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  1. Shorsand

    come to Luciensburg to experience the end of the world in a front row seat

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      I will come to Luciensburg

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  2. King of Cartography

    1 like and i'll do cartography

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Say no more

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  3. Urahra

    entry 43.... now accepting new best friend applications.

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      @Gusano get in there quick!

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  4. Urahra

    in today’s entry, @Gusano at long last gets a name drop in the pink journal

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Tanith best friend town ain’t big enough for the both of us Lauritz

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  5. Urahra

    hey, you know what this server needs

     

    more plays about sad girls

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Boy kissing crimes! boy kissing crimes! boy kissing crimes!

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  6. Urahra

    in entry 32, tanith get C U C K E D

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Damn i guess Juan has to ditch his currrent mineman gf then!

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  7. Urahra

    in entry 32, tanith get C U C K E D

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Sorry Tanith, this cartographer likes ladies with ROUND EARS

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  8. Urahra

    in entry 30, tanith continues to be a huge simp for the hot cartographer

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      It is written in the ancient codes of yore that the emperor and his government may bestow the title of “Simp” to any and all citizens of oren.

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  9. Urahra

    now taking suggestions for what to do on tanith’s 500th birthday 

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      beach adventure

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  10. Urahra

    in entry 27, tanith and juan do some sloppy makeouts

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Juan is very happy simping for Tanith!

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  11. Urahra

    in entry 25, tanith drops the f-bomb

     

    (feminism)

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Oren in the 10th year of the Tanith presidency:
      “Welcome to Helena, please check your privilege at the gate”

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  12. Urahra

    in this entry, tanith actually DOES become a political commentator. guys I was just joking in the last status...

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Just wait until the ad money rolls in and Tanith turns into Dark elf Rupert Murdoch

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  13. Urahra

    in this entry tanith has OPINIONS about POLITICS. oren’s next hot political commentator right here folks. when we inventing the podcast c’mon.

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      🚩

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  14. Urahra

    lawful vs. chaotic

     

    lrsLGb2.jpg

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      well the best option is still to run past them at full speed, effectively ignoring them

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  15. Urahra

    in today’s entry, tanith becomes a karen.

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      ankles covered? ✅

       holy scrolls within reach? ✅

      chastity belt equipped?  ✅

      prayers said?  ✅

       

      I’m ready to go to the Dragon’s rest inn lads

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  16. Urahra

    in today’s entry, tanith becomes a karen.

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      There will be no swearing in this CANONIST establishment!!

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  17. Urahra

    in this entry, tanith goes on a hot date. (hot because it involves lava)

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Maybe he’ll open up after some adventures!

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  18. Urahra

    in this entry, tanith goes on a hot date. (hot because it involves lava)

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      a frienemy! I like it but tell him i prefer a meatshield

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  19. Urahra

    in this entry, tanith goes on a hot date. (hot because it involves lava)

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      What is a lancer? is that a dude on horseback with a lance? He would be very handicapped in the places we go to.

       

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  20. Urahra

    in this entry, tanith goes on a hot date. (hot because it involves lava)

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      As long grandpa fills a niche in the group Juan will deffo be a wingman

       

      Juan the explorer / guide

       

      Tanith: The heart of the group

       

      grandpa elf: ?????

       

      i expect great things!

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  21. Urahra

    in this entry, tanith goes on a hot date. (hot because it involves lava)

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      I hope he's the adventurous sort because then our little adventure gang is 3 people which is enough for me to start begging ET's for exploration events!

       

      And Don Juan’s true love is Cartography, he will be ok

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  22. Urahra

    in this entry, tanith goes on a hot date. (hot because it involves lava)

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      I could also pull a “Tanith I am an elf but for the past 200 years I have been masquerading as a human Cartographer, pretending to be my own grandson every fifty years or so, also I have been walking on my knees the entire time I am 8ft tall this make sense because sshh”

      Then it’s a full 8/8

       

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  23. Urahra

    in this entry, tanith goes on a hot date. (hot because it involves lava)

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      So if Juan loses a swordfight and stops going to the barber for 2 months the next 5 Tanith Journal pages will just be drawings of Juan with hearts around them?

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  24. Urahra

    in this entry, tanith goes on a hot date. (hot because it involves lava)

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      I pity the elf who's going to have to top Spelunking and ruin exploring as a first date!

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  25. Urahra

    in this entry,  tanith becomes a zookeeper

     

     

    1. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Juanlyonsthemesong.mp4

       

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