GavinTheViking

[[Great to see the Elves have a military, that is coming from an Orc. Also, you need to add a place on the Application to put your MC Name.]]

Orcs didn't give a flying fadoodle. #DesertAintSoBad

((*Pulls out his whitewash shotgun*))

Bruh, like why did Iblees die, cause of orcs. No difference.

((So do we just change our name to Azog or do we have to meet you IC?))

((Talk to them IC.))

[[First]]

((Yo since Mog is Hitler from the reaction vid the Oren is Nazi Germany and Dwarves are Russia and Germany won at the beginning but Russia dropped some red country smack down on them towards the end of WW2 ya heard?))

((First))

Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt! Jk, can't wait to read the story.

((It's funny cause Oren sucks. And Ebs clam your breasts. It is a fair thing. They aren't worried, so chill bro and beat up Grool.))

((Mogroka is best Turk. He is supreme kabab. Also, orcs ftw.))

Word reaches Nux of men of horse back growing in numbers. He is told that they don't look normal, a newness is in their presence. Nux is shown a sketch from one of his goblin scouts. He sees the man is a strange looking human, not an Oren residence. He tell the scouts to stop one of the men and question them. He says to the scout to then tell him what he finds out. He orders another goblin to stand a ways away, hidden, when the first goblin talks to the man. If the first goblin is struck down, the second is ordered to run away and tell Nux that the men are hostile.

((Gauis or any other Subdubadubai can rp meeting the goblin on this thread. Just talk to him or whatever. He has a soul, and feelings, and love. Just saying. Good to see these guys back, and right when World War Juan breaks out.))

((Good to see the Elves have a military.))

((Good you guys are coming back. The orcs get tired of seeing green everywhere. Hope you can help us in world domination. #AllHailKrug))

Deep in a sandstone mine, Nux makes baskets out of string and leaves. He plans to return soon, but wants to use up all his vacation days on his Gorkil Rewards Card before heading home

[[i'm in Italy, on vacay. Will be back by the 24th. Win at least 2 Wagh battles. And Shar'ku check you Skype. Ta ta. And Grool, don't lead, stand back and look cute.]]

Walks up to the corpse, unsheathing his blade. Nux chops off the girl's head. He takes the collar, as a trophy of the past.

Six ingots to make a set.

A small goblin travels through the blizzard, down a steep hill. He sees the gate of the Dwarven city, his heart gaining hope of survival. He enters the gate after struggle to battle the snowy terrian for a whole day. He wishes to speak to the King. He must deliver an oral message. The guards lead the goblin into a room with a scribe. The goblin tells the scribe his message. The scribe writes down the information, rolling up the scroll. He brings the letter to Thorin/Dreek (whoever is in charge). It reads the following

"The Leaders of Clan Gorkil and Lur, along with an elder if Gorkil, wish to meet with the leader of the Dwarves of urgent matters. The fate of the south is in jeparody. All may be lost to a greater force. Send a messenger to the leader of Gorkil or Lur with the phrase "elf snack". The phrase will allow the messenger to be safe in Orc lands and talk to a clan leader."

[[Edit: The only person to see this letter is the head scribe or a random scribe appointed by the government, the king/regent, and a nameless guard.]]

A small Dwarvish women sends a bird.

"128 Iron Bars for 30 mina each, and we meet in da cloud temple, nae trust Orcs".

~Rona

Posters are posted up in human and elven lands. The letter has very bad grammar.

Looking to buy iron and gold. Priced between 25 and 35 Minas for Iron. Priced between 30 and 40 Minas for Gold. Buying around four stacks. Meet at the Orc-Dwarf crossroads. Post note below with time of meet and amount of iron that is being bought.

how do u join house gorkil?

Be Level 31 in League of Legends.

Just wondering, wasn't Duregar Thunderfist brutally killed by orc soldiers? Unless of course he was revived by the BLEEPing Monks...

[[ Nah, the monks got him even though Krug pooped on them ]]

On the wiki, we could have the older orcs write their lives out, like what Potato is saying (if I am correct). They can kinda get a feel as to what times were like before they joined the orcs, through stories from different orcs' perspectives.

Need a new sub forum named "Clans" in the Orc Roleplay forum, just like Dwarven Roleplay. Needed this done from Day Juan, guys.

[[ Needed to make a post in when training is attend-able. Orc training will occur probably one a week every week here shortly. Please fill out the poll with each day that is best for you. ]]