanism and Housemagery, Tamer of the Forest, Chairman of the League Of Super Best Friends, Wielder of most holy Knoxscalibur, Former Emperor of the dearly missed Holy Orenian Empire of Bywater, Shogging Champion, Attorney at law.

His Royal Highness, Khalid Mogg

First of his name, Lord of the Moggers, disputed King of the Roads, (Allegedly) Former Bandit of Aunies, Slayer of the people that used to be called Adrianites - not to be confused with the current realm of Veletz, Not Slayer but former enemy of “Hanesers”, Lord of that one rock in Khaladonia, Grandmaster of the Canons Regular, Former Owner of Cowbliterator, Deputy Chairman of the League of Super Best Friends, 

Head of House Mogg and Prince of Khalidonia.

Yay, new neighbours 

Upon reading the declaration, Emperor King Cyris the First, the Second, swiftly disbanded the Orenian Empire of Bywater for legal reasons. "Feck me 'tat were a close one."

"An assassin publicly announcin' tat' e's in need o' murder weapons. Comical." Uttered a particularly ginger Dwed, idly sipping from a glass of Lurin White.

"Free bread, free milk? Oh oi- Bernard would be proud." A weary halfling king uttered upon examining the missive.

[!] Across the realm of Aevos sealed scrolls would be distributed to the leadership of all Coast-Dwelling nations, upon breaking said seal the following would be seen.

The Great Gate of the Dúin

The Shiredom of Dúnwen and her Vassals are committed to peace, regardless of what ire and hatred shall brew beyond our borders. Thusly, I, Cyris, King of the Wee, declare that no foreign vessels of war shall be permitted entry into Loch Dúin, be they neutral to us, or an ally; To ensure that no naval assault targeted towards the City of Whitespire, The Marchdom of Lotusgrad, The Shiredom of Dúnwen, The Naga Encampment and those who dwell beyond the caverns to the western lakeside shall occur- we hereby declare our intent to turn-away any heavily armed vessels that attempt to pass through our newly restored Great Gate, unless they are of the aforementioned residents of the Dúin's coast. Mercantile Vessels as well as those of General Travel shall be permitted to pass through should they correctly answer three riddles, as to not disrupt naval traffic into our waters.

{!} A rather detailed pencil sketch of the supposed 'Great Gate' was drawn neatly below the writings.

Dúnfarthing thanks you for your cooperation.

Sincerely - His Majesty 'King Cyris Collingwood the 1st' the 2nd.

Not a question but ur profile's discord handle is WRONG

Companion cubes for all!

"Oi want em all fanks, oi'll give yeh ah bottle o' Sherry in return. Bring em o'er to Dunfarthing." Hollered a rogue halfling King from... Somewhere nearby?

[!] A missive written in wax-crayon was distributed to the various leaders of the world's nations.

Disaster has struck!

In our attempts at diplomacy we have created three separate web of pacts, because of this the spiders we call friendship are all separated and lonely.

THIS CANNOT STAND!

Thusly and semi-immediately at our earliest convenience I am assembling the leaders of every realm, except Yong Ping **** you guys, to meet up in my lovely Shire.

It is here we shall discuss the future of Bravos and the formation of a group dedicated to upholding peace in the realm, the League Of Super Best Friends.

The leader of each realm, and/or one representative are invited to attend the first quad-yearly LSBF meeting to write up the terms of our alliance so that the lonely spiders can all live on one big happy web together and world peace for us non-spider folk.

Catering!

Packed Lunches will be provided, however no vegan options are available so it is recommended that the Vale brings their own.

Seating is already prepared for each of you, so if you don't attend, you are taking money out of the pockets of my carpenters. Those who bring their own chairs will be ousted.

Location!

The first quadranual League Of Super Best Friends meeting will be taking place infront of the ruined Harrenite Castle in Dúnfarthing as pictured below, where we shall discuss the matter of the League in greater depth and officialize the friendship between all Realms, ending war forever

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[ X = 3030 Y = 780]

Time?

Good question!

We shall meet on the fifth day of the elven week in the eighteenth hour of the stone day. (Friday 6pm EST).

Failure to attend will make us all very very sad, but it's okay. You can join at a later date.

Hugs and kisses. His Majesty King Cyris Collingwood I, Father of Foxes, Liberator of the Frogs, Attorney at law.

Hope to see you there.

Bit weird innit

Would be real nice to be able to craft or buy goat horns. Other than that my only issue is natural fish spawns being scuffed due to the Y axis spawn range not being adjusted for this map's sea level.

Sat by the hearth of the Collingwood burrow- the King gave a faint sigh, before toasting to the air as if his rival was there to bare witness.
"Sen' t' big man my regards- oi'll not be long. 'Ten we'll see who's King- once 'n fer all; Rest well ye' fiery fox."

The King of the Wee could say naught, instead simply offering a bow of the head in appreciation, thankful that the honour of Horen, despite the passing of centuries, remained just as strong amongst his descendants.

Throughout Mingebottom a victorious cry was heard quite clearly: "Collin'wood sweep! Let t' dynahsteh roise!"

I'm still declaring war day one. The halflings thirst for expansion.

Name: His Majesty King Cyris Collingwood the first 

Race(Only one t'is valid unless ye are a known adventurer): Wee

Who ye vote for Sheriff?: Sakura Collingwood

Who ye vote for Mayor?: Rosebud Collingwood

Anything else t'ae add?: T' Collingwood dynansteh shall live fer ah milliun years

The Occupation of Redclyff

Let it be known that on the eve of the 12th of Snow’s Maiden 130 SA. the forces of the Halflings, Adunians and Norlanders, with the support of a few Adrians and Talarnorians marched forth to the vile child-eaters of Redclyff. Without resistance, the Halfling force and their allies seized their capital.

As much, his Royal Highness, Thain King Cyris sees fit to appoint Ser Adrielle as Governor of the cannibal-freed Redclyff.

Signed by;

His Majesty Shire-King Cyris I, Father of Foxes, Protector of Frogs, Patriarch of House Collingwood, Thain of Bywater, Honeyhill and Greater Bramblebury,

The Unblinded, Master of the Arcane, Founder of Mingebottom and ruler of the Orenian Empire.

"Weh may be peace lovin' folk, but in t' face o' Darkspawn weh'd beh foolish tae turneth our backs on t' realm and our allies, lest we find t'em vereh fiends at our gates. Now bow befer yer king yeh shite stirrer." Retorted the mighty halfling Shire-King, confidently to himself in the mirror.

This frog day I encourage each and every one of you to raise your opposition to the shelving of the Wonks not only to increase the number of playable races, but to show thanks to the frogs of the world for making our lives better with their meaningful and charming ribbits.

https://forms.gle/Q1M7mFmo9JCDyFj39

I urge each and every one of you to sign this petition to show the Wonks how much we love their lovely faces.

#WorldFrogDay #WonkLove #TheyWillNotWonkAlone

The halfling king in question took a long and judgemental sip from his tea cup upon skimming over the article, before filing it under the 'Lily' Section for future reference.