herculean_wud

very epic double headed ologs ..... maybe i'll play an olog again

Stefan Stankovic signs the cross.

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THE JURIA-KRUGMAR CONTRACTUAL ACCORD BOUND IN WRITING AND IN BLOOD, ON: 7th of The Amber Cold, 1669 TERM I JURIA PLEDGES IT’S SUPPORT TO THE KRUGMARIAN CAUSE FOR THE DURATION OF A SINGLE CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE DOMINION OF MALIN, WITH A CHANCE TO RENEW THE CONTRACT POST. TERM 2 IN RETURN THE WAR NATION OF KRUGMAR PLEDGES PAYMENT OF A LARGE CRATE OF IRON BULLIONS (64 IRON BLOCKS). MIR VELN KEYNMOL FARGESN, The Right Honourable, Falk Geldmeister, Highest and Most Grand Lord-Commander of the Jurian First Battalion Zabgub'Gorkil the Old, Targoth of the Krughai, and Elder of Clan Gorkil

COMPENDIUM MORBUS A compendium of the most common ailments affecting the peoples of Atlas AFFLICTIONS OF THE BODY RELOURIAN POX Small, painful ulcers or sores that appear around the genitals, accompanied with a blotchy red, rash. LEPROSY Skin sores and loss of feeling in appendages and extremities that can lead to mormal and eventual loss of the limb. Numbness in various parts of the body, including the respiratory tract, is also a common symptom. LONGHORN’S DISEASE Grippe-like symptoms. Seems to hail from the Nottingham Longhorn - a large buffalo. LEPER’S SPITE A minor disease that is speculated to be caught from lepers as a lesser form of Leprosy. Instead of affecting the entire body, it affects the point of contact and festers into a small collection of sanguineous crusting, and skin sores. KRUCHHUSTEN Grippe-like symptoms that comes with a characteristic whooping cough. GRIPPE Coughing, sneezing, fever, temporary loss of taste, blocked nose and shakes. KING’S EVIL Highly contagious affliction of the long that can draw bloody phlegm. Associated symptoms are weight loss, fever, tiredness and swelling in the neck. LOCKJAW Causes intense spasms that locks different parts of the body in paralysis - namely the jaw. Comes as a result of eating too many leafy greens, scratching oneself with rusted iron or steel. MORMAL Affliction of large, gaping wounds that slowly spreads around the body. PODAGRA Large, cyst-like formations that form upon the large toe; that ail the sufferer with extreme pain. MORTIFICATIO PRIUS Primary Mortification - Necrosis of bones or flesh. SCRUMPOX A skin disease - not dissimilar to Leprosy - that causes greenish, pus-filled bumps upon the skin. SEAMAN’S LEPROSY Sores upon the body, loss of teeth, rapture of the heart, foul smell that clings to the suffer. AFFLICTIONS OF THE MIND MANIA Visions of an otherworldly and harrowing nature; and whispering voices that compel one to do unspoken things! VIPER’S DANCE Convulsive and unavoidable spasms that give the illusion of a wild dance. PALSY The locking and spasm of joints. LOOSE-TONGUE The unavoidable impulse to spew profanities and things that are best left unsaid. OOC Just some disease lore because we seem to be lacking… Original Post

SCHLOMIT THE FAT OF HOUSE JURSTEIN IS SEEKING AN ARCHITECT TO CONSTRUCT A MODEST KEEP TO ACCOMMODATE HIS DIMENSIONS. SEEK FALK GELDMEISTER IF YOU’RE WILLING TO UNDERTAKE THE TASK: HE SHALL NEGOTIATE A FEE ON BEHALF OF GOVERNOR JURSTEIN. OOC: MESSAGE ME ON DISCORD (BIG BROTHER#8126) OR IN GAME (POLICESTATELOTC) - WILLING TO PAY IN MINAS, SKINS OR LORE ITEMS

as someone who played a troll in like athera, i'm afraid im gonna have to say no p.s. they were always meant to be dumber / as dumb as ologs bc they were typically a little large

Leydluk signs,

Leydluk signs.

Hey Jentos jolly good sir, you seem to be missing the point, fine fellow; we’d be happy to deal with the rp, sirrah, but the fact is - as many wholesome folk before me have stated - it seems an awful waste and quite malicious to do it so “under the rug” as one would put it, my good friend!

Leydluk signs, but wonders why the wrong banner was used. . .

10 MINUTES - LAST CHANCE

"Rally lat men agh klomp us den." Said Leydluk

WE HAVE HER AGAIN. PAY UP: TEN-FOUSAND SHINIES. A CRUDE SKETCH OF THE PRINCESS FORT STRONK. COME QUICK.

Rex Leydluk'Raguk, the Skahing honourable, signs in scratchy handwriting.

Yes PLEASE warhammer 40k orks meks

Leydluk nods approvingly.

ye im not too keen

THE KING’S WOODS Event Planners, MC Names: Morning_Wud Event Type: Hunt-esque / monster slaying events, with other similar themes thrown in- overall particularly mundane in regards to magic / fantasy, though fantasy elements (such as obscure or undead monsters/creatures) are welcomed. Your Timezone: EST Affected Groups: Santegia Anyone* lol Event Location: 962, 64, 1683 - just beyond the Santegian walls. What help do you require from the ET Actors or Builders? The forest to be made denser or perhaps even enlarged down to the beach, monster dens / nests to be strewn throughout; camps to be placed in an equally strewn fashion, fauna to be placed throughout to make the forest feel alive. *THE INTENTION OF THIS “EVENTLINE” IS TO BE AN ULTRA-IMMERSIVE CONTINUED ENVIRONMENT, FULL OF WILDLIFE, BANDITRY, MONSTERS AND PERHAPS THEMES OF A LESS INTRUSIVE NATURE (RANDO HERMITS, MAD DRUIDS, SPRITES AND THE LIKE WHO AREN’T INHERENTLY HOSTILE) IT SITS JUST BEYOND THE SANTEGIAN WALLS, BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN IT WOULD BE THERE TO BEFIT THEM SOLELY: ANYONE WOULD BE ABLE TO ENGAGE WITHIN THE EVENTS. SUMMATION Just beyond the walls of Santegia, within the dense sprawling forest that consumed the immediate countryside, is a bustling hub of nature where a manner of animals congregate in symbiosis. It is known as the King’s wood: a man-made (say the scholars) plot of forest claimed by noblemen of yore for sport. But despite the regality of the namesake, unwholesome folk and unwholesome things dwell within, out of sight of the beauty of the fauna and the flora; bandits and deserters, madmen and vodniks- they find themselves entrenched deep within the dark recesses of this mystical place. ☁ HARD ☁ EASY ☁ MEDIUM ☁ ET LIBERA FRATRES Et Libera Fratres - the free brothers, a band of deserters turned ruthless and zealous by the promise of stolen coin and the regular bloodshed that comes therein. They dwell within biverwhacks at the skirts of the forest to ****** the coin purses of naive passerbys: armed and dangerous. ☁ JUMBLE-BREECHES THE HERMIT A maddened druid who speaks in garbled riddles. He’s relatively harmless, unless you anger him, and may offer you odd trinkets to barter in return for staple forest items: bugs that one must hunt for, flowers that grow in hard-to-reach-places, specific and odd hallucinogenic barks, feathers from native birds etc. ☁ VODNIK COLLECTIVE A pool full of Vodniks who lay undisturbed, submerged in the scummy water. If one were to disturb their final resting place they would leap from the water and onset in an attack against the interloper! ☁ THE FLEETFOOT ELK An elk renowned for escaping the arrowshot of many budding hunters and poachers. This event would rely heavily on initial tracking, not overall hack and slash. To say the least, the intention would be for it to be challenging. THESE ARE EXAMPLES / BASE EVENTS. ANY FURTHER EVENTS WOULD BE AT THE DISCRETION TO THE ET WHO WISH TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES. FEEDBACK APPRECIATED

Falk bustles around his compound, which had the fitting scummy name of Skelmersdale.

what is Caucasian in a land without the Caucasus’ ?!

stefan give big big nod da

Falk sighs from afar. . .for it was sheqelim HE could be rolling in had he stayed.

well written but a bit pointless imo

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