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Uldraek Goldhand would smile as he’d adjust his goggles “A’ am sure dis guild will du well wif’ da rig’t leaders’ip.”

Smithing Festival of Urguan

For centuries, the descendants of Urguan have prided themselves as master smiths, their craft treasured far and wide throughout the land. However, the art of smithing is not singularly found among the noble dwarven people - many great smiths can be found in Arcas.

To celebrate The Forge Father, Yemekar, we are happy to announce the approach of a festival hosted within Kal’Evraal, the gem of the dwarven nation of Urguan.

The festival shall celebrate the artistry and craftsmanship of any smiths who choose to participate. In order to take part, one must sign up and present their creation before three dwarven judges, to have their blade inspected and tested. The winner of the contest shall be given the monetary prize of 5000 minas and a coupon for a runic weapon worth 8000 minas!

Upon the end of the contest, a feast shall be assembled to toast the fine craftsmanship presented.

The following nations are invited:

-The Holy Orenian Empire-

-The Principality of Aegrothond-

-The Silver State of Haelun’or-

((The festival will take place on 22/04/2020 at 3PM EST))

Tourney of the Bloody Axe

Two legendary dwarves fighting for supremacy.

With the beginning of the war, the dwarves of Urguan have been training more than ever before. Knowing that the Brathmordakin supports their cause, the dwarves of Urguan shall take a break from their intense training and host a tournament in the stone halls of Kal’Evraal.

Blessed by Dungrimm have been the dwarves, who never run from fights, unlike their orcish enemies. To honor Dungrimm the God of War, a tourney shall be held in the next stone day, sponsored by the Grand Merchant and Legion of Urguan, to celebrate life and death.

The tournament shall consist of constant fist fights, the winner of the tournament taking the entire prize of 3,000 minas and a dwarven sword/spear.

May the Brathmordakin choose the best fighter.

Invited nations:
-The Principality of Aegrothond

-Holy Orenian Empire

Special invitations:

-Krugmar

((The tournament will be held on 13/04/2020 at 3PM EST in Urguan’s throneroom))

Uldraek Goldhand, nods in approval of his fellow Goldhand.

idk why but i just love these podcasts

Uldraek Goldhand, would return after the great skirmish between dwarves and uruks in which the uruks surrendered. Upon hearing the official news about the war, he’d chuckle, the bloodstains still being on his blade after killing yet another uruk on the soil of Krugmar. With great joy, he’d prepare copies to send to his fellow Goldhands, preparing the militarization of Kaz’Ad’Hekkaes and dwarven patrols to cleanse Arcas of the orcish filth. With a last glance to the letter he’d say “A’ knew dis would ‘appen, we will drown da soil ov Krugmar en uruk bluud. DUNGRIMM WILLS ET!” he’d shout, before going on with his day, making great revenue for the Kingdom of Urguan.

Uldraek Goldhand nods in agreement with Utak Ireheart “Nae fast enoug’ e’?”

Uldraek Goldhand, Clan Father of the Goldhands, Grand Merchant of Urguan would proudly read the missive after taking the life of a greenskin found on the roads of Arcas, with blood still on his blade he’d smirk “Da uruks will see da flames ov war upon t’emselves ef t’ey will nae come tu our terms. Dungrimm wills et.”

Upon the hearing of such great news, Uldraek Goldhand would smile, thinking to himself that it was finally the time for a medical clinic to appear.

8 hours ago, Llir said:

 

 

Although nobody was around to see my awesome rolls, I promise they still happened.

 

Sounds like something a runesmith would say

The Wronged:

 Clan Goldhand

The Assailant:

 The Rexdom of Krugmar

The Wrong:

 Allowing the acts of brutality towards the Goldhand clan by previously capturing one and recently capturing and torturing another Goldhand.

Terms of Settlement:
Payment of 20,000 minas or the heads of the orcs that executed those horrific actions

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The news about the returning of Conan Goldhand would quickly make its way to the Clan Lord of the Goldhands, Uldraek Goldhand. With a suprised look, he’d say “Praised be Tungdil!”

[!] A new Amendment was forged upon the previous pact, signed by both Clan Lords.

VI. If a Clan Father/Mother participating in this pact commits a crime against the dwarves of Urguan, other clans of this pact are no longer bound to it without consequence.

Signed by, Uldraek Goldhand

Clan Father of the Goldhand Clan, Grand Merchant of Urguan, Lord of Kaz’Ad’Hekkaes, Protector of Kal’Ikrun

imagine roleplaying with someone, beliving that he was a 6ft elf when in fact it was a halfling the entire time

KFC or McDonalds?

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i will miss you bro

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Far on Arcas, in the dwarven fort of Khaz’Ad’Hekkaes, loud screams of pain could be heard coming from it. Those coming near could make out the words “Anvilaxe” and “Tungdil” followed by a dead silence...

Behind the wooden walls of Khaz’Ad’Hekkaes would be Ivär Goldhand, ordering his clan to do the unspeakable, killing one of their own. With the hate and disgust he had on Morag Goldhand, it was finally the day where he would take justice into his own hands. Not caring about the outcome, a sudden rally of the clan was called, to which the clan including Morag were to be present.

It did not take a lot, for the short talking ended, Ivär Goldhand ordered two fellow goldhands to subdue Morag Goldhand, which was indeed subdued in less than seconds by two goldhands. Dragged outside, Morag was left unconcious, while Ivär Goldhand prepared the cross on which he’d late be crucified. Placed on it, the first nail making its way through the palm of Morag, would wake the dazed dwarf which would later begin to shout curses towards Ivär Goldhand and its bloodline, praying while the other nails were to be set.

Not much after that, the dwarf would be finally crucified, with his last words calling upon the Goldhand ancestors, asking for forgiveness upon the rest of goldhands, excluding Ivär Goldhand from it, later to have a spear thrusted into his chest, which would be the end of life to Morag Goldhand.

Little would know Ivär, that a dwarf was watching, from the Irongrinder clan someone was there, and witnessed the atrocities done by Ivär.

It did not take much, for court was announced, catching Ivär unguarded. Quick plans were assembled, to which one of his great friends, would help into remaking the whole scene so it would look like it was under self defense.

And so it happend, everything was done, the only thing he had to do, was the hardest part. Lying to his fiancé so she would be helping him with his defense in front of the court. It took Ivär real tears to such thing, but through great words, it was done with ease.

Court day has arrived, to which the charges have been stated. With long hours of dicussion, it was finally time for the runes of Ogradhad to tell the truth. The key witness of the Irongrinders took it, followed by Okhud Goldhand and Grianne Goldhand, giving an altered version of what happend before.

After the runes have been viewed, the magistrates of Urguan have come to a conclusion, that of Ivär being guilty of all the charges called upon him.

With great rage and sadness, Ivär felt like there would be no meaning into living, quickly taking a halbred that was laying before him, slicing his own throat in front of the obsidian throne.

Fallen to his knees, and with failed attempts of Grianne Goldhand to help him, he was at the doors of death, with his last breath the dwarf muttering simple words, some that would haunt the dwarves with weak spirit.

With blood dripping form his throat, Ivär muttered slowly, but easy to heard “Hekkaes...will punis’...” with a couple of coughs, and his last breath he’d say “Urguan...”. After that, his body finally collapsing on the ground, becoming a pool of blood in front of the audience...

Somewhere deep, far from the light of the sun and the dwelling of descendants. There would be figure, dressed in black cloak and an iron mask covering his face at all times. The news of his son killing himself would reach to his ear, to which he’d read the condemnation of ivar from the grandaxe clan. Reading, while having a cup of coffe, the figure would say to itself “Enteresten’...” as he’d scratch his beard.

15th of Malin's Welcome, 1760

The Pact of the Golden Blood

I. The signatories agree to have a non-aggression agreement between their clan/family. This will apply to both clan and family, in this case, Goldhand and Uialben. Examples of aggression will include verbal insults and physical harm. This clause exempts pre-planned events between clan and the family.

II. The signatories agree to allow trade to flow freely between the two groups. This includes trade of craftsmanship and knowledge of craftsmanship.

III. If either groups are in a situation that could cause issues within their respective populace, the Clan Father/Mother/Leader will offer their help in solving the situation that the group is in. Help cannot be forced upon the other group without Clan Father/Mother/Leader agreement. Bringing in help from other groups will not be done without explicit agreement from all leading parties.

IV. The treaty shall remain in place unless one of these clauses is broken or until one of the participating groups agrees to dissolve it. 

V. The treaty can be updated or altered by the groups with explicit agreement from both. Should a new leader step up and wish to adopt the treaty under their reign, new clauses should be negotiated according to the situation.

VI. If either group engages in a separate alliance with a group in the above alliance agreement. The group will not be included in the inter- alliance without previous explicit agreement.

Signed by,

Ivär Goldhand, Clan Father of the Goldhand Clan, Warden of Urguan, Commander of the Legion, Firstborn of Hekkaes Goldhand, Lord of Kal’Ikrun, Protector of Kaz’Ad’Hekkaes

His Excellency, Mika Uialben-Goldhand, Patriach of Uialbens, Sutican minister of peace, Asimu'leian minister of Okar

most likely cuz of the op effects it can give, which can influence the roleplay

A Dwarven Wedding

By the grace of the Brathmordakin and blessings of our Lady of Passion, Belka, the fate of two dwarves are to be united in the capital of Dwarves, Kal’Evraal.

The first stone day of the weekend shall host a celebration of the marriage between  Ivär Goldhand, Clan Father of the Goldhand Clan, Firstborn of Hekkaes Goldhand, Warden and Commander of Urguan, Lord of Kal’Ikrun and Protector of Kaz’Ad’Hekkaes shall marry Dhaen Grandaxe, Clan Mother of the Grandaxe Clan and Owner of the Ruined Runesmith.

For the wedding, master Bodmer Goldhand shall officiate the ritual before the Brathmordakin and the chosen kin of Urguan.

A great feast shall follow afterward, with lots of food and drinks to be served to those close of the Goldhand and Grandaxe clan.

Through the uniting of these two dwed, the pact of the Golden Axe shall be strengthened and an era of prosperity for the two clans is sure to follow, the wedding shall take place in the throne room of Urguan.

May the Hearth Mother, Anbella, bless the union with happiness and good luck.

((Saturday at 1PM EST))

In response to my secret fan

[!]

Ivär Goldhand would get hold of one of those strange documents that have been spread around people’s houses. He’d return back into his home to read the document. With a closer squint to the writting style, the dwarf would smile. In response he would send the following public letter.

It has come to my attention, that one of my secret fans has been around people’s houses, sharing a rather interesting document about my authority within Urguan, to which I shall gladly reply in this public letter.

To the question regarding my power within Urguan, they have been made clear in the Laws of Urguan and I even stated them at the event that incited the Unknown Dwarf to come and make his dislikings public.

As a Warden, for those like him who don’t know anything, I am dutied before the Kingdom to make sure that taxes are enforced on properties, such as houses, stalls, shops etc, and to manage the rest of our great Kingdom’s land by selling it to people, retaking inactive land from others and overall just maintaining the rightful soil of our people protected from possible tax evaders.

Now regarding the actions that have been taken during the trial of Charles The Bald. Nothing out of order, it seemed like a normal trial but the disturbance of Irongrinders about a grudge made everyone uncomfortable within the throne room. With intent to disturb the trial and stall it, the Irongrinders got up and took their weapons out, to which Utak Ireheart, the king of all dwarves ordered the Legion to seize all the weapons from the Irongrinders. And so was did, with my authority as Commander of the Legion, I have rallied the legionnaries present to the trial to get the weapons from the Irongrinders, to which Darek Irongrinder, the second Commander of the Legion tried to use his authority in response to our action, hoping it will serve as an order to the legionnaries. But as expected, no legionnarie with true loyalty to the Kingdom listened to one word of Darek Irongrider, instead the order of king Utak Ireheart and my command. No illegal actions were made that day by the legionnaries who acted in response to their loyalty to the king of all dwarves, but a show of bravery to stand against a tyrant party of angry runesmiths, ready to use the powers they have been given in order to respect the king’s orders.

And the last thing that I have noticed was that the Tax Office’s boxes have been filled with junk, stoping the right people of Urguan from paying their taxes. The boxes have been cleared, great thanks for the arrows of my secret fan.

I hope that the public concern raised by my secret fan, has been answered.

[!]

The exact day when this public letter was released, a courier would make its way to the entrance of the fort of Legion of Mercy, dropping of a package intended for the Unknown Dwarf. Upon opening it, a colorful mask would rest there with a letter written by Ivär Goldhand, thanking his secret fan for coming forward. At the end of the letter, the stamp of Urguan’s Warden and Commander would rest.

Signed by, Ivär Goldhand, Clan Father of the Goldhand Clan, Warden and Commander of Urguan, Firstborn of Hekkaes Goldhand, Lord of Kal’Ikrun, Protector of Kaz’Ad’Hekkaes