https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9ELM4pu-4
“I begin this account in the Canonical hour of Prime in the year of our lord 1518. I, Lord Commander, Remi Rolls, Marquess of Ross, sworn Marshal of His Majesty’s armies, have been charged by His Majesty Louis-Francis Hightower, The Peacock Who Pierces the Plate of the Populists, King of Salvus, Prince of Ponce, Archduke of Dibley, Duke of Sunfields, Count of Mogabishu, Tiss, Hlp Wlqh, and the Maltines, Baron of Kimbolt and Kamry, Viscount of Locklear, Lord of Lotherington, Lion of Kingston, Shield of Salvus, and Keeper of Swans, to chronicle His most valiant effort in reclaiming His ancestral birthright. I am most ecstatic to detail His conquest of this godless state of which perverts the name Salvus and deliver unto His foes the ultimate justice for their degeneracies; death.
But before I scribe His heavenly conquests from quill to parchment I must detail the state of Salvus and cause of His Majesty Louis-Francis Hightower, The White Peacock Who Pierces the Plate of the Populists, King of Salvus, Prince of Ponce, Archduke of Dibley, Duke of Sunfields, Count of Mogabishu, Tiss, Hlp Wlqh, and the Maltines, Baron of Kimbolt and Kamry, Viscount of Locklear, Lord of Lotherington, Lion of Kingston, Shield of Salvus, and Keeper of Swans, who so valiantly marches on to deliver upon such men of low character what they deserve.
The rich realm of Salvus has been reduced to a state of aberrations. Wine spills upon the bellies of its aristocrats as they fondle with men and fornicate with beasts in grotesque displays of mobocracy and liberalism. They have avowed God, and thus, goodness; they have avowed the crown, and thus, communion. They are ill-made and unsightly in their creations and are well to be crucified to make example of their hedonisms. Their state has fallen to disarray, yielding chaff in the spring and smoke come the summer, unsophisticated and unable to rear civilization.
His Majesty, Louis-Francis Hightower, The White Peacock Who Pierces the Plate of the Populists, King of Salvus, Prince of Ponce, Archduke of Dibley, Duke of Sunfields, Count of Mogabishu, Tiss, Hlp Wlqh, and the Maltines, Baron of Kimbolt and Kamry, Lord of Lotherington, Lion of Kingston, Shield of Salvus, and Keeper of Swans, brings forth a sword baptized in holy flame and a host numbering the high hundreds. His steel is sharp and His cause true, yet he knows he faces great odds, against curs both populist and republican, usurpers who make motley of our once grand Salvus state.
I am in full confidence His Majesty, Louis-Francis Hightower, The White Peacock Who Pierces the Plate of the Populists, King of Salvus, Prince of Ponce, Archduke of Dibley, Duke of Sunfields, Count of Mogabishu, Tiss, Hlp Wlqh, and the Maltines, Baron of Kimbolt and Kamry, Lord of Lotherington, Lion of Kingston, Shield of Salvus, and Keeper of Swans, may stop those who snive with the unsightly and make common cause with the devil, ridding the realm of a blight. His Majesty, Louis-Francis Hightower, The White Peacock Who Pierces the Plate of the Populists, King of Salvus, Prince of Ponce, Archduke of Dibley, Duke of Sunfields, Count of Mogabishu, Tiss, Hlp Wlqh, and the Maltines, Baron of Kimbolt and Kamry, Lord of Lotherington, Lion of Kingston, Shield of Salvus, and Keeper of Swans, is a hero, legend, star, and spirit, a prophet in all-but-name, a figure who will be made sacrosanct upon His death for His valor and heroic nature. Who else stands against the pollution which seeps our northern continent? His own is the Vanguard of Vailor, the White Peacock Who Pierces the Plate of the Populists.
It is by His blood and name which Salvus is consecrated, restored to monarchy and might, a mercy afforded to those few denizens who cling to hope for restoration and redemption for our forlorn country. His claim is most high, His traditions righteous, and His foes wrong. His Majesty, Louis-Francis Hightower, The White Peacock Who Pierces the Plate of the Populists, King of Salvus, Prince of Ponce, Archduke of Dibley, Duke of Sunfields, Count of Mogabishu, Tiss, Hlp Wlqh, and the Maltines, Baron of Kimbolt and Kamry, Lord of Lotherington, Lion of Kingston, Shield of Salvus, and Keeper of Swans, will not bend nor beggar, but take what is His with fire and sword.
His Majesty, Louis-Francis Hightower, The White Peacock Who Pierces the Plate of the Populists, King of Salvus, Prince of Ponce, Archduke of Dibley, Duke of Sunfields, Count of Mogabishu, Tiss, Hlp Wlqh, and the Maltines, Baron of Kimbolt and Kamry, Lord of Lotherington, Lion of Kingston, Shield of Salvus, and Keeper of Swans, has already begun His reconquest through insurrection. Banners within the city turn to His cause in sight of His most holy frame and loving physique.
His Majesty, Louis-Francis Hightower, The White Peacock Who Pierces the Plate of the Populists, King of Salvus, Prince of Ponce, Archduke of Dibley, Duke of Sunfields, Count of Mogabishu, Tiss, Hlp Wlqh, and the Maltines, Baron of Kimbolt and Kamry, Lord of Lotherington, Lion of Kingston, Shield of Salvus, and Keeper of Swans, is fit and fierce, the Lion of Kingston, the Lover of Salvus, and aside Him stand the Hightower Host, ready to reclaim what is theirs by right. His mercenaries and retinues rally north to meet Him and field into an army capable of crushing the troglodytes that compose both parties populist and republican.
I await the day we march, and with that, I say; so help us GOD to grant absolutism to our lost state!”
((I join the warclaim as a third faction.))