Samson (Derick)

*Chants* "Stream, stream, stream, stream."

*Clicks on link, not knowing its a troll. It comes up as "4chan, Blocked for porn and viruses"* Win.

*Dips nuget and a biscut in mashed potatoes*

*eyes widen as he looks over his page* I'm an old hat?!!?!? Huray!!!!

*Hugs his papa* I'll see you Sunday papa!

*hums the skyrim theme all day*

*Jesus is holding the T-rex* " Sorry rex, but the ark is full"

*Loggs on the temp server* "OMG I CAN LOG IN!" 2 seconds later: "Banned." I'm going to go cry now...

*notices everyone below is talking about the creative cafe*

*plays dramatic music*

*reaches under desk and grabs his air guitar*

*Reads the don't panic post* "Alright, once they start telling you not to panic, ITS TIME TO PANIC!"

*smiles as he reads* Thanks so much bro! =)

*Tightens his tie, and stares awsomely into the sunset* "Swag is for boys, Class is for men."

*walks up on a wooden platform, and slicks back his hair, then tightens his tie. He then stares off into the sunset dramatically and says in a deep voice "I'm Derick Therving, and I approve this man."*

+1 simply because of the picture =D

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