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Lil Footnote -

Don’t make a halfling with little to no goals or motivation outside of being proper. Make a halfling who you can enjoy the personality and interactions with, else you’ll just find yourself bored very quickly.

That being said.. you should

MAKE A HALFLING

Mystery Uialben stands in awe at the fact the Mormon woman swore 10 whole times

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The soon to be reinstated father-in-law sits in his manor as he catches news of his elven princess daughter getting married once more to a improper dwarf before letting out two sagely words..

“Lol gay”

4 hours ago, Viltaren said:

Governor of the Uialbens

You’re f*cking what bit*h?

OOC DETAILS:

(( For context, this was made as a jokey diss track towards Thanians from my chars point of view. Everyone mentioned in this song is someone I enjoy, and no offense is meant by the concept. I would hope that this isn’t taken off the forums, as no sincere insults are meant towards anyone in the song, and overall it’s just suppose to be a lighthearted dumb RP idiocrasy post. ))

Mystery Uialben would begin the march towards the great snelf nation of Fenn. For the last few decades, Thanians have decided to mess with the elven man’s state of mind and well being. The group of non-good criminals going out of their way to even try and fight the elf’s family. Myst, clad in his suit and tie, takes along his favorite yelling stick, a horn shaped to help amplify his voice over a larger area. He calls all the Thanians to the snowy town, before he finally decides it’s time. He then yelps out everything on his mind.

Lyrics:

Thanians are nothing but abuncha horny, snoring, boring, Darwinians

Wanna talk about erotic elves?

These guys are worse than snelves dropped into a hentai hell  

All that these fellahs wanna do, is run around gathering magic like collector cards duuude

Like abuncha children in the playground, yet occasional they actually take the kids down.

Child genocide is completely fine as long as you side with an burnt face Osheim.

“Remember kids! The void is cool!”

Might as well become a undead ghoul.

These wizards are so damn weak,

No wonder they have a non existent psychique.

But don't worry guys that’s just the life of these twinks!

Now step back and actually try to think

I want you all to knooooooooooow

You’d all be boring without Daaaarrrrrgoooooo

So just so you allll knoooooooooooooow

That you are all just maaaaaaaaaaaaan hoeeeeeees

Lets start with the ladies, the estrogen crazies

The girls that are most likely dudes just maybe.

Poor little Eris, im really embarrassed, that you would ever wanna be a part of these hysterics

But oh when then have the FROST witch, whose probably just a COLD *****

And possibly more annoying to men than even JOCK itch.

Then yah got Ravena Avern, and you think that maybe SHE’d learn

That when Caesar can’t seem to please her, that possibly she should ditch that ametur monsiuer

Then yah got the busty blind girl, too dumb to even notice where the hell

She even is at this moment, probably hanging with you fucks cause she’s just lonely

Speaking of ******* lets talk about Hearth, so damn feminine he can probably give birth

Talks to women have them come his way, yet all they wanna say is “Ew no go away”

Then we got Garoll over here,

Looking like a black version of Quavinir,

Fighting the homunculi for who might just be the biggest Atlas mega *****

Then we got lil Siggy. The fat little human boy piggy.

He’s so oily he’s sticky. So skinny he’s mistaken as a twiggy

Then we got Tanarith, Moses, and Azkel, rather lame in their group of rascals.

I would give them a harsh roast, but they have nothing to boast, they’re irrelevant to most

By now im gunna assume that Morgan is pissed.

I assume he doesn’t like Thania getting dissed

Yet he isn’t my protagonist

Karren Mystra has more lore, if you get my gist...

Oh wait.. yeah th-that's right, uuuum uuuh oh.. ****

Oh hey look guys Telos is here!

Skin so pale, like a ghost just appeared

Cane and all staring me right in the eye

Yet in reality he just seems like a mime

Then we got Blossom with his hair design.

Didn’t think hot pink could ever get me to whine

Yet lets not have some weeb **** bore us

Lets skip this chicken and move onto the chorus

I want you all to knooooooooooow

You’d all be boring without Daaaarrrrrgoooooo

So just so you allll knoooooooooooooow

That you are all just maaaaaaaaaaaaan hoeeeeeees

Oh hey look its the brat in the wizard hat!

The annoying little main character ***** cat!

Rather big ego when he looks like a mole rat.

How does someone even ******* pull off that?

Put some wings on and you’re a fruit bat.

Afterall you arent some kinda wildcat

Now here, take this ***** smack,

as I make your confidence go /SPLAT/  

Yet, all of this makes me feel bad for Nilth.

Yet too bad, cause he’s just some Haelun’or filth.

Now get out of here you ******* sheltered banana.

Your a man in the wild, and im the savannah

Then we got ******* OSHIEM

Here to get fucked by DOPE RHYMES

The edge you emit might aswell be a ******* WAR CRIME

Yet, for some reason, you persist.

Kinda hard when half your face looks like a cyst.

No wonder your virgin ass ain’t ever been kissed.

Afterall you’re such a *****, ill call ya a pacifist.

Then finally we get Caesar against the MC.

How many times I gotta kill you before ya stop botherin’ me

Now go back to showing off your tiny pencil peewee

**** the town **** Carsandra more then come back to me…

Alright Thania im done, outie..

Feel free to come after me after your done being pouty.

2 minutes ago, Kef said:

The voice impressions. To say the least, I’m impressed.

Yaknow Danna, I knew you’d appreciate the voices. My favorite lad showing me love for getting up their and making a fool of myself for having to voice three people at the same time...

next episode all voice acted or Myst riots.

What is even the point of having conjurations if I can’t conjure a mosquito to give someone AIDS?

Basically what most people who have disagreed on this thread have said.

I personally believe these coup rules aren’t *bad* per say, they sure could be a lot worse, but I just think all these are gunna lead to, is nation leaders skirting the rules on who they put into government, MORE ooc targeting and bad talk, long lasting grudges,  and probably the Empire earning more land from other races.

And to the people who’ve said “BUT TOXIC PROs” I really dont know much to say other than, don’t give your PRO to a [redacted]  

Imagine having a mage with armor...

then imagine not having a mage with armor and instead being a proper mage

Just now, FalseThanhiumRP said:

Bluee you’re a great ET Actor and my favorite person on staff. Love you babes.

Caeser you're also a great ET actor even though you messed up the formatting of the app ❤️

Goob job by being a beautiful mage lad

Mystery Uialben, Head of The Uialben House, AKA the Head of a Extremely Long Line of Impure Elves, AKA a Natural Hater of Haelunor, AKA the Father of 20+ Impure Elven Children, AKA The Man With Abunch Of Made Up Titles, Reads The Notice..

“. . .  Even I, think this is creepy. . . WELP, time to finally go to Haelunor.” The Uialben then goes and gets a rally 

I found the staff’s lines extremely predictable.

OOC DETAILS:

(( For context, this was made as a jokey diss track towards Suticans from my chars point of view. Everyone mentioned in this song is someone I enjoy, and no offense is meant by the concept. I would hope that this isn’t taken off the forums, as no sincere insults are meant towards anyone in the song, and overall it’s just suppose to be a lighthearted dumb RP idiocrasy post. ))

Mystery Uialben would begin the march towards the Sutican gates, the elven suit lad would take a deep breath as he knows what he is about to get into.. his palms are sweaty already and he’s nervous, something something.. as he casually looks about the gigantic towering stone walls surrounding Sutica. A deep conflict has entered the elf’s heart.. maybe sincerely, or most likely because he’s a dumbass. Either way, him and his fellow children bring along an instrumental, and start blurting out to the Suticans.

Lyrics:

HEY, i’m tired of this bullshit eh? Guess it's time for Mystery to pull out his biggest weapon.. Ain't need fire evo.. when ya got hot bars.

Sutica is nothing but a city full of inbreds.

From the mages to the sages to my buddy Hiren

I wish that this place had some actually known government

But like, where the hell is even ******* Hareven?

I guess I could see a reason for the plant grotto

But then, Why does Sutica even still HAVE Squish’s cargo

I feel like everyone just speaks like ******* Dargo

“Vhats wrong Meesteree, do yew want tew fuckeeng GO?!” WHOOPS uuuuh

Lets get back to Mystery..

Since my antics give you all some ******* funny history.

If it wasn’t for my intriguing nice sinistry.

Your nation would be a state neverending boring misery.

Hanging with my wife on the last saints day.

I noticed a kimono trap orc.. that's rather gay.

That **** scares me to unknown levels of dismay,

And it's definitely not in the ‘ha ha’ funny way    

Let's take a look at some of the prized citizens

Furry things, dark creatures, and even ******* Thanians.

I find it mind boggling that the Empire would ever wanna win,

This piece of a **** from you raging magic hazbins.

I'm so glad that we invited all the Kharajyr,

Now we can mix cats with all the furry kinky sutic-queers.

Can we just adhere and be crystal clear..

That ******* animals really shouldn’t be ALLOWED HERE.

“Oh, but this is city full of progress!”

I really didn’t ask for your opinion Misses Eris.

“HEY! Maybe it’s just because you’re a ******* mess.”

Ah yes i'm sure you gigantic white knight clitoris.

But just possibly, it’s because im the ******* BEST.

I get dark elf breasts from my lady baby Tess,

The girl who I wear like a sweater vest,

And that’d **** a cactus before letting you into her cuckoo’s nest       

OH but wait let me not forget Lily Anarion,

My lovely daughter and Princess of all Suticans,

Who dates a dumb dwed by the name of Helensons,

Despite the fact they’re getting couped..  by WALDENIANS!

So cmon Princess, recognize the Uialbens,

/Especially since we’re ½ your active nation’s population/.

Lily bend the knee to your lovely adoptive parent!

You nothing more than a street *****, and that’s apparent.

All your citizens commit to is heinous crime,

While your reputation is on the ground you claim you’re in your prime.

Alright Lily, I think it’s way past your bedtime,

Here, have some ointment so you don’t turn out like Oshiem.

Afterall I don't want to have my hot rhymes,

Burn you as after all that wouldn’t be so sincerely sublime.

“HEY, at least this rap doesn’t get you charged with a war crime!”

Ughhh, guess your right, Sutica isn’t the BIGGEST nation grime.

Alright, calm down everyone.. i’ll take a break.

Afterall I guess Sutica doesn’t burn elves by the stake.

And we have lots of badass things like old rattlesnakes.

And finally got rid of the old Princess beefcake...

Haha, beefcake.. More like a stomach ache to be honest.. Blegh.. Welp I guess that’s it for now. MC-MYST OUT!  

Just now, Nafari said:

”THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! For Years, YEARS The Smolfoot family has followed Knoxism, This is pure blasphemy created by the Liberaling conservatives, Down with this..this..hypocrisy!” Shouts Trisha Smolfoot, Dressed in Uniform of The Halfling Union. 

Rollo Applefoot wonders when another woman joined Dunshire.

Mystery Uialben ******* books it to take out every potion in Richard’s shop after hearing the news. “Welp.. Looks like a fellow ex-criminal bites the dust. Cya bud.” The elf lad would shed a tear for Richard.. while filling his bag up with trust potion after trust potion. 

(( Enjoy your new year Leo, we all have a hard time PK-ing characters, (whether people wanna admit it or not) and that’s completely fine~ Remember at the end of the day we’re all just nerds on a MC server lookin’ tah do some weird nerd stuff. )) 

Unwillingly is the queen spaz.

Absolute dumbass with the mind of a rat whose brains have been fucked into Swiss cheese.

Literal Troglodyte, worse ET i’ve ever seen ever make events.

Awful Nation Leader, Completely and utterly distracted by her own personal RP.

…...But she does great 1 on 1 torture RP owo                            +1 

1 minute ago, Thanhium said:

oh god

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Shoutout to the FMs who have gone back and forth with deciding if this isn’t forum appropriate or not.

I see you admins o3o

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..

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[!] A picture of the Dunshire forests, the sun shinning against the defiled tree today as the peace of halflings seems to be gone..

TO ALL WEEFOLK AND BIGGUN ALIKE

Due to the recent disgusting and horrendous murder that have been committed on Dunshire land, I, Rollo Applefoot, Thain of Dunshire, am publicly enclosing that our city is in a state of NIGHTWATCH and MARTIAL LAW. Due to the murder of Brimsly Belladonna, father of the Belladonna family, I have taken it upon myself to open up an investigation into the information of the murder of Mr Belladonna, as well as the investigation into the disappearance of the other Belladonna family members. I, Rollo Applefoot, will not idly stand by and watch as our weefolk are murdered like pigs to the slaughter, and even if it may be improper of me, I am setting a bounty upon any evidence that can be used to locate the location of the Belladonna children, ASWELL as a bounty upon evidence leading up to the capture, and arrest of the disgusting murderer littering our young'un filled streets. 

Aswell, I shall be making it clear as of right now that Halflings walking around during the night are HIGHLY ADVISED to stay at home. Being seen outside of your burrows during the late hours of the night endangers yourself, and will just end up with a firm eye being placed upon you. I will also be declaring, the OFFICIAL team that shall be looking into this case, is the Dunshire government (Thain, Elders, High Pumplar, Sheriff), and a personal halfling detective by the name of Rurvin. Even with this statement, if you, as a fellow weefolk, witness something that could lead to the savior of your fellow kin, I would HIGHLY URGE you to come speak to one of us. Even with everything going on at the moment, the lives of you civilians is our most important priority at any time, and we shall enforce law to keep it that way.

When this killer is brought to justice, they will face a punishment WORSE than banishment and fine, as murder shall be treated seriously under the conditions of this investigation..

As well, all halflings are said to be highly attentive to dark elves, due to a man by the name ‘Malice’ being the current #1 Suspect.

And as such, here is the official wanted notice..

CRIMINAL WANTED

A reward of 1500 mina to whomever is the weefolk or biggun alike to bring this killer to Justice.

A reward of 500 mina for every member of the Belladonna family that is safely brought forth, and kept from death.

If eligible, AUTOMATIC promotion to that of the Halfling Sheriff.

Glory To Knox, Glory To Weefolk, Glory To Dunshire.

Rollo Applefoot, Thain of Dunshire. Official Wanted Poster Made In

Conjunction With The High Pumplar And Other Halfling Elders.

MC Name: Mystery_Uialben

Character's Name: Terr'hi "Mystery" Uialben

Character's Age: 484

Character's Race:

         Elf

What magic(s) will you be learning?

         Conjuration

Teacher's MC Name:

         D4NNA

Teacher's RP Name:

         The Hermit

Do you have a magic(s) you are dropping due to this app? If so, link it:

         Nope~

Do you agree to keep the MT updated on the status of your magic app by using the Magic List Errors topic?:

         Yes

Are you aware that if this magic is undergoing an activity trial and fails said trial, that you will lose the magic?:

         Yes

Have you applied for this magic on this character before, and had it denied? If so, link the app:

         None Prior

She knows something or another about a thing that does lore I suppose.

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