Sinstrite

I'm thinking of a giant king sized bed. Now, this is not your typical king sized bed, mind you. This bed is special. It's mattresses are not your typical blend of scratchy cotton and springs, and stupid fabric, but, instead, are giant, thick, warm, homemade waffles. The pillows? Oh, they are GIANT SLABS of REAL butter. And what's that laying on the middle of the waffle bed? Oh, that's just me, Lord King Awesome.