MrMojoMordor

The Sparrow lifts his hand in victory and honks his red nose - maybe finally, he can begin his journey to become an honorary and learn witch doctoring from REAL SHAMANS to 'prank' the canonist church.

Pelym-Vagil Rivers spits out his drink, having skimmed the new marian guide and only now noticing the dictionary part. He looks at his songs and poems, wondering what the hell sort of accent has he been speaking til now. 

((OOC: I LITERALLY - CREATED LIKE 30+ WORDS AND ONLY NOW NOTICED THE DICTIONARY PART MAN!))

Pelym-Vagil Rivers writes himself up and nods. It will be good practice for when the REAL jousting begins for Petra's Queen 50th jubilee.

 

Pelym-Vagil Rivers let's out a sad sigh - maybe he should hang around the princess more since no spooky bad guys show up when he's around.

Greetings, fellow Petrans and The Chancellery.

I, Pelym-Vagil Rivers would like to officially apologize for the state i appeared in to the Debate. I assure you that such occurrences are rare and NOT the norm
and that the unconscious woman i was carrying with me, is safe and well.
I would also like to official apologize to The Members of The Chancellery and The Noble Houses of Von Theonus, Halcourt and Adilers for my words and grossly
misrepresenting them and the work they do.

However, I WILL stand by my statements about the injustices committed by The Church and Numendil.

PLEASE don't vote for me because it's funny, but seriously consider ALL the candidates to choose does who represent YOUR views the best.

-signed by Pelym-Vagil Rivers.

 

Pelym-Vagil Rivers groans as he wakes up on the wooden floor of a random barracks room finding himself in a pile of drinks, fish bait and ruined documents - his head pounding from the 12h long date he was on, barely remembering anything. He sit's up pulling a few seaweeds out of his hair, noticing the passed out woman he was carrying to Petra is gone and let's out a sigh. Grabbing the neatly placed transcript on the bed, the short man reads through it - another groan gracing the quiet barracks as the hungover Captain of The RiverGuard's dies inside a little. "Yam niet.. gonna take off mea helmet.. for awhile.."

Username: LordMJO

Persona Name: Pelym-Vagil Rivers

Persona Age: 25

 Place of Residence / Street Address: Godric Road II

The short Lieutenant laughs, a PETRAN SMILE plastered on his face: "It seems ve letter passed through - or perhaps it was ve General who went to talk with them?" He shakes his head, hunching over his unfinished document "Well, maybe there will nie be need for a Patrol this time..."

I feel like this will make Bandit RPers just 'raid' at times when there are not a lot of people online with smaller groups and do so multiple times because no cooldown, locking folk into CRP so that even if anyone does come online - they can't help and leaving with all the loot.
It sucks that people dislike bandit rp so much that they need to be given handicaps like the recent CRP change - i'd rather get robbed and raided in a way that feels less underhanded than watch someone get bonked as a guard because i arrived 2 min late to the CRP lock, unable to help.

Pelym-Vagil Rivers nods, chuckling to himself quietly. He places his 15 Aurum barbed bolts neatly in line, placing the 16th of them onto his Ironwood crossbow with magnesium grooving  - it snapping in place. He looks out his window up at the monastery right next to his house, lining up a shot.

Pelym-Vagil Rivers reads through the new edict and chuckles to himself: "Ea got ve Riverguard ladder climbing down, it's time to climb a new auwn! THIS will surely bring all ve ladies in mea yard!"

IGN -LordMJO
Persona Name - Pelym-Vagil Rivers
Item - Silver Elven Crossbow
Bid -120

The CRP rules need some work.
I stumbled upon some CRP. Being a guard i wanted to jump in and help the citizens, but due to the new rules i couldn't intervene, because it was already locked. So i just watched two people get bonked, their souls sucked out and the two 'criminals' went poof(because spooks powers) with the two people waking up from the attack. So i guess for my character, somehow, absoloutly nothing happened :) and that really annoyed me. I UNDERSTAND why the new rules are in-place - to stop CRP becoming too crowded/ooc-rallying, but this was literally a crime being commited in the middle of the street without ANY consequences. Either make the 'locked' timer longer(though people will just lie about it then) or put a cap on how many people can take part of non-event CRP. Cap could be like 8 people max, or depends on active combatants. For example: in a 2v2, only one or two more can join to keep it somewhat equal.
(edit: If a close one or if you're a guard and a citizen is being attacked, you should be able to join. It would make no sense for them to not try and stop it.)

TL;DR: These new rules take out some danger/unpredictability of CRP and gives murder hobos and villain RPers a hard-on, because they can just murder someone in the middle of the street and then ****-off without consequences.

I mean, don't Orcs refeer to most races as 'pinkeh', while getting called 'green-skin' and i've seen Delves call others 'whities'. Skin colour based racism is quite common it seems ((Unless it's wood elves and farfolk, too close to IRL ig?)) and who knows what the High Elves been cooking up in Haelun'or. Not to mention, isn't midget also considered a slur IRL now days?
Personally, i don't really care as long as it stays IRP and not OOC. I've seen WAY more homophobia on LotC than racism. Sure there's a better way to play bigoted character, there always is and skin colour based insults are a bit basic. Even IRL racist are more creative and subtle now days. Just call the Delves Iblees foot worshippers and Dwarves beards fake or shoot them and say 'sorry i thought you were a weird rabbit.' But if you wanna go off on Delf skin colour - just call them dusty(old) or a blueberry(they are alot of purple ones) more accurate anyway and no one's feelings get hurt. ((eng not first language so mb for grammar))

Pelym-Vagil Rivers picks up the quill and signs under all the names that came before his.

MC Name:

         LordMJO

Character's Name:

         Pelym-Vagil

Character's Age:

         18

Character's Race:

         Adunian

What magic(s) will you be learning?

         Bardmancy A+S

Teacher's MC Name:

         _Unni_

Teacher's RP Name:

         Glorier Maiheiuh

Do you have a magic(s) you are dropping due to this app? If so, link it:

         no

Do you agree to keep Story updated on the status of your magic app?:

         yes

Are you aware that if this magic is shelved, it will be unavailable to use?

         yes

MC Name:

         LordMJO

Character's Name:

         Gr'okk

Character's Age:

         41 (at death)

Character's Original Race (N/A if not applicable):

         Orc

Transformed form:

         Revenant

Creator's MC Name:

         n/a

Creator's RP Name:

         n/a

Briefly explain the lore behind this construct or creature:

Revenant: The new-born spirit, often rising from the dead due the violent or unfortunate circumstances of their death or by pure will power. They are made of ectoplasm - malleable and incorporeal, like other Phantoms. But Revenant's are less attuned to their new form, often disappearing and reappearing randomly nor as capable as the other 2 types in influencing their surroundings, often just an observer to event around them. Their body carry signs of how they died and their clothes in tatters where they were struck. Yet still recognizable to does who knew them in their life. So is their state of mind, dazed, unfocused and confused. Life around them feeling like a fever dream. They suffer from mental disorders like other Phantoms: mood swings, anxieties, frustration and sadness as they try to make sense of the world around them. Although, Revenants disorders are not as violent and psychotic as Poltergeists nor as schizophrenic as Specters. However as Revenant begins to understand their unlife and figure out that they indeed have died, they may start showing signs of mental illnesses tied to either Poltergeists or Specters - as they being to curse someone(s) with Geistreach. Geistreach is a process a Revenant ghost goes through before falling into a state of reflection and clarity. A Revenant must use Geistreach(takes 3 emotes) on victim(s) 5 time without OOC consent to gather enough ectoplasm to begin their transformation. With OOC consent, Revenant must use Geistreach 3 time on the same victim within the span of 12 IRL hours. If Geistreach is cleansed before 1 IRL week passes by a holy mage, the victim(s) will not gain permanent affect from it. After Geistreach is done, and the Revenant has entered the state of reflection, the player has to contact a Story Member with screenshots as evidence of their encounter(s) and which path the player will take.

Poltergeist: A more violent of the two paths a Revenant can take after they have gone through their state of reflection. Poltergeist denies their fate, unable to make peace with the fact they are dead. While not necessarily evil, Poltergeists are unhinged and dangerous, having let their trauma and stress take hold of their minds, going from sorrow to violent out-bursts of rage. Rarely do Poltergeists feel any positive emotions, only turning the most extreme circumstances. Their form is often as twisted as their minds - red or black, the cause of their death more visible in a grotesque form and with almost animal-like traits like claws and sharp teeth. Unlike Specters and Revenants, Poltergeists are almost unrecognizable to does who knew them. Poltergeists anguish and violence also reflects on their abilities like instilling unease and their resilient to feeling pain compared to the other Phantoms - not that they don't feel it, but rather they are already in so much anguish from their own awful existence that it does not affect them as much as the others.

Specters: Compared to Poltergeists, Specters are Revenant who have accepted their fate and made peace with it. While benevolent and kind, Specters aren't immune to the mental stress that comes with being undead, suffering from depression, anxiety and even schizophrenia, being often shy and wary in the presence of mortals. They are also more balanced mentally than the Revenant and Poltergeist, able to feel the full range of emotions. They are however less fond of conflict than the others, trying to solve the issues with words. Physically, Specters appear in different shades of white, blue and yellow. They are the most alike to their former self, bearing no marks of their cause of death, although there is still something a bit uncanny about them - be it the porcelain look or eyes without irises. Specters are also more tolerating towards direct sunlight than the others and are capable of interacting with the living world than Revenant.

Ectoplasm: The stuff all Phantoms are made of. It is a strange meld of life force and mana that allows the Phantom to mold their shape, become invisible and even do some telekinesis. Although ectoplasm rarely interacts with the mundane items and people besides other Phantoms, Poltergeists and Specters can make themselves more tangible although more susceptible to damage, as usually a swipe from a sword or a shot arrow does not harm them but passes right through.

Weaknesses: While Phantoms cannot be harmed by someone poking them with a pitchfork, nor do they need to sleep, eat or breath, they are susceptible to other forms of harm. Sunlight is quite harmful to Phantoms, with Specter feeling it's affects the least - more akin to uncomfortable feeling than a burning ache, able to stay in the direct sunlight longer than 10 minutes. Thus most Phantoms, even Specters, prefer to stay in the shade or roam turning the night. Another one of their weakness is magic - mainly paladin magic, voidal magic, shamanistic lutaumancy, mysticism and even a metal called aurum. Aurum is an unique metal that can contuct life force, something that ectoplasm is made of. Aurum weapons can harm Phantoms as if they were alive or tangible, even if they are not. Extremely pure Aurum barriers will stop Revenants. Specters and Poltergeist may pass through it although it is often accompanied by immense pain. Being already dead however, even if a Phantom was to be struck down and demanifest, it will take them some time to gather themselves and come back. For Revenant's this process lasts 2 OOC days while Specters and Poltergeists will be able to recover after 1 OOC day. 

If this construct or creature has some form of aesthetic choice, can you describe how they look? 

A 6'3ft tall whispy looking orc, his gaze absent and far, only one of his eyes seeming to move. His blue tunic is in tatters, having holes in it and a large vertical tear in front and back. His head seems to be barely holding onto the rest of his form, most of his face and head a less visible above his chin as are the areas where the tunic is damaged. 

Do you have a magic(s) you are dropping due to this app? If so, link it:

         No

Do you agree to keep Story writers updated on the status of your magic app?:

         Yes

Are you aware that if this creature is shelved, your character may be given the option to revert or be indefinitely shelved?

         Yes

Memey RP or using this CA for subpar villain/bandit RP can lead to your app being denied, even after acceptance. Please put "I understand" as your response once you have read this part and understand the consequences.

         I understand

Have you applied for this creature on this character before, and had it denied? If so, link the app:

         no

MC Name:

         LordMJO

Character's Name:

         Cl'ogg

Character's Age:

         32

Character's Race:

         Orc

What magic(s) will you be learning?

         Bardmancy W+S

Teacher's MC Name:

         HandsomeFloppa

Teacher's RP Name:

         Talinn Tordove

Do you have a magic(s) you are dropping due to this app? If so, link it:

         no

Do you agree to keep Story updated on the status of your magic app?:

         yes

Are you aware that if this magic is shelved, it will be unavailable to use?

         yes

Gr'ogg smort.
Gr'ogg kno mâgh tingz. Bawt sumtimes Oomanz, Sharp Eerz anh Stumpez dun kno dat Gr'ogg kno tingz.
Even thoo, Gr'ogg hit izi heed against rokk everydee to make heed bigga to have more tingz in heed.
Todee, Gr'ogg go to da drink place wit fren. Sharp eer give Gr'ogg "random shit". Even when Gr'ogg ask the barmadden why izi give Gr'ogg shit, barmadden sayz itz not. Fren drink and say it iz good.
Bawt Gr'ogg kno. It iz shit. Even if it taste good. 

Ten a tinman walk in. Tinman haz da metal rot. Sharp eer start rubbin' tinman with cloth. 
Bawt Gr'ogg kno. Das not how lit get rid of da metal rot. Mi 'unger brotah Mr'ogg call Gr'ogg "Mr.Cleanz".
Gr'ogg gave izi a contuc.. a compuct.. very stronk metizin. Heel Mr'oggz eyez. Bawt Mr'ogg deed of wormz. Gr'ogg brotah dum-dum.
So Gr'ogg go do magik behind da drinking place. Gr'ogg full of magik from drinking da shitz. Ahn Gr'ogg bring bakk da (this part is scrubbed off) magik sand izi made. 
Tinman not want magik sand karuz Sharp eer had "whiped" the metal rot off.

Den Sharp eer bring more shit. Sayz itz "oil". Wants Gr'ogg to rub da tinman moor.
Bawt Gr'ogg kno. Das diraehha. Gr'ogg 'unger sistah Vr'ogg had da diraehha. Izi not eat da frutes even when Gr'ogg tell izi to.
Zo Gr'ogg give izi da ripe onez. Bawt Gr'ogg sistah ate too late for it da work.  Izi deed of da shitz. Gr'ogg sistah dum-dum.
Gr'ogg dun wanna insult da estapi.. estembi.. da drink place. Zo Gr'ogg do haz da barmadden sayz.
Then tinman lost memory. Sayz someting about "cellz".
Bawt Gr'ogg kno. Sharp eer poizon da tin man becuz izi wit child in da tummy ahn not stable.
Gr'ogg even give da tinman a name. Lil'Tin.
Bawt izi forget dat too. Goodbye Lil'Tin.

 

NVM figured it out. 
It’s truly a weird issue lol.

Hello! 

Honestly i haven’t been on LOTC for some time, a pretty long time probably. Last time i played was maybe around winter? 
Anyway, i get an error message: Internal Exception: java.io.IOException: An existing connection was forcibly closed by the remote host.

Does it mean i need to be whitelisted again? with a few tries i got on for abit actually before but now i can’t anymore again. 

Thank you in advance! 

General Info

Name : Egil Marchande of House Sauvageot

Titles : The Silver-Tongued, Owner of the Black-Arrow Tavern, Jolly Diplomat.

Age : 22

Date of Birth : 7^th Sun’s smile 1672 

Status : Alive

Current Affiliations : Principality of Rosenyr

Previous Affiliations : Kingdom Of Nordengrad

Gender : Male

Race : Heartlander

Sexuality : Heterosexual

Languages : Common

Alignment : Neutral Good

Appearance

Height : 5’11

Weight : 163 lbs

Eye Color : Emerald green

Skin Color : White

Hair Color : Blonde

Markings/Tattoos : Burn scars lower left abdomen, Tattoo of a Black arrow right arm inside.

Why.. the hell am I there lol? Ik that Egil(me) is charming but damn ?

Kinda flattered now.

Well that is what im doing most of the time ?

* A note is put on local notice boards*

I am a traveling troubadour named Egil.

I offer entertainment to does willing to pay.

List of Entertainments:

* Musical acts with a lute

*Juggeling of any item
*Stories from lands near and far

*Pleasant conversation

requests can be made but will cost extra
 

Price ranges form 100 to 500 minas, depending on the length of the session and requests made.
Price is negotiable.

Egil, The Silver-Tongued

*There is plenty of room for requests on the note*