I've come back from meh trip ta teh north, 'n I wasn't able ta find meh parents. 'owever I 'ad frostbite 'n I 'ad ta chop off meh stepid 'and. I 'ad ta ferge a meself anotheh 'and o' metal, 'n it wasn't easy puttin' that thin' on I 'ad to get mehself an enchanter ta bind it ta meh nerves. Anehways, I've decided that this 'ole thin' was pointless 'cause I didn't even know where meh parents were in the north! Sa I'm comin' back ta Kal'Urguan, 'n I've alsa remembered that I'm part o' thee Starbreaker Clan 'cause meh parent's names were in thee book I found in teh Cloud Temple, 'n I didn't even bother ta look in thee book again befer I left.
((I got kind of bored on my theif/conman character.))