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SOLD TO THE GRISLY DRUID!

[!] The message is received and a reply is promptly sent back to the buyer. "Meet me at the Salvus Docks!"

[!] Cheap, badly written fliers are seemingly appearing out of no where, a well drawn sketch depicting a crying girl pasted shoddily beneath each. The word slave was written in large letters at the top of the flier. As you pass the vermin infested city of the wood elf capital, you notice a courier hammering in the last of the fliers on a nearby tree. You mosie over to take a look... SLAVE! You! YES YOU! Are you in need of someone to carry out basic feminine roles!? Well then you've come to the right place! The dwarves have just invented a new machine... its called the Cook-Clean-1332! Neit really, its just some whiny girl I kidnapped from the wood elf capital! Called Illithri of somink. Well, anyway, she'll do all your house work, as long as she's disciplined well! Buy now! 200 minae!

Application MC name : HungrySumo RP name : Dragmar Reason for joining? To watch a poorly ruled nation crumble under the fist of a more... worthy superior. Weapon of choice? Zwiehand or Horseman's Pick [OOC] Skype (PM if you wish): I think you have it, if not: Hungry_sumo2

JOINING BLACKWOOD COMPANY If you still think you'd like to join Blackwood Company..Please fill this out Note: All recruits are considered by the Council. OOC: HungrySumo MC Name: Dragmar Skype Name: I'll add you... Do you have TeamSpeak? If not, are you willing to get it? I have it. In-Character [!]You stand before the Company crier clad in crimson and a scruff beard weathered from the ages, he takes out a document. "Interested in the Company eh? I'll need some information for the Council." "Your name lad/lass?": Dragmar "Where are yah from?": Petrus. "What sect are you applyin' for? Sellsword? Service or Trade?": Sellsword. "What are yah expectin' from the Company?": Of course what I applied for, a role in the company. "What is yer skills?": The craft of constructing abstract armor... A-and shankin' the Scheiße out of people! "Lastly boy/girl, be sure to bring warm clothes, it's fokin cold at base"

Character Name: 'Kruggeh' Character Age: 257 IGN: HungrySumo Timezone: GMT I see you, fetch

(( I've edited it now :P ))

(( I'm currently working on the Hairstyles, they should be up on the forums later today!))

[!] A large poster is pinned to the entrance of the Caliphate. Another, identical to the first, is pinned to the entrance of Felsen. The advertisement is written primarily in Commoner but its farfolk translation was eloquently written underneath its counterpart. [!] Have your luscious locks been plagued with split ends and greasiness? Or do you merely need a fresh trim? I, Abdul Ba'ith Akil Jazeera, have decided to follow the foot steps of my father and give back to the community by ridding your unfortunate hair of these devastating ailments! For a small fee, of course. Head down to Aesculus, a small settlement on the outskirts of the Orenian Capital! ((x = -191, z = -1724)) --- Services! --- Simple Cut: Ten Minas Hair dyeing: Fifty Minas Styles: 75 Minas. [OOC] Here's the Dealio, I'll change the hair style of your IG skin for 75 Minas each. (Pick from the 5 or so hairstyles bellow) The rest of the services are purely RP and a payment isn't in order unless you insist (Please do :P). MSG me IG or reply on the forums and I'll be sure to take your request! ~Hungry

-- Closed until further notice --- Note: The bid Ramza placed WILL follow through and the High elff will be sold.

* An apparent change had been made to the poster, a reserved list had been added. * Rezurhv'd fer nuw! "Deh nub-buurz hayrd gurl fer azh-fuhzend muunaz!"

* A LARGE POSTER IS PINNED TO THE GATES OF THE ORCISH CITY, A REMARKABLY, WELL DRAWN DIAGRAM OF THREE SLAVES ATTACHED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE vLARGE SHEET OF CRUDE PAPER * "Ug, bruddahz agh zkahin pinkiz ub deh pinki landz, uz Glogols hab hozh zlaves fer zayl. Zend ah berd tuh Nagg'Glogol ((nickofwar)) fer a hozh snaga. * The Picture of the Caliphess had a bold, black strike through the Image* "Deh Gurl, Luna Ith'ael, a hii twiggi: Futh-Huhndrehd Muunaz!" "Deh Uldie, Zuez Ith'ael, anuvah hii twiggi: Azh-Fuhzand muunaz!" "Deh zkahin Zalviuhn, mi nub knuwz hiz name, ah ztupeed pinki: Futh-Huhndrehd muunaz!" "Deh Pozh blu zkah, Kehliphezz Arabella, a zkahin pozh zkah: "H'-Fuhzand muunaz!"