NotEvilAtAll

20 minutes ago, ColdestPepsi said:

Until further notice, not a single piece of coal is to be burnt when charcoal or wood may take its place. 

“T‘ae big folk governmen’s are forcin’ people ter use Renewables? T’is is ‘orrible. Us coal-minin’ fossil fuel folks should form some sort o’ poli’ical lobby ter pu’ an end ter t’ese foul regula’ions!” Says a patriotic fossil fuel using freedom loving halfling, Mimosa Applefoot

1 minute ago, Crevel said:

Come on CT, you need to accept the applications of players who are here solely to fight in the war. Road to siege with 500 players.

We should close all applications during war time. The threat of the server slowly dying during prolonged war should incentivize quicker action.

[!] A reply is posted

"If yeh've any interest 'n working with herb-treated cloth, send me a bird over 'n Dúnwen

-Mimosa Applefoot, Sheriff of Dúnwen."

Mimosa Applefoot rejoices at the diplomatic recognition of Greater Barnsley!

"Now all cow-lovin' ranchers 'r UNITED under one big ol' barn!"

Mimosa Applefoot considers writing a work on her weaving knowledge! 

“Yea ‘ave a good poin’. T’ey should be workin’ ‘n t’a mines ins’ead.” Says Mimosa Applefoot

could not pay me to do it

if it makes the chunk loading better that's a huge win

delete it and re-route all links to a rick roll

“She were ah grea’ ‘elp preparin’ t’ah looms. Glad t’ae ‘ave more Nation Friends” comments Mimosa Applefoot, the Sheriff

”Oi dink meh signa’ure wus done up though. Oi dun write all curly loike tha’”

[!] Mimosa's Signature magically reverts back to Comic Sans

18 hours ago, MisterBlitzkrieg said:

On 7/6/2020 at 4:51 PM, Lojo613 said:

 

My character prayed to God for food and then food dropped from the sky. Checkmate!

Yes, but have you considered this is unmistakeable proof that the Creator is a potato farmer? Praise Billy Bob and his magical potatoes.

[!] A note is pinned to the Dúnwen Noticeboard

Making Athin-Cloth!

Ever since a Demonic Sheep invaded our good, righteous, and proper sheep pen and corrupted it with the promise of freedom in an escape attempt most deadly and foul, I've realized that we need more to protect ourselves against Demons & their minions. As such, I've been gathering herbs that may be of us, one such herb being the Athin moss which we shall treat onto cloaks and other garments to defend against the fire & brimstone of the Arugulean boilings wastes.

Gather near the ol' sheep pen next Pumpkin Day 'fore the sun rises. We'll have a lot of work to do. I can provide some of the Athin, but we'll be able to make more if you bring some of your own.

-Mimosa Applefoot, Sheriff of Dúnwen, land of the halflings.

(( Wednesday 11/22/2023 7 PM EST. Located in Dúnwen, home of the halflings on Aevos, near Birch_Forest warp))

“Oi shall be t’ere!” Says Mimosa Applefoot when she reads this notice after returning from a foraging trip.

I'm SICK and TIRED of new players getting accepted as "Halflings" when their character description is very clearly a HALF-ELF and not a halfling.

here's a 1.8 meter tall "halfling" who got accepted onto the server for some reason without needing to change their racial category.

Listen i'm all for people selecting their race as halfling. It's just that there's clearly some confusion with new players and CT staff not understanding that despite being the race that starts with half-, halfling is NOT the correct racial description for a half-elf! One time last map we even got a special message stating to prepare our village for a new halfling player and lo and behold they were a Half-Elf improperly accepted onto the server as a halfling and told to head to the halfling shire as their racial home! Please don't accept new players onto the server as half elf "halflings" I'm tired of seeing it

There should be a big disclaimer on the apply page in red text that states that HALFLINGS ARE NOT HALF-ELVES to clear up this confusion once and for all.

[!] A note is pinned to the Dúnwen Noticeboard

A new Adventure!

T'ere's a new adventure awaitin' any BRAVE enough to claim it! On the lakeside, infamous for its enlarged shrimps, shipwrecks, and ruins, a strange entryway has opened up! I haven't a clue what is inside of it, but be prepared for the worst!

-Mimosa Applefoot, Sheriff of Dúnwen.

((Event 3 PM EST, tomorrow the 19th of November, 11/19/2023. Located in Dúnwen, the capital of Dúnfarthing, home of the halflings on Braevos))

-1

Cool! More RP item stuff always nice

pls don't release the map then ppl will find all of my secret hay bale dupe stashes

[!] A note is pinned to the Dúnwen Noticeboard!

Railways DISRUPTED!

~Bees?~

Something HORRIBLY WRONG HAS HAPPENED and the glorious rail line between the village and its fields has been SEVERED by... bees? I tried to take a closer look, but I got stung multiple times and I haven't the bravery to look again. Thus, as the newly elected Sheriff of Dúnwen, I call upon the brave ADVENTURERS to handle this problem so that I don't have to!

Long live the halflings, the musin, the gnomes, etc! May the rails be restored to operation soon!

~Mimosa Applefoot, Sheriff of Dúnwen

((CRP Event TOMORROW the on Saturday the 5th of November, 2023, 4 PM EST. Located in Dúnwen, the home of the halflings on Braevos)).

[!] A paper is pinned to the Dúnwen Noticeboard.

Election Results!

T'a results are in! Here be our new Sheriff and Mayor!
Sheriff:

-Mimosa: 5 votes

-Ser Do'Spuds Loa'chil:  4.5 votes

Mayor:

-Bob the Turtle: 6.5 votes

-Crumpet the Scarecrow: 3 votes

Thus, the new Sheriff is Mimosa Applefoot and the new Mayor is Bob the Turtle. Long Live Dúnwen's democracy!

-The new Sheriff, Mimosa Applefoot.

Name: Mimosa Applefoot
Race: Halfling
Pick for Sheriff: Mimosa Applefoot
Pick for Mayor: Bob the Turtle

[!] A paper is nailed to the Dúnwen Noticeboard!

VOTING BEGINS!

T'is time to let democracy determine who oughter lead us! The voting format is as follows, and ye may vote by attaching what ye think oughter be the case below this 'ere paper:

Name:
Race:
Pick for Sheriff:
Pick for Mayor:

Candidates are as following:

SHERIFF CANDIDATES:

-Ser Do’Spuds Loa’chil

Campaign promise: "A better protected town, better equipped to deal with tragedy before it strikes and to help speedily recover anything after it strikes"
-Mimosa Applefoot

Campaign promise: "T'a golden days o' adventuring will return (and all the dire rats will be exterminated)!"

Mayor Candidates:

Crumpet the Scarecrow: Strawman of the People

Bob the Turtle: Slow and Steady wins the Race

May t'a best candidates win!

-Mimosa Applefoot

all the merchant rp this map has been made by the weird tile resource system & certain communities being forced to buy leather and netherite and iron and what have u, not rlly so much the removal of AH

If u random hit me my character will mention it as an irp attack

14 hours ago, femurlord said:

Necromancers are infertile, incapable of having children as they rot in their own skin, so no minecraft sex on this children's server, sorry.

You completely missed my point. Take for example a roleplay wedding. That is an event based on romance that is not sexual FTB. Your reasoning for the redlines change mention that you're taking romance away from the necros despite the redlines change not actually doing that.

Edit: the proposed redlines change was altered to fix this, see above.