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About JokerLow

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  • Birthday 06/21/1997

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    Hekkaes Goldhand/Bhämmil Frostbeard
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    Cave Dwarf/Mountain Dwarf

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  1. Hekkaes Goldhand remembers none of the last three Clan Fathers to hold the Scales of Tungdil for they haven’t been found and some dumb dwarves keep them.
  2. 23rd of Snow’s Maiden, 1742 [!] Deep in the mountains of Kal’Evraal and on the surface of Arcas, parties of Goldhands would receive the information of a deserter walking upon the realms of Arcas. It is nothing new for us, that voices will rise speaking lies. By the laws of the Brathmordakin we live and a lifelike Tungdil Goldhand we try to live, but without conflict, there would be no life. By recent news, one of our ex clan members, Morag Goldhand son of Marguan Goldhand recently left the clan, by that breaking the oath and blood oaths he has sworn towards the Clan. Not only that, the dwed went to a level where he’d try and spread lies among the dwarven realms, but it didn’t pass much time until Goldhands found the false claim pinned across Arcas and tearing them down. Now, it falls under my duty to clear out the false claims of Morag ‘The Deserter’ Goldhand. On the claims that I am just a power-hungry dwed that returned from my self-exile in Atlas to grab the leadership of the clan; It is nothing but madness what Morag tried to tell others, the dwarf not even living around those days. After I exiled myself from Kaz’Ulrah, indeed I broke an oath with the Goldhand Clan, to which I had to fight Morug oz Brathmordakin. A won grudge, I was set free from the Book of Grudges by the help of Armakak and Grimdugan, but that showed to not be the ending. Soon, war would rise in the realms of Atlas, in which The Kingdom of Kaz’Ulrah would be involved. Sieges would be lost by the Coalition, and when the time came for the Siege of Kaz’Ulrah, Thoak Goldhand the last High King of Kaz’Ulrah summoned me, Hekkaes, to talk in private. he Thoak Goldhand knew that the end is near and that his life would soon end, and by that, he came with an offer to me. Merging the Anvilaxe clan with the Goldhand clan, to which I will be handed over leadership. It was nothing but an offer, a legitimate pass down of Clan Fathership. I indeed accepted the deal, for I would never forget what goes through my veins, Goldhand blood. Now on the matter of kinslaying Dargur Goldhand; Nothing again, but false claims with less information about the entire situation. It was me who took the life of Dargur Goldhand in combat, I would not deny this or brag about it, but it wasn’t my decision to do that. After the trials have finished and Dargur Goldhand pleaded guilty for the accusation of slavery, he whispered into my ears, asking for an honor duel, to which I agreed for no dwarf shall back off from an honor duel. The terms were whispered into my ears by Dargur Goldhand, which later I shouted into the room for everyone to hear. It was death. Dargur Goldhand, with the less honor he had, wanted to face me in combat, with the Brathmordakin watching over us and let them decide if his life is or not worthy enough to continue. The combat began, and after a few minutes of fighting, with my last deadly strike, I sliced through Dargur’s neck with my blade. I’ve fallen on my knees knowing that I have taken the life of a Goldhand, with his last gasp for hair, he asked me for forgiveness and that I should take care of his family, which again, I respected the will of my fellow dwarf. Then, the soul of Dargur Goldhand was taken, to the auction, to which we hope, mercy was shown upon. Now, Morag, your name does not deserve the title of a Goldhand, for you betrayed your clan and brought shame upon your name. I will not stand still and let you try to spread false claims about me, this shall not end until justice will be served! Thats why I call forth the Book of Grudges to fill one more grudge to it. With the blessing of Anbella, I shall end your attempts of slurring my name down. -={=+=}=- The Wronged: Hekkaes Goldhand and Goldhand Clan The Assailant: Morag The Wrong: The breaking of an oath and blood oath, spread out of lies about the legitimate leader of the clan. Terms of Settlement: Payment of 10,000 minas or cutting the hand that was used in taking the blood oath or facing Hekkaes Goldhand alone in combat till death with no other outside support. -={=+=}=- By the will of the Brathmordakin, the terms have been sent to Kazrin Starbreaker to fill in the Book of Grudges and may justice, be settled among the Goldhands! Narvok oz Brathmordakin! Narvok oz Aurokanar Kazamar! Signed, Hekkaes Goldhand, Clan Father of Goldhand Clan, Warden of Urguan, Lord of Kal’Ikrun, Protector of Kaz’Ad’Hekkaes [!] At the end of the parchment, the sigil of the Goldhand Clan would rest. This parchment would be spread-out through the under-realm of Urguan
  3. [!] All three letters would've been snatched right after Morag would place them.
  4. Hekkaes thinks to himself “One group does a mistake, all attentiun needen’ groups make a grudge.”
  5. Hekkaes Goldhand would be too bothered making great revenue for the under-realm of Urguan to care what other mouths would say. A random copy of one of Fimlin Grandaxe’s acts would lay somewhere in his house.
  6. The Dwarven Homestead Act V2 (-=<U>=-) It is within every dwarf’s right to own a roof above its head, so it falls under our duty to make it possible for every son or daughter of Urguan to have a comfortable live life. SECTION I: Requirements <=-<=-=>-=> For one being able to purchase land within the under-realm of Urguan, they must have their application accepted by the under-King and they must not be current or past criminals of the kingdom. One can be dennied by the under-King or the Rikkin Council of the under-realm of Urguan from acquiring or possesing individual land pieces. All lands given through the Homestead Act V2 shall be underground and on the surface. SECTION II: Plot sizes & Locations <=-<=-=>-=> A) Underground Location Disclaimer The locations are to be determined differently, depending on each case, by the under-King with the advices of the Warden. No land acquisitions may overlap with the other land grants. No location is promised, as there are disputed portions of land within the under-realm of Urguan, them being either reserved for a state project or simply not purchasable. Plot Sizing Homestead Plot – 12x12 A small plot for a sizeable home, the Homestead Plot is for those who wish to live more quietly. This plot varies around 5,000 minas. Compound Plot – 25x25 A decent plot for a compound or large building, the Compound Plot is useful for those seeking to make breweries, forges, etc This plot varies around 8,000 minas. Large Compound Plot – 50x50 A large swath of land intended for larger scale purpose. The Large Compound Plot is most useful for guilds and other groups or institutions. This plot varies around 16,000 minas. Custome sized plots are purchasable, they are to be accepted directly by the under-King. B) Surface Homestead Plot – 12x12 A small plot for a sizeable home, the Homestead Plot is for those who wish to live more quietly. This plot varies around 7,000 minas or half of the monetary price with an addition of resources determined by the under-King. Compound Plot – 25x25 A decent plot for a compound or large building, the Compound Plot is useful for those seeking to make breweries, forges, farms, etc. This plot varies around 9,000 minas or half of the monetary price with an addition of resources determined by the under-King. Large Compound Plot – 50x50 A large swath of land intended for larger scale purpose. The Large Compound Plot is most useful for guilds and other groups or institutions. This plot varies around 20,000 minas or half of the monetary price with an addition of resources determined by the under-King. Custome sized plots are purchasable, they are to be accepted directly by the under-King. SECTION III: Building appearance & Construction <=-<=-=>-=> All land given through The Dwarven Homestead Act V2 is expected to maintain a respectable appearance. For special cases, a third-party architect must be hired to assure the passing of Section III. Any form of hideous land-scarring or poor effort construction will be removed, with a three days warning given to the owner. No refunds will be given. SECTION IV: Revocation and Eviction <=-<=-=>-=> Lands that are proven to be inactive for more than a stone month shall be evicted without any disputes. No refunds. If a land owner would be proven guilty of a crime against the State, the land shall be revoked. No refunds. The under-King and the Rikkin Council reserve their right to evict lands at their own discretion. Signed, Hekkaes Goldhand, Clan Father of Goldhand Clan, Warden of Urguan, Lord of Kal’Ikrun, Protector of Kaz’Ad’Hekkaes
  7. Hekkaes Goldhand says to himself “What the **** are those locations?”.
  8. Hekkaes Goldhand would sit at his table, smoking on his wooden pipe as he’d take a sip from his Goldhand Vodka. He’d look at the frozen body of Dargur Goldhand, with a sad face saying “Et ‘ad tu end loike dis...”. While speaking, a tear would drop down from his normal blue eye, while the dwarf would continue on smoking his cactus green, with the bloody sword that was used against Dargur on the table.
  9. Thank you guys all for your dedication.
  10. not even funny at this point

  11. Hekkaes Goldhand gently taps his bluesteel warhammer, with a grin on his face “Finalle’ usen me’ sweet war’ammer.”
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