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The void goes “Oh f*ck”
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A sassy soul sucker, a hagged mother, and an edgy tree hugger all look to their master and wonder when the descendants will stop bickering between themselves ?
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“Looks like Llyria is getting pretty fucked” comments a casual Sutican Prince, still waiting for his response to the missive he sent for the High Elven leader. “I wonder if they might should add the fact that they’ve also KNOWINGLY HARBOURED people such as Alfius (The Red Wanderer), Naztherak, and other such things.. HMMMMMM...” He chuckles a bit
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A Sutican Prince causally snickers at the fact Llyria is facing the good ol' "Our guard force isnt doing their job" schpeel that he listened to multiple Ex-Sutican, (now Llyrians) yell at the Sutican goverment in the past for. One of those old Suticans being a rather present day Sutican hating princess.
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Rollo Applefoot remembers big beefy Shaman man that came to give his weefolk a spirit walk. “Oh lookeh a’ ‘hat aye. Maybeh now ‘he orcs will stop ENSLAVIN’ AN’ EATIN’ MAH KNOX DAMN CIVILIANS.” he says with a slight grunt. Though, he seems to look up a bit, everything seems to be going well for now!
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FMG SUTICAN BEARPILE BLOWOUT
Dear fellow people who are trapped in Arcas: the one and only Uialben royal family will be hosting a literal bear fight, totally without any malicious intentions. Come fight BEARS in the MIDDLE of Sutica alongside randos that walk in and wonder “what the actual f*ck is happening I just came here to look for women.” Literally EVERYONE is invited and no one should feel left out because once your face to face with a bear, sometimes the best sides of one come out and we're here to assure that your best side is always out.~
DRUIDIC CRYBABY DISCLAIMER
We assure you that all bears within this bearpile were all very simply invited to partake and definitely not mass hunted and caged in order to get us to a staggering number of bears. All bears after this event shall be let back out into the wild and/or healed as to assure the PROPER ecosystem environmentally friendly shenanigans. Any and all complaints can be directly shoehorned toward the bear sponsorship party, the FMG.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A F*CKLOAD OF BEAR FIGHTS
Wanna show off your vague-ish animal attacking abilities to that of some money draining bimbo? Then come forward and try and beat a bear in a fight! We even give out a few prizes to people whom do a good job at punching big meaty brown boys. ?
DRINKS THAT’LL LITTER THE STREETS
One scotch, one bourbon, and one beer. Drinks and food all around. We aren’t messing around fellahs. We gotta get people PROPERLY out of their comfort zones! Remember lads, liquor is quicker if ya wanna get a lovely lady!
BEAR FIGHTING JUNIOR CIRCUIT
Your parents don't trust you to borderline kill yourself by throwing yourself at a bear? Well join our JUNIOR CIRCUIT with our SPECIAL bear guest! Assured to keep things nice and friendly! Only for Descendants under that of adulthood.
TRIPLE TAG TEAM BEAR MATCH
The title is pretty self explanatory yeah? Have 3 lads that wanna show their power against 3 bears? Then F*CUKING GET IN THE RING and tag team that sh*t up.
UNBEARABLE BEAR PUNS
Hahahah, Puns are funny right? Well fun fact, if anyone at the event makes a bear pun, the Sutican Government completely and utterly allows you to MURDER that person on sight. Their humanity is supersceeded and you can gut them in the street like an animal.
BEAR ARM WRESTLING
Once again pretty self-explanatory. F*CKING ARM WRESTLE a bear. Now subjectively, this is a lot less badass than just fighting a bear… however if you want to lose a limb rather than your life, than this is for you!
INJURY DISCLAIMER
As outlined in the Sutican Writ of Governance, Sutica is not responsible or liable if one is injured at this festival. Friendly reminder that Sutican citizens are eligible for free healthcare! If you want to actually have your arm healed after it’s ripped off, we INSANELY suggest that you join Sutica today!... Or don't mess with a bear.
Mika Uialben
Trade Prince of Sutica, The Resourceful of the Free State of Sutica
Evelyn Uialben
Trade Queen Consort of Sutica, Grand Knight of the Order of the Lubba
Terr’hi Uialben
Grand Prince Father of Sutica, Head of the Uialben Bloodline
THE FMG Corporation
The Official Sutican Sponsored Business Corporation, Focused Upon Betterment of Arcas
OOC: The event will be held Thursday, August 8th, at 6 PM EST in the Sutican Town square. Message Mystery#1104 on discord if you’re interested in wanting to do anything special.
Keep in mind, this isn’t really a ET event. This has nothing to do with my Voidal Invasion Eventline.
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THE NEW GRAND PRINCESS OF VIRA’KER
6th of Sun’s Smile, 1727
It was just today that the ex-Prince of Vira’Ker rightfully abdicated his throne as Grand Prince. Within his post, he did not actually announce who was the NEW leader and ruler of Vira’Ker… thus meaning that the throne is up for grabs as nothing is officially stated. It is with great honor that the Trade Nation of Sutica, together with the daughter of Xavis Ashwood, Eilistrae Ashwood, would like to announce her ascension to Grand Princess of Vira’Ker.
With the rightful words of Terr’hi Uialben, (Grand Prince Father of Sutica) Evelyn Uialben (Trade Queen Consort of Sutica), and the Trade Prince himself Mika Uialben, we announce her rule as legitimate. Whomever the Llyrian Concord would like to announce as the actual heir to the throne will be seen as illegitimate. Mali’Ker have always been dependant upon the ideals of family, and thus any sort of ruler that is not within the true Uialben-Ashwood family line is hearsay to the culture. Aswell, as the Uialben-Ashwood family line is under that of the Sutican government, whatever the old (ex-Sutican) Concord has to say should be taken with a grain of salt.
The Concord of Llyria has actually announced their will be a coronation of the new Trade Princess here soon… and there sure will be.
Terr’hi Uialben
Grand Prince Father of Sutica, Head of the Uialben Bloodline
Evelyn Uialben
Trade Queen Consort of Sutica, Grand Knight of the Order of the Lubba
Mika Uialben
Trade Prince of Sutica, The Resourceful of the Free State of Sutica
Eilistraee Ashwood
Grand Princess of Vira’ker, New Leader of Onyx Council of Vira’ker
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1 minute ago, MeteorDragon said:
Prince of Sutica
“Not anymore after giving away one of my f*cking royalty claims.” says an irritated suit elf
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MC Name: Tha_Mystery_Man
Character's Name: Terr'hi "Mystery" Uialben
Character's Age: 520
Character's Race:
Elf
What magic(s) will you be learning?
Voidal Shifting
Teacher's MC Name:
Fury_Fire
Teacher's RP Name:
Lefkos
Do you have a magic(s) you are dropping due to this app? If so, link it:
None
Do you agree to keep the MT updated on the status of your magic app by using the Magic List Errors topic?:
Sure
Are you aware that if this magic is undergoing an activity trial and fails said trial, that you will lose the magic?:
If Lore Games Doesn't **** it then yeah
Have you applied for this magic on this character before, and had it denied? If so, link the app:
nope
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Vooper’s MA has reached the 3-4 month ending bit where he’s able to not be a student.. (According to staff story discord) so as such this is my 2nd slot taken up
Edit: Nevermind apparently I was told something wrong. This is my 3rd slot gotta wait a full 4 months according to lads.
3/3
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"This is absolutely disgusting" comments widow suit man. "Imagine being in love with someone and getting MARRIED... wait a minute wasnt Silver a lesbian? WAIT A MINUTE WHEN DID SILVER GET A NEW NAME?" the borderline father of the soon to be wife wonders, scratching the stubble of his red tinted chin.
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Its at this time that Mystery Uialben realized he was finally ready to become a druid. The elf had decided it was finally time for his faith to change and for his body to fully engulf that of the Aspectis-Its at this time that Mystery Uialben realized he wanted to be a Shaman. The spirits of Krugmar and all the beautiful Dream bears that give life to us made the ma-Its at this time that Mystery Uialben decided he wanted to praise Aerial. The be-Its at this time Mystery Uialben decided to be a follow of Xa-Its at this time tha-Its at this time tha-Its at this time thaaaaaaaaastjrif no djrifjirjfoekndke d oejfidijrke
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Mystery Uialben doesnt think "Lady Cyrene" rolls off the tounge as well as "Princess Beefcake" or "CYREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENEEEEEEE"
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"Yaknow that's a big yikes.
I figured itd be harder to get rid of the dark mage threat" says suitman
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MC Name: Tha_Mystery_Man
Character's Name: Terr'hi "Mystery" Uialben
Character's Age: 515
Character's Race:
Elf
What magic(s) will you be learning?
Blood Magic
Teacher's MC Name:
Original_Potato
Teacher's RP Name:
Pale Pot
Do you have a magic(s) you are dropping due to this app? If so, link it:
None
Do you agree to keep the MT updated on the status of your magic app by using the Magic List Errors topic?:
Yeh
Are you aware that if this magic is undergoing an activity trial and fails said trial, that you will lose the magic?:
Yes
Have you applied for this magic on this character before, and had it denied? If so, link the app:
Nope
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Mystery stares towards the square as he watches Hiren leave. The man feels his head throb as his memories seemed to hurt, yet something he remembered very well was that of Hiren and the talk between the two. Despite what the man tried to tell himself he noticed the kid walking in a rather peculiar fashion to something he had seen before. The elf lets out a snicker as he’s just happy to have finally seen the kid for the first time in 5 years, a long time it felt like for some reason.
“HEY HIREN, WHATS UP MY MAN? TURN AROUND YEAH? Got some GOOD sh*t tah talk about yeah?” he says with his usual smirk though Hiren doesn't seem to turn around to his surprise. The man watches him move towards the Sutican gates as he gets up off the bench and begins to follow but his metal digits seem to twitch as he moves forward
”H-HIREN YAH TURN DEAF IN THE LAST FEW YEARS EH? Got some stuff tah talk about yeah? It’s been a long t-“ the man looks down at his foot as he notices himself unable to move farther. The suited elf’s throat seems to clench tight as all that leaves him are stutters and other sounds of gags. He falls to his knee as he grips at his throat and feels the same feeling he gets when everyone else leaves.
He reaches out a hand towards Hiren as his hand twitches, he doesn't wanna believe it but something in his head tells him its time for it to happen once more... He only gets out a few words “Hiren.. my friend why did you have to leave too?...”
He sits there for multiple minutes in silence as his eye goes dim... It’s at that time Myst lost the only friend he felt he had left.
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MC Myst prepares himself
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On 6/10/2019 at 9:11 PM, L0rdLawyer said:
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Im also quite curious what you mean in regards to us not having events? Personally right now and throughout the last 2 weeks I believe the ET has had a cascade of DEEP, INDEPTH events that have been offered to literally everyone and anyone. Hell this happened the other day-
Maybe we dont also put a eventline right infront or you, or have mega druid demigod things literally walking to nations to explode them (which none of the ET wanna do either way but thats besides the point), but hell, if youd like to request a eventline you can PM *LITERALLY* me or any ET member with your ideas! There are initiatives one can take to create a badass event for themselves and players, the people screeching on the forums for them arent helping anyone.
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A impure elf gags, "Imagine being an elf that keeps themself under a human... Imagine wanting to be with any human drama at all. IMAGINE NOT BEING A PROPER DARK ELF WOMAN AND GO-I cant keep going I might throw up, I shoulda kept this b*tch hired." he sighs, shaking his head
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Styxius would furiously continue trying to gather all of his notes on the tear for the general public, letting out annoyed grumbles and nervous chuckles as he believes he's taking forever to collect such.
(( Very well written post. ❤️ Ill be making a follow up as well later in the evening, currently stuck at work
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Styxius The Wizard would quickly read over the memo, he blinks and lets out a chuckle “OH MY. That’s right.. I should probably post those notes around for the general public to see! I assume they would ermmm.. probably like to ehhhh.. look over them... Maybe.” The weakly figured man then quickly rushes, going about and trying to copy his notes as quickly as possible to help the Descendants and inform them of the events in the Korvasa desert.
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There is my TA, incase any of the LT think that I don't have the student slots because there 3 accepted MAs for me, one of the MAs with me as a teacher was literally a meme MA. The guy isn't even whitelisted on the server, so he shouldn't have the MA.
So feel free to deny that ^
But other than that... Yes I am this person’s teacher, accept them thnx
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Within the bottom of the Llryian grounds there would be a audible sound of coagulation as something almost seems to be being made deep down in the depths... The animal abominations merely crushed for now as their blood drenches the grounds above in visceral globs of mush. Sometimes the Llyrians could hear the faint rumbles and shakes of the Earth as the entire newly created village may feel uneased by the looming sense of eerie scenes. Random corpses of deers and other loving animals with their guts ripped out and drawn out through the fields would litter the landscape... How off-putting..
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"I don't have time for baseless threats." says the Halfling Thain, the man already many kilometers away from Brandybrook as he saw the markings before he left to find something. "Those markings have less legitimacy and less sustenance when you try and claim the death of my wife as something you saw forth. Go back to yer mothahs basement." the Halfling says, atop a mighty tall mountain as he takes a breath, all alone.
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The Battle of Talus, 9th of Snow's Maiden, 1730
in Druidic Order
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Deep within the darkness of the void, a man dressed within the true robes of a wizard continues onwards. He looks back towards the Descendants after a few days of travel. He then looks onwards and further into the never-ending abyss of unspeakable creation, infinity, darkness, and nothingness somehow all at the same time. He lets out a sharp exhale, the Descendants are safe for now but he can’t guarantee it, and he only wonders what could happen before they make it to the end of their adventure...
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Deep within the darkness of the void, hunched over is that same creature that had put himself there. Being thrust in the mortal realm their is nothing but that weakness that leeches upon him and makes him like the mortals that plague the lands of Arcas, and yet the one above wants that sensation of mortality? Why? What? When? Who would ever want that? He figures maybe, just maybe when he evokes that feeling, possibly finally displays to them that actual creation of mortal weakness, that maybe this will all stop. Will it all stop? Why does it matter? What matters? What? What? What? What?