herculean_wud

Roleplaying a soulstone 'properly' would be stupid, and frankly is when noobs try. I've seen people emote cringey **** like "I hold my soulstone as it takes me home!" During an RP fight rather than respond with a structured emote, either because they lack the creativity, will-power to smack the keyboard a lil bit or because they're simply incompetent.

Eh, I thought smawton had an idea similar and it was shot down by Hellfiazz, who said it wasn't possible.

well i mean, ITS A PLAGUE

"Stop being irrelevant you blithering rag-headed *****. . . Nobody gives two shites whether your curry-eating nation has a 'queen' or a 'lady.' This is an auction, not a tearoom!" Cried a poor passer-by, who had halted to oversee the auction out of his own curiosity.

I know I'm not meant to post on the warclaim, but you and I both know that Harbingers Constructs and stoneskins are monstrously overpowered and would drastically take away from the fun of the warclaim.

Captain Walker D. Plank sighs, "Da' i'?" He enquires, having seen his portrait being auctioned for so LITTLE!

u didnt ******* inCLUDE ME the great grubgoth!!!!! i demand a mention under tavern rp!!!!

"Charging for wool!? When noodles can be weaved into the stuff!?" Cried an expert chef with much knowledge of the matter!

"Don' thin' askin' people t'bid 'igher will ge' 'em to. If y'ask me, I'd ta'e w'ot y'go'." Proclaimed a begging peasant, sneering as he trailed off from the dialogue.

"Mi fink lat wyll fynd dat dizallowihn' urukz intu latz taburn am nub politikally korrekt agh kwyte anne frankly razist. Az zuch wi wyll bi invaydin' Izrael agh enzlayv itz okkupentz." "Zieg heil." "Preyz laklul."

"ukEe." Says Wud. ((Meet at ct))

Wud stands at the front of the Goi shouting and yelling for all to hear! "wuD buI haYr vYne! WuD buI haYr vYnE!" ((Buying elfs hair vine. Leaving quantity an offer init.))

An olog looks at the 'relic.' Even he knew that it was an over-priced phony.

"wuD flAt." He nodded.

Yet another notice has been placed affront the Uzg, a poster large in size and slightly yellowed. Scrawled upon the sheet was blocky, white lettering with a charcoal scrawling of the slave in question beneath the advertisement. Beneath the picture was a slew of lettering in reddened ink, it read: ZnAgA "Ug unce muur, zkahboiz. Wi hab znagaz! Lat kan bui diz azh forh h'-huhndrehd minas." ((The slave, KittyKatGirl_Mc_ is going for 500 minas. /MSG chef_wud if you want to buy!)) ***sold***

"h-hUhndreHd oAr lAtZ nUb gEd." ((500 minas or nothing. Also, I forgot to say that the first one was sold.)) ((The trade has been doscontinued

OOC: The original poster has been pasted over with another crude drawing of a dark elf slave. His locks of white were stained with grime and his face caked in a layer of soot. "zNaGA fUr ZaYl. H'-HuHNdrEhd MiNaZ!" Read the message. ((Msg Chef_Wud. Price: 500 minas. ironmonger24))

OOC: Across the realm of Vailor, advertisements seem to appear evidently out of no where. During the nights of the following days, the goblin 'Kazil' pasted leaflets to posts, posters to walls, decorated sheep hide and acacia signs to homes, and even drew messages in the very sediment. The notorious Raguk 'Ud' brothers, and a human not worth mentioning had been slaving just beyond the city of Al-Wakrah, and had brought the spoils to market: "Ug! Wi hab been enznaga'in agen, agh hab buwt a tree 'uggah. Zhe kan du abuwt anytyng, kleenin', kookin', zhittah-zkrubbin' agh ebun' farmihn'. Kum tu dah Uzg wib a zum ub H'-Huhndrehd zhiniz agh zhe kan bi awll latz!" Read the various notices. ((Nekkore. 500 minas. /msg Chef_wud, Masonf11 or FunnyMann_ for further details. Cheers. )) ***Sold***

Lmao))

***Current Bid 500 minas, do I HEAR HIGHER?***

Yet another reply is briskly sent, "OrKizH zItY."

Approves, readying the snaga. He promptly sends a reply with the aide of his goblin companion, "kUm tU gOi."

Upon, this time, the skin of a freshly killed ram was the image of a slave girl with flora interwoven within her brunette locks. Beneath the crudely, poorly drawn sketch was almost unreadable scrawl in a reddish ink. "znAgA! KuM buI frUm wuD! ZnaGa, FuTh hUhnDreHd mUnAz!" Read the poorly wrought notice. ((LadyRebecca 400 minas))

***SOLD***

"uKeE." Wud replies being too stupid to negotiate otherwise.