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Yazgurtan Drâz’Gorkil struggles to read on the curvy leather and the seemingly dirty parchment. “ZRKIBBLER, WUB’Z WRITTEN ‘ERE?”

50 minutes ago, Dragonslayerelf said:

Also, remember: Gorkil Clan Best Clan

Ang Gund Griizh.

Raguk master race.

Hello! My name is Brazilianski, IGN L1L_PLugg13 and I’m here to make an invitation…

MAKE AN ORC WEEK!

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This invitation is all about trying to charm you into making an Orc or Goblin, and since Ologs are getting put into creature applications, I can’t really encourage to make one as avidly as orcs and goblins.

WHY SHOULD I PLAY AN ORC, BRAZ?

REASON 1)

CULTURE

There will be some people who’ll try to sell orcs out as a PvP warmongering nation who’s primary goal is to make your life hell. I won’t deny our ableness to PvP or always being willing to choose PvP over CRP, but I can assure you, that, and quoting wolfkite1; ‘the orcs are the most in-depth race in the server’.

And that is true! Orcs have arguably the most extensive pages of lore for the littlest of things, and Shamanism is one of the magics with the most dedicated players out there and one of the magics that has the best lore.

The Spirits, and praising them, sacrifices and warpaints, scars, whatever orcs may seem fit also play in a big part of the culture. Player-driven events using shamanism or simply snatching something (or someone) for a sacrifice to provide activity is not uncommon, and you may be dragged into making a sacrifice yourself.

But there’s one thing that plays a gigantic part in orcish culture and roleplay. HONOR. Honor is one of the main principles of orcish roleplay and doing something that they deem dishonorable is also a big part. Upholding honor, a code, is a good thing to have in this community and you’ll be valued, respected and hailed as an example if you do. Protect those weaker than you, your ‘bruddahz’.

REASON 2)

BLAH

Blah is unique. Blah is fun. Blah is hard. If you’re wandering ‘what the hell is blah’, I’ll give you a quick sum up. Orcs have big tusks, but they still speak common (Old Blah, or Old Language is the language of the Spirits and only Shamans speak it) but their tusks prevents them from speaking properly. What does that mean?

A human will talk to you like this:

“Hello, good friend, how are you doing? Ain’t this a fine day?”

An orc will address you like this, because of the tusks:

“Ug, mi bruddah, huw am latz duin? Ain’ diz ah fyne dey?”

You might be wondering what ‘ug’ and ‘latz’ mean, and this link (https://wikia.lordofthecraft.net/index.php?title=Blah) may just do the trick. Blah is basically broken common. You replace your ‘s’ for ‘z’, sometimes replace a ‘c’ with a ‘k’. For example:

Horse = Horze

Cooking = Kookin’

Chaste = Chazte (the C is maintained to preserve the context and sense of the word).

IF YOU NEED ANY HELP IN BLAH, CONTACT ME IN GAME (L1L_PLugg13).

It’s two simple reasons. I’m humble and a bit tired, and this is just a small post I’ve mustered. Thanks for reading.

1 hour ago, Tuarz said:

Hargurr sits at a long wooden table, shoving copious amounts of food into his mouth. He looks up and sees Fatkunt walking around and shouts, “How dat azh be Grubgoth? Diz git gonna eat all da grub fer ‘imself!” He chuckles softly to himself before going back to stuffing his face.

Fatkunt was walking around TRULY, carrying his new duties with PRIDE as he hears Hargurr. He chuckles and nods to Hargurr “Oi, lat git, mi onleh eat azh box of bread evereh day, latz eat dah double!” he called out, holding his fat belly as he laughs, then proceeding off.

REPUBLIC OF ARKANSAS

ADRESSING THE REBELLION IN NORTHERN MISSISSIPI

Mr Henry Rector sat in the presidential room, in the town hall of Little Rock, surrounded by military advisors of the Arkansaw Army, the General, Thomas J. Churchill, Colonel John H. Kelly, Brigadier Nicholas B. Pierce and Military Advisor, ex-Brigadier General James McIntosh. “Gentlemen… Word has reached me that our brothers in Louisiana have arranged a deal with the Mississippi and the northern part of the latter didn’t accept such that well… As per usual, it is the north that disgraces everything. So. Proposed moves?”

Mr Thomas J. stood, presenting forwards a map of the Mississippi…

“Our troops will have hell if we are caught in between the Pine and North Central hills. The Yazoo Basin is close to our border, and I suggest an approach from there. I don’t know about the other’s opinions…”

The military advisor nodded, Mr McIntosh curled the map back up and settled it aside. The men then all looked to President Rector, whom gave the nod…

DECLARATION OF WAR

THE REPUBLIC OF ARKANSAS FORMALLY DECLARES IT’S FULL SUPPORT TO THE REPUBLIC OF LOUISIANA AND FORMALLY DECLARES WAR ON THE NORTHERN REBELS OF THE MISSISSIPPI. THE REPUBLIC OF ARKANSAS PUBLICLY DISGRACES THE ACTS COMMITED BY THE REBELS, TO REBEL AGAINST SOMETHING APPROVED BY THEIR GOVERNMENT, AND REFUSES TO BELIEVE THEY ARE TRUE PATRIOTS.

EXPEDITION WESTWARDS

The Republic of Arkansas formally invites any and all volunteers, aligned or not with the Army of the Republic of Arkansas, the NAA, to join the 12th Militia Regiment (100 men) to expedition westwards into the un-explored Indian lands, to claim what is rightfully of the Republic. Any men who volunteer must bring their contribution, either in ammunition, provisions, arms or horses. Let it be known that the men that do volunteer, as per expected, are under the danger of hostility of the savages.

NOTE: Any man owner of slaves may bring their slaves to aid, though they shall be kept in chains and used only in labour (building camps, chopping firewood, etc) and shall be always be kept under WATCH.

THE UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS

By the orders of the Secretary of State, with the guidance of God and the permission of the President, the city of Little Rock will be graced with the beginning of the construction of the University of Arkansas. The government will assign 150 slaves and 15 slave-masters to the construction, and is hiring any teachers that wish to help further the University’s prestige.

ACTIONS

Declaration of war on the Northern Rebels of the Mississippi, but not yet raising an army to combat. With that, the Republic of Arkansas readies a caravan stocked with ammunition and rice (two main exports) to send to the men of Louisiana. (MOD)

Recruitment of volunteers for the exploration into the west indian lands, sponsored by the 12th Militia Regiment (100 men), and led by Captain William H. Robards. (MOD)

Beginning of the construction of the University of Arkansas in Little Rock, employment of 15 slave masters and 150 slaves designed to the construction, in hopes of a large, brilliant university. (MOD)

REGNAT POPULUS

a big fat +1

Albert Brussels claps in the afterlife.

DAH GRUBGOTH OB DAH REXDOM

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(One of the Grugboth’s chefs)

(Written commonly for better understanding)

The title of Grubgoth is once more existant in the Rexdom, and appointed by Rex Mûrak’Gorkil to fill the spot is GRUBGOTH FATKUNT’RAGUK whom shall be the one to produce, stock and provide food for the warriors and uruks of the REXDOM.

HOW CAN ORCS CONTRIBUTE TO THE GRUBGOTH?

DONATIONS:

Wheat, livestock, farming tools and hunting tools are all greatly appreciated by the Grubgoth.

SERVICE:

The Grubgoth employs hunters and farmers who will get paid a weekly 100 minas plus a box (stack) of bread.

NOT BEING A STRAGGLER:

Chests with free food will be provided. Don’t be a straggler, and keep yourself to picking just about enough. (A stack only).

NAGIJAK URUKIM

Ang Gund Griish

1 hour ago, Pess said:

Where can you based on evidence tell me where “evil” have been shelved? Evil still exist.

Necromancy is shelved.
Mysticism is dead.

Dark Shamanism is ignored, and dead.

Blood Magic is dead.

Shade is dead.

You only have Naztherak to worry about, and that’s dying out soon too.

The Ascended have served their purpose, and poorly at that, leaving most of the work to the Paladins (wherever they are) and the SJW clerics.

Just let it end.

3 hours ago, Pess said:

The Ascended may have served their time in regards to your view. 

 

Why is a holy order dedicated to purge evil needed when evil has been shelved?

Jallentime ruined it and this is basically picking up the less shitty parts and putting it into one bundle of horrific, cringy stuff.

When I first joined the server my character always heard there was this secretive order so called ‘ascended’ that hunted the evil. Now you can just walk up to the globally known leaders and ask to be one.

And now you’re basically allowing them to hunt a mortal who’s commited a crime, since the only boundarie I see for killing mortals is of its in cold blood.

Just shelve it already, and completely revamp it, in every single way.

Edit: And remove all these kids who’s RP makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lEmGmTYfLceCiFeeGUNv45vzOFXwpZHdhm8lrLOqG64/edit

Arkansas post. Formatting here sucks.

Discord Name; Brazilianski#9205

Desired State; Arkansas

History of said State’s history, leadership, and government; Ruled over by the Quapaw indian tribe for years and years, the spanish explorer Hernando de Soto, in 1541, found these tribes and the Arkansas river, and climbed the Ozark mountains. Founding resistance from the Indians and nothing of value, de Soto and his men retreated to the Mississipi river, where he fell ill. In his deathbed, Hernando ordered for the massacre of the Quapaw people in the village of Anilco, and a year later, in 1542, he died. Soto’s men tried an on-land return to Mexico, and where eventually backtracked and returned to Arkansas. They built a fleet off the trees in the region, nothing more than two or three boats, and returned to the Mississipi river and down to Mexico. Later, Henri de Tonti and Robert La Salle in 1681 founded the Arkansas post and the region was only truly organized in 1819 as the Territory of Arkansaw and admitted as a US state in 1836 as simply ‘Arkansas’.

Nominal Leader/President/Governor/etc.; Governor Henry Massey Rector. 

Do you want a Custom Character? If so what’s their name and background? (Can only start in low level positions of power); Orval Kidd, hardened wildlands explorer and soldier, became police officer in the city of Little Rock when he became thirty years of age. Proud patriot of his state, he’s said he’d murder any men under the flag of Arkansas, and so he plans to do, rising through the ranks of the police force, eventually into the military.

13 hours ago, Taketheshot said:

Ser Phillip Snorts “Sounds like fuckin Sanoism with extra steps.”

“Hence, it’s bad.” Edmund adds.

((Stop doing awesome posts, idiot.))

Footman Edmund Norfolk quietly sharpens his sword. ”This men will perish for such traitorous words...”

If he abused his ET pex to record a PvP raid and the RP before it even though he wasn’t even part of it and used it as evidence on a BR, who knows what this man’ll do with a blue tag on him?

Absolutely not. Deny me for all I care, but accepting him is accepting someone who seemingly thinks it’s okay to stalk RP and record it. Who knows what other RP he has stalked with his /v in ET pex?

-1

“Gloreh tuh dah new Rex... May hiz reign by az hozh az hi makez it peep...” murmurs Irîrzk, sone of the infamous Gothâr’Ruk.
((Oh, now i’ll definitely come))

“We’ve exchanged a madman to a benevolent, kind, patient and understanding man. I see good things coming...” Edmund Norfolk murmured.

35 minutes ago, Chimp said:

“From all the canonist settlements? So you mean the entire empire that he governs?” A man scratches his head as to how the pontiff intend to boot the emperor out of his own empire. 

“Don’t try to reason a madman’s mind.” Footman Edmund Norfolk commented.

Nation: 

The great Grand Principality of Ostland, within the Empire.

Leader Name: Elector Count Vladimir von Raukov 

Leader/nation Background (Paragraph +): Like his father before him, and his father before him, Vladimir von Raukov, first-born son of Valmir von Raukov, spent most of his years fighting the plagues that inhabit the north of his already northern domain. Raiding Chaos bands, marauding greenskins and disgraceful bandits of Kislev to name a few, not to mention the own struggles for power within the Grand Principality, all wishing to have the title of Count Elector. A strong, wisened man, though not very wise in his rash decisions, Vladimir has made a name for himself as to be a man who chooses the sword over the word. However, this has not stopped him from being a diplomatically capable man. With the Grand Principality under his control, it has seen years of joy and years of pain, hitting an era of apparent stagnation in the past years. Old and grumpy by now, who knows which of the three, equally troublesome sons will assume the Principality. As for the County itself, the constant wars and raids suffered by it make it a rather desert, scarce land, though not deprived of it’s beauty, even though harassed by Hellcannons. The people, patriotic and stoic as they are, try their best to take everything they can get off the disgraceful situations they are put through time through time. 

Discord Name: Brazilianski#9205

Do you know Warhammer fantasy?: A bit.

Edmund Norfolk, footman of the Imperial Legion, sharpens his sword, ready to strike the madman, traitor and difamator down first sight he has of him within the walls of the Sacred city of Carolustadt.

”Oh.” comments footman Edmund of the Imperial Legion to one of his brothers-in-arms.

Edmund scowls as the High pontiff disgraces the name of the one chosen by GOD to lead mankind.

”Sad, but necessary” Edmund queitly murmured.