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Fliers are posted all around the place, stuck onto posts around knee high for humans and elves. "Seekin' a map maker, I need 'em whenever yeh can make 'em, I'll pay yeh two-hundred mina fer a good map'n I want three. One of Anthos with the main roads drawn ontah it, one of around Malinor and the small towns around it as well as the roads. One'o Oren with all the roads drawn onto it as well." ((This is a request for these maps to be made OOC and labelled appropriately, if anyone is interested please PM me there isn't really a deadline at the current moment but I'll pay 200 mina for each map if they're decent. I'll flatten out the details in PM's if you need it later.))

Gauldrim laughs so hard that he throws his hat into the air and has to replace his freshly soiled skirt.

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0/10 you heff no magic lol.

IC What is your name?: Gauldrim Irongut Do you have any previous military/combat experience?: Been in a few wars. Why should we recruit you?: Because the baas man is letting me. What is your preferred weapon?: Stone. Do you currently own a home in Abresi?: No Are you aware of the laws of Abresi?: (http://www.lordofthe...l=+royal +edict) OOC Minecraft Name: RedBench How long have you been on the server for?: Since April 2012 Do you have access to TS and/or Skype?: Si If you have Skype, what is your name? : Pm pl0x (Feel free to PM me) Roughly, how active can you be: Pree axtive Have you been banned before, if so, why: No

A flier detailing an old and battered book on the arcane art of Electromancing is pinned. At the bottom is signed in childish writing "GAULDRIM IRONGUT" and there is his contact details. ((Place bids in RP please))

MC Name: RedBench Rank/Class applied for (Be specific): Rover Timezone: GMT+10 Skype: Y'already got me. Why do you wish to join: Adventchaaaar! Who recruited you: Minea

'Straya. Needs more 'Straya.

What the Coight did you just Coighting say about me, you little Outback? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the All Aussie Adventures, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on bush creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed hours of bushman experience. I am trained in Coight warfare and I’m the top Russell in the entire AUS Coight forces. You are nothing to me but just another animal. I will wipe you the Coight out with bushman the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my Aboriginal words. You think you can get away with saying that Coight to me over the Russellnet? Think again, bush tucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bush babies across the bush and your Coight is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bushfire, witchetty grub. The bushfire that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re Coighting dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Coight you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my whip. Not only am I extensively trained in treating snakebites, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the bush and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Coight off the face of the land, you little wombat. If only you could have known what unholy bilby your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your snake-bitten tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Coight. I will Coight fury all over you and you will be croc-rolled in it. You’re Coighting dead, kiddo. Btw, fabulous signiture, like a 8/10?

9/10 Dat character complexity :o

((i am still wiping away tears. I felt like I was there. U culd probably drown toddler in my bathtub of tears.))

Yeah man I'd be up for that! Adds that little extra bit to the event.

Aye, the actual sailing part would only take about 15 minutes and the event would focus on the actual island and people being attacked etc.!