Heff

Bod rolls over in his grave... in the after life he shouts,

"You go my edgy!"

Not sure if this is the correct use of the term "pugsied" as, if the human thought that the goal was to kill orcs, were they not doing what they thought right, as opposed to going out in a blaze of glory?

*no rp killed. It doesn't matter you understand what I meant. The player hadn't read the lore so I sent him a link on the lore just to allow him to have more fun.

APP

Forum Name: Heff

Faction Name: The Scavengers Of New England

Have you read the rules?: Praise the almighty pok

Where on the planet are you (country/region): Stationed In Northern Maine (U.S)

Can you turn it on and add lago's mob reshuffle?

Well, -says in old voice- back in my day you would have to make a extremely in depth and long bio/app and hoped you were accepted-I agree that the App Team looks a bit laxed with the app accepting...Welp That app does look good but I still hope the Bio thing can be sorted out so like you would really have to write more in detail and longer bios..That sort of stuff..

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And also: Have some questions that ~make~ them read lore.1 I had been pugsied as an orc by human who thought the goal of the server was to kill orcs.

((It was stated by the man who possesses part of halfling lands that we are allowed to dwell on tha small part … so can you add us to the area described previously)

Ryan cheers!

Fumble makes adjustments to the poster.

((DONT HATE: Done on my phone))
A few halflings work on building while one posts a poster:
Because of the upcoming festival we need *all* halflings to work on building and gathering. Here are a list of activities for the fair, if you have any suggestions for activities just let us know:
-Shogging
-Feast
-Market
-Stand Up Comedy
-Bumper Boats
-Boat Races
-Biggest Pig Contest
-Tree Climbing Contest
-Pig Races
-Pumpkin Throwing
-Fishing Contest
-Dunk Tank

Here are a list of things needed to be built. Please leave any suggestions for buildings here as well, all halflings are encouraged to help build:
-Feast Table (Built)
-Stage (Under Construction)
-Shogs (Built)
-Pig Racing Track
-Pumpkin Throwing Field
-Three Market Stalls
-Dunk Tank

Lorei responds to the notice then folded her letter and handed it to the nearest Halfling she caught still handing out invitations. 

Mul'ta for the invitation, it is well-received.

 

The event interests Lorei and she believes that if she isn't busy and have others in need, she will attend this gathering . If Lorei attends, she wishes to have a stall. She intends to sell fish and possibly an array of incense as well as her calming magic to those who pay coin. Lorei is told that it is very therapeutic and she believes it would be of good interest at this festival. 

 

Best wishes.

Ja'Lorei

 

You stall shall be built

The little halfling says.

The halfligns prepare all their partying power to battle the Harbringers in a dance off.

No halflings being idiotic enough to step into the orcish tents a letter is dropped in the center of every orcish war camp by a jolly looking bird with a pipe in his mouth, who seems to be heading North.

DEAR ORCSES AN' GOBOS,

YOU ARE INVITED TO HAFLING-FEST! THE GRANDEST PARTY OF ALL TIME. HERE YOU CAN ENJOY GAMES AND COMPETITIONS SUCH AS ALE DRINKING AND HOW FAR CAN YOU PUNT BOLO! PLEASE DROP ANY WEAPONS OR ANGER ISSUES OFF WITH THE SHERRIF UPON ARRIVAL AND ENJOY YOURSELF WITH SOME LAMB AND PIG.

Halfling will not be served at the feast.

OOC:
If you have played a halfling/hobbit before and wish to play him again or just make a 1 day alt to enjoy the fun as one of us feel free! If you have any issues with the time of 8 PM EST this FRIDAY, please shoot me PM.

P.S Do not eat us plez 

Halflings are running around, handing letters to any kha' they meet and placing them at any kha' home they see. 

DEAR KHA',

YOU ARE INVITED TO A GRAND PARTY IN THE SUMMERSET SHIRE. THE PARTY, HALFLING-FEST, WILL HOLD MANY GAMES AND TRIALS. ONE FITTING OF YOUR KIND WOULD BE THAT OF TREE-RUNNING IN OUR GREAT FORESTS. IF YOU WISH TO OPEN A STALL OR SHOP IN THE FESTIVAL CONTACT THE HOBBIT THAT GAVE YOU THIS LETTER.

OOC:

The date will be this Friday at 8 PM Est. If you cannot make this date or wish to have it changed for any reason please shoot me a pm... we wish to have as many people as possible at this grand ole time. Also if you used to have a halfling and have gone inactive on him/her or even has died you are encouraged to bring them back/play their ghost/ or make a 1-day alt to enjoy the fun!

No hobbit being brave enough to enter the icey wasteland, a small, jolly looking bird flies over the ice wall, a single letter in hand. The bird flies and flies and flies, before it loses its breath to take a rest... laying in the snow its bread red feathers quite visible to the inhabitants of the north it takes up a pipe and begins to smoke. As the bird dozes off from its long journey, its pipe in its mouth, the letter sits in the snow, frost on its edges. On it is one word: TO THE SCOURGE. The letter, if opened reveals green writing, written as if the writer itself was shaking in fear as he wrote it.

D-d-dear... Black Hearted Uns.

You are inv-invited to a jolly party. It would be great for y-you to attend. There will be shogging and a g-great many other th-things for you to... enjoy? Please come and relax with us by the lake and enjoy a break of warring with the hobbits of Summerset Shire. I'm sure y-you are quite fond of us... since y-you cut most of us down to the size of ants. 

​Sincerely, 

Fumble Willowbottom

P.S Please don't bring y-your magics unless they are for show... and p-please drop weapons off to the Sheriff upon arrival.

OOC:

The date will be this Friday at 8 PM Est. If you cannot make this date or wish to have it changed for any reason please shoot me a pm... we wish to have as many people as possible at this grand ole time. Also if you used to have a halfling and have gone inactive on him/her or even has died you are encouraged to bring them back/play their ghost/ or make a 1-day alt to enjoy the fun! 

P.S: Plez don't hurt us 

Letters are posted about the Dwarven city and at the homes of each dwarf. Numerous halflings are spread about the great halls, posting new letters and leaving them at doors. Letters are left at all dwarves homes... halflings sneak through holes in the human wall to return and exit the Dwarven Kingdom.

DEAR DWARVES,

YOU ARE INVITED TO THE GRANDEST PARTY OF ALL! HALFLING-FEST. A PARTY IS BEING HELD IN THE HALFLING SHIRE, WHERE NUMEROUS GAMES AND CONTESTS SUCH AS DRINKING COMPETITIONS WILL BE HELD. WANT TO SELL YOUR WARES? CONTACT ONE OF THE HALFLINGS WITHIN YOUR CITY ABOUT THE PARTY AND ASK THEM! COME AND UNLEASH YER INNER HALFLIN' ! 

Hobbits are not responsible for dwarves passing out due to strong halfling ale.

OOC:

The date will be this Friday at 8 PM Est. If you cannot make this date or wish to have it changed for any reason please shoot me a pm... we wish to have as many people as possible at this grand ole time. Also if you used to have a halfling and have gone inactive on him/her or even has died you are encouraged to bring them back/play their ghost/ or make a 1-day alt to enjoy the fun!

Hopes Hob will attend.

Letters are pinned around Abresi, Kralta, and Schattenbutter. Each in its own handwriting the letters are also left at the doors of the homes of each city. Some halflings are still visible running around the city, available for questing about this grand party.

DEAR BIGGUNS,

You are invited to enjoy yourself and take a break from your ongoing bickering at HALFLING-FEST. All are invited to come and enjoy a pipe and an ale! Unleash your inner hobbit with numerous fun games and contests... dancing and ale are included of course! Please leave weapons and armor with the Sherrif upon arrival. Wish to open a stall and sell yer items? Contact one of the halflings who are roaming around yer city right now! Remember there isn't any party like a halfling party~

OOC: 

The date will be this Friday at 8 PM Est. If you cannot make this date or wish to have it changed for any reason please shoot me a pm... we wish to have as many people as possible at this grand ole time. Also if you used to have a halfling and have gone inactive on him/her or even has died you are encouraged to bring them back/play their ghost/ or make a 1-day alt to enjoy the fun!

P.S: Please don't bring a raiding party Schattenbutter :)

A letter is pinned to the Malinorian Notice-Board, the Lenniel Notice Board, and the Darkhaven Notice Board. Letters are also left by the doors of most citizens in each Settlement, some would notice quite a few halflings sprinting around the settlements, leaving letters at the homes.

Dear Pointy Eared Bigguns,

You are invited to the biggest party of your lifetime. HALFLING-FEST. There you can enjoy the way of life that the smallest race on Anthos has, shogging, boat racing, and numerous other pastimes will be present. It will be grand old time in Summerset Shire, take a break from war and bickering and sit back and smoke a pipe. If you wish to open a stall for the event please send a letter to Fumble Willowbottom. If you 'ave any questions to contact Fumble as well. All are invited, it does not matter rank, job, or race. May you come, party hard, and leave with your inner halfling unleashed.

OOC:
The date will be this Friday at 8 PM Est. If you cannot make this date or wish to have it changed for any reason please shoot me a pm... we wish to have as many people as possible at this grand ole time. Also if you used to have a halfling and have gone inactive on him/her or even has died you are encouraged to bring them back/play their ghost/ or make a 1-day alt to enjoy the fun!

Ryan laughs and pulls his mask down, chuckling to himself, he continues on his hunt for the rumored bandit camps of Witch Woods.

"Few valah can be true rangers."

Here's a tip from a halfling who has aided in the creation of the new vale (which is much more active than old Len). 

Downsize. From my experience Kal'Azgoth just felt big. What you gotta do is keep houses from becoming too many houses and keep one central area for shops and rp and the rest for other things and leave a small section for housing.

^ Conquest is best.

Ryan returns from a hunt, a few rabbits on his belt.

"An' why should we 'elp ye? Can we not remain neutral?"

Ryan Darkwood moves about Lenniel wondering who the mali'ame are aiding.

*Sigh*

 

 

Okay staff...I'm trusting you with these VA removal...

 

Personally I think its a REAALLY bad idea..

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I have to say it was extremely fun with the hordes and hordes of zombie soldiers that scour the wilderness. Keep up the good work!