JokerLow

Aw man

Hekkaes Goldhand looks confused “Wot da fok did dis lad smoke?”

They dont need to be removed. I thinl the problem is in the plugin the server had to simulate the 1.8 pvp. A rework would probably solve it.

If the bandits knows how to roleplay I don't see the problem.

See ya later bro

Hekkaes Goldhand says “Alroig’t.”

I do not consent to this raid

Hekkaes Goldhand would be preparing his warhammers, while smoking from his wooden pipe “Kazak? Damn, just was ‘aven’ a guud toime soince da prir dae’ kazak we ‘ad” he’d shrug “Tu kazak we gu!”

8 minutes ago, SimplySeo said:

Jorvin Starbreaker scowls as he reads the letter.

”Trialed fer tax evasion? Losin’ yer property is enough, Hekkaes dunnae ‘ave t’e authoriteh to enforce t’is.”

Hekkaes Goldhand coughs as Tax Evading is a criminal offense and it should be trialed as one.

15th of Snow's Maiden, 1728

A message from Urguan’s Warden to its citizens

With the new elections of Utak Ireheart becoming the new king of the under-realm of Urguan, changes took place in Urguan’s goverment. One of the changes is that the old rank of Grand Merchant has been splitted into two, the Warden that handles houses, shops and guilds halls and the Grand Merchant which handles the export of dwarven goods outside of Urguan’s realms.

I am honored to serve the under-realm of Urguan as its Warden, but as I took this step, changes will have to come in the Kingdom. The change I am talking about right now its a massive one and everyone must be aware of it, because excuses will not be tolerated.

The change that I am talking about is in the new Tax Sheets. With me taking the role as Warden I declare all Tax Sheets made by Gimli Grandaxe to be null by now. New Tax Sheets can be found in the Tax Office at the first level of Urguan, same prices as the old ones.

Another thing, that people must be informed, is Tax Evading. It is illegal and will definitely not be tolerated within the dwarven realms and the people that are found to be doing that will be trialed.

Signed by, Hekkaes Goldhand, Clan Father of Goldhand clan, Lord of Kal’Ikrun, Warden of the under-realm of Urguan

Hekkaes Goldhand was there.

[!] Hekkaes Goldhand was there.

Hekkaes Goldhand mumbles to himself “Lets see ef pride will bring Llyria tu ets end...”

Hekkaes Goldhand coughs in the background “A’, aint t’ose da spider guys dat were ‘iden en Urguan?”

Hekkaes Goldhand coughs in the background.

has my support

Hekkaes sneezes

Oh man, he wins my +1, no comment.

4 hours ago, LorelessPuddleMancer said:

Morgan thinks that Iblees didn’t make all of the dark magics

Hekkaes agrees with Morgan.

Hekkaes Goldhand reads the essay, slowly nodding before mumbling “Guud, we were needen’ a new kunnek’ ane’wae’.”

thats hot

+1

Hekkaes Goldhand smells a rip-off
 

A 5ft golem would show Hekkaes the decree. Hekkaes would read the decree and slowly say “Well dis es nae favorable fo’ our plans...”