Heff

7/10 Some edgy looking anime dude who's show I will never ever watch because I don't watch anime but still looks badass.   

P.S EAT MY COMIC SANS

Fumble thinks for a second, 

"Wha' if ya stop by the Shire when ya nee' me an' I can start inventions and farm stuff fer ya!"

Fumble frowns, scribbling on it.

"WHA'S YA NAME?"

Fumble pipes up,

"Do we need'a figh' an' live wit ya?"

6/10 Such magic, very edge, much ?gobo?

Filled and sent.

You forgot about those dogs I bought for you

The ones that immediately died.

FIGHT ME~

Banned for trying to be fun and positive 

Fumble throws his hands in the air,

"NOT MORE BIGGUNS!"

Ew.

HALFLINGS ARE BEST

                   ~.~ Fumble Willowbottom ~.~
Nicknames: 

On 2/11/14, at 4:29 PM, Matt L. wrote:

> Spawn Of A Sh*tface

Age: 17 
Gender: Male
Race: Halfling
Status: Alive

~.~ Description ~.~
Height: 2 Feet 9 Inches
Weight: 40 Ibs
Body Type: Chubby/Muffin-Top
Eyes: Purple And Grey
Hair: Ginger/Orange
Skin: Palish
Markings/Tattoos: N/A... unless you count a scrape from tripping over a flower.
Health: Healthy
Personality: A joyous young halfling,Fumble is a very open-book
Inventory: A wrench, shovel, an apple, some doughnuts, and 1 ale bomb.
Further Details: Fumble enjoys tinkering, farming, burrow digging, and exploring (not too far, just the woods around the Shire).

~.~ Life Style ~.~
Alignment*: Neutral Good
Deity*: Knox
Religion: Knoxism
Alliance/Nation/Home: The Halflings/The Shire/ Summerset Shire.
Job/Class: Tinkerer, festival planner, and friend-maker.
Title(s): (Former) Deputy
Profession(s): Tinkerer and Friend-Maker.
Special Skill(s): Tinkering, climbing, drinking, and digging.
Flaw(s): Awful at lying, mischievous, and a (not necessarily a bad thing) budding alcoholic (taking after his father and uncle).

~.~ Magic ~.~
Current Status: OVVEERRRR 900000000
Arch-type: Farts
Sub-Type: Fartses
Rank: FART-MASETR
Weakness(es) GOOD-SMELLING STUFFS
Strength(s): SMELLY BEANS
Current Spell(s): FARTING


~.~ Weaponry ~.~
Favored Weapon: Shovel


~.~ Biography ~.~
Parents: Bolo Willowbottom, Juliana Willowbottom
Siblings: Roxxane and Fosco.
Children: None
Extended Family: Rich Willowswamp
Pet(s): Mrs. Oinkers (Deceased... cooked in a soup), Mr. Barks (Healthy living in Burrow), and Mr. Pig (healthy, living in pig pen).

~.~ History ~.~
To Be Added
~.~ Artwork ~.~

It's gotten worse. Jesus has it gotten worse.

What has our RP?

Fumble laughs,

"Tha' be as good fer ya as water! Ale i' what is the healthy stuff."

I'm gonna say this again.

You all think this is so confusing?

It lists the materials you need when you want to craft it (trust me its super simple, I've played it).

Also, has anyone played XBOX Minecraft? You don't arrange things like this and instead, like this, you click on what you want to craft, and tells you the recipe.

Its a hell of a lot better than anything I can make ^.^' I like it!

I haven't even a seen a single halfling. I've been to your new shire about three times , still no halflings.

A. You have to come to our peak times which is usually about 6-9 EST (on weekends a bit later). 

B. We understand population is an issue and have been working to increase it. Our latest festival (planned and built by me, with help) attracted 3 new players. 

C. Your issue has been added to the Post

Halflings are just nasty.... I prefer hobbits. 

Kill yourself. #halflingmasterrace

Hey everyone! Heff here, the OOC leader of the halflings, and I was hoping to gain some feedback on our RP since moving. Have you enjoyed it? Are we being to conflicted? Are we fun to RP with? These are just a few questions that I believe need to be answered, what are we doing wrong and what are we doing right? Sorry for the short post but I feel the need to gain some feedback.

Noted Feedback:

-Low Population

The Wandering Ranger nods in approval, hoping to restore the woods in which he had hunted and dwelled in.

~=~

Fumble giggles and gets out his latest invention, the seed thrower, and starts packing his bags on his pig.

7/10

This is manly.

Fumble scrambles around, fixing up a new pillow bed-room for a quest...